🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Strange how she didn’t deny the possibility of hitting 600 lbs...
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Also :optimistic:
 
ZooSmell said:
AL was trying to imply she was saving the second half of her sandwich for later but we all know she ate it immediately.
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Not sure why AL pulls this "I only ate half" shit. You weigh 550+ pounds, that doesn't happen with portion control. Or self-control, of which she has none.
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
Sorry I don't know much about antidepressants but I read certain meds also cause you to retain more water hence more weight ?
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Water retention/bloat isn't true weight gain. When medications talk about weight gain as a side effect, they generally mean fat gain, since water weight is constantly fluctuating depending on diet, time of the month, etc.

And I agree with people saying that fat gain and antidepressant use is correlation, not causation.
 
Free_Resonance said:
I don't think we'll ever hear those two ham beasts say "How are you?" instead of "How's your food?"

What a sad excuse of a "relationship", the only relationship I see is a Feeder and the Feedee.

Becky's sending that girl to an extraextraextra early grave.
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It's because neither of them have jobs or interests outside each another and food. Usually when you're in a relationship, you both have jobs and hobbies that take you outside of the home so you see each other at night or on dates. So you want to spend time catching up with each other. AL and Becky have no life whatsoever so there is nothing to talk about.
"Bayyybeeee how is your box painting going??"
"Uhh... well.. I used black and white paint... and I made a couple mistakes but... whatever."
Food is literally the most interesting thing in their lives.
 
To all the people who say they're bored by content, there's an untapped wealth of video topics:

- Eric filming AL falling down the basement stairs
- A second part of Thumb Butler rescuing AL post-fall
- AL trying random dumb tricks off "ana blogs" to "change her eating disorder" (You're a liar if you say you don't want to watch Hamber eat cotton wool.)
- Ricky finally snapping and strangling Hamber with a belt while Becky just capers around them going, "Y'all need to quit fightin'!"
- Twinkie Storrrrrrre finally going on a walk
 
SheCameForNecky said:
To all the people who say they're bored by content, there's an untapped wealth of video topics:

- Ricky finally snapping and strangling Hamber with a belt while Becky just capers around them going, "Y'all need to quit fightin'!"
- Twinkie Storrrrrrre finally going on a walk
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This is so much better when I think of those two things happening IN THAT ORDER. Amber gone and Twinkie released from her prison at last.
 
Raven said:
Amberlynn is a body builder too #epicgainz
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Ha, no, if only.. But it was odd that I watch a few of his videos and then I get all of these channels like ALR and some other lady who is also on the bigger size. Youtube algorithms are all out of whack.
 
Just realized they haven't been to the movies in forever either... Bedbound saga has really begun; they used to go to the movies all the time it was the only thing they did, well besides Walmart.
 
Free_Resonance said:
Becky's sending that girl to an extraextraextra early grave.
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Although I absolutely concur that Thumbelina is a prize enabler, she's actually in a bit of a bind.

I know the obvious answer; say no and leave the two-ton toddler to have a massive tantrum, as teddy bounces off the door as you're closing it. But it's unbelievably hard to actually do that - it sounds so simple, but anyone who's ever seen addiction up close knows the partner needs almost more support than the one being deprived. It's a Herculean task, and Becky is very well-trained and very simple. No way has she the fortitude to stick to saying no, or the external support to see her through.

And that's the other part of it. Rickie already looks like he wants to kill Amber and he and Eric will have seen the negative changes in Becky's life. However much they like her, are they going to put up with the screaming that will occur when Becky says no? Rickie goes to work, can Becky risk the binge monster bawling the house down all night? Because at some point, if your pal's partner becomes so fucking unbearable you can't deal, all that's left is to walk away and tell them to call you when the screeching blob has fucked off or died or whatever.

Becky's too cowed, isolated, manipulated and dependent (and yes, I know she put herself there) to stand up to Albert. And even if E&R were willing to support her in reining in Albert, does she really, honestly believe that? Unlikely. Ultimately, its like any addiction and Al may say the words but she's not really had any epiphany. "I will die" is too nebulous and, until something happens that forces Big Al to really confront herself, there's just no point in Becky risking the screaming drama. I'd throw the beast burgers until it belted up, too.

Besides, when did Becky ever take anything other than the path of least resistance? She was, in some ways, the perfect mark. Problem is, AL didn't allow for living with someone she doesn't love and who obviously bores her stupid (christ on a shiny bicycle, Becky is booooring.) So they're both trapped in codependent hell and nothing will change because there's no point poncing up a building when the foundations are bollixed.
 
if the gays have any common sense left, it would be wise to kick Hambawling out before she gets bed bound. Since Beckums can't change for her own good. The boys have to be the adults in the house. The sweet rent cut will dry up eventually into bill footings.

I don't think any half sane person will be able to tolerate the stench of putrid turgid flesh, antiseptic and endless bawling for food in their residence when it can be prevented ages ago.
 
Ham Boleyn! She's more like Henry VIII, but still, hahaha!

ETA: About Becky and the binge monster causing a scene, wouldn't it be easiest to just film her acting out and threaten to post it, in order to get her to stop? Granted, you'd need to find your ovaries first, but there's no way in hell I'd be held hostage to those demands in my home by someone with a sizeable social media presence.
 
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Bounty of BananaChipmunks said:
if the gays have any common sense left, it would be wise to kick Hambawling out before she gets bed bound. Since Beckums can't change for her own good. The boys have to be the adults in the house. The sweet rent cut will dry up eventually into bill footings.

I don't think any half sane person will be able to tolerate the stench of putrid turgid flesh, antiseptic and endless bawling for food in their residence when it can be prevented ages ago.
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Every single person in this house is too stupid to think long-term.

All Amberlynn knows is that she's hungry--NOW

All Becky knows is that she's lonely--NOW

All Eric and Rickie know is that Amberlynn pays the majority of household expenses--NOW
 
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