🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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If she keeps gaining at her current rate (using her 1/27/18 weigh in and her 11/1/18 weigh in), that's .29 lbs a day.

She'll hit 600 on or around April 16, 2019.

Edited for another fun fact: in order to gain .3lbs at her current weight, she has to eat 5,215 calories in a day
 
sinatradream said:
this is a true American tragedy.
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If Big Amb weren't such a feckless cunt it might be a tragedy. Instead, her "struggle" is enjoyable.

So often in life you see horrible people being rewarded for horrible behavior. It's satisfying that this particular horrible person is practically immobile and her life is a circus.
 
AmbazFetidTaint said:
If Big Amb weren't such a feckless cunt it might be a tragedy. Instead, her "struggle" is enjoyable.

So often in life you see horrible people being rewarded for horrible behavior. It's satisfying that this particular horrible person is practically immobile and her life is a circus.
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Hey Dad were you in the Obesity Epidemic?

Yeah son I was. It was horrific. Cheescake flying through the air all over the place!
 
THEY’RE CODEPENDANT said:
I find it really hard to believe that she only recently started looking in the mirror and say to herself “what happened? How did this happen?”
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Check this subforum or Amber's videos. There is one called "I see what you see" or something like that. It's the same as this video. The only difference is that Amber was standing up for that one.
And just in case the thought crosses your mind that back then it was the first time she became aware of how big she is, someone noted back when the video I'm referring to was released, that she did a similar video when she was living with Krytle.
THEY’RE CODEPENDANT said:
Does she seriously want ass pats NOW THAT SHE IS 552 POUNDS?
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Yes, she does.
Blathersnake said:
It's obvious that she loves attention, good or bad. She could get a ton of it if she actually turned her life around and lost weight. Chronicle her adventures in getting help and all about her learning proper nutrition. Getting a personal trainer and exercising. And of course getting the proper mental help that she needs. She could be a much better person if she actually wanted to change things about herself. I know she want, but maybe.
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Amber gets attention anyway, so why should she bother? She could do as you say, but that takes work, requires thinking, being a grown up and taking responsibility for her actions. Why would she when she can have "fun", do whatever she wants and likes whenever she wants?
Besides, if she lost weight she would lose viewers really fast. She's boring, ignorant and dumb. No one would stick around to watch her show off tacky "journals" if she lost weight.

I believe she has given up on losing weight a long, long time ago. Once in a while she has to pretend she wants to lose weight because of the backlash she gets (and to try to rope people back in). Amber gets the most views when she makes videos about a new "journey", but I'm pretty sure it's just lip service.

JambledUpWords said:
High fat can do that too. If she went low carb, high protein, she could feel fuller from a smaller portion than with carbs.
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Carbs are cheaper than protein. Amber is all about quantity and she can get more if she sticks to carbs.
 
I wonder when she's going to be bedbound. And I mean REALLY bedbound. Wearing a diaper, getting sponge baths from Becky, binge eating on the bed, doing absolutely everything on the bed. She's already refusing to walk around a grocery store and admits she has breathing problems.
I have a feeling she might die in her sleep before she gets there.
I also think she would be making more money if she became an SSBBW model. There are a lot of feeders on Instagram (judging by the morbidly obese hashtag on her posts) that would love to see our gorl half naked and stuffing her moon-shaped face. Amber would be getting more money on the side to pay for her addiction and she'd get to 700 pounds in no time!
 
Long time lurker said:
Check this subforum or Amber's videos. There is one called "I see what you see" or something like that. It's the same as this video. The only difference is that Amber was standing up for that one.
And just in case the thought crosses your mind that back then it was the first time she became aware of how big she is, someone noted back when the video I'm referring to was released, that she did a similar video when she was living with Krytle.
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That’s the thing though, she’s obviously been aware she’s a planet for a while. There’s no way she hasn’t noticed when she lays in bed and her neck fat suffocates her, when she stands up and her bones grind against each other, when she sits in those scooters, when she walks into a restaurant and gets those stares from people, when she struggles to put on a new shirt... and she talked about getting stuck in the shower what, like 60 pounds ago, so how has she been bathing? Obviously she won’t admit to not showering and this has been discussed, but if she was getting stuck back then, there’s absolutely no way she is using that shower now... I don’t think she’s taken off those pants for days, if not a week. She must REEK, there’s no way people haven’t been smelling her rotting, and she must be taking more notice of it too.

Point is, she’s been fully aware of this happening for a long time. The only reason why she’s upset about it now is because it’s hindering her from going to her places to feed. She’s probably incredibly ashamed to go into public, hence why she mostly goes out at night lately, and because she looks even more unattractive than she used to, I mean she looks like she’s decaying. I’m pretty shocked her hair isn’t falling out.

Playing this card AGAIN of “I have no idea how this happened!!” Is re.t.arded. I have no doubt in my mind that she’s got issues and that she’s struggling inside, but I also don’t care. She has had so many opportunities to save herself and she just told all of those opportunities to fuck off because she knows best. I’d bet money we’ll get two or three videos of her “on track” and then radio silence until we get special holiday eating videos, then we’ll get a New Year’s “hoorah,” and a resolution video.
 
Gustav Schuchardt said:
Someone should shop this logo

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To Hamberlynn Entertainment. With Hamberlynn on a scooter in the blue circle.
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Still blows my mind that she consciously made a plan to binge on Thanksgiving.... and that's only after she waited for halloween to be over so she can stuff her face with all the halloween candy.
The only way she could ever achieve weight loss is to give up all of her food joys for like 3 years and stick to REAL keto (less than 20g carbs a day) - which will NEVER happen. RIP gorl.
 
Sunshy1 said:
Still blows my mind that she consciously made a plan to binge on Thanksgiving.... and that's only after she waited for halloween to be over so she can stuff her face with all the halloween candy.
The only way she could ever achieve weight loss is to give up all of her food joys for like 3 years and stick to REAL keto (less than 20g carbs a day) - which will NEVER happen. RIP gorl.
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Indeed. If only she had willpower, she could enjoy a festive meal few times a year even on diet, but it's rough to eat sugary tasties after months of break and leave it to one dinner or day. She would feel sick but still want more and one day of eating easily turns into days of eating crap. That's why for people who are that morbidly obese and have eating disorder, zero tolerance seems to be best option. For an obese but otherwise healthy person it's perfectly fine to have a "cheat day" along their otherwise ideal diet, since they have the willpower to go back to healthy food right after, without feeling guilty.
 
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Botched Tit Job said:
If she keeps gaining at her current rate (using her 1/27/18 weigh in and her 11/1/18 weigh in), that's .29 lbs a day.

She'll hit 600 on or around April 16, 2019.

Edited for another fun fact: in order to gain .3lbs at her current weight, she has to eat 5,215 calories in a day
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Without my glasses I thought that said 29lbs a day not .29 I was like “fuck that’s a lot even for her”
 
Kukkamaaria said:
It's possible she might hit 600 lb by January, if she doesn't make immediate changes. At least in MSHPL the 600lb fatties are able to gain 50+ lb just in a month or two, if eating is not under control. I don't know if these people are just truly exceptional, but I understood at some point the weight gain truly accelerates as the body shuts down more and lymphedema kicks in.

I still don't feel sorry for AL. I have followed her about half a year and that's only the new videos and nothing older but still I feel even within that time frame, she says nothing new in the video. It's the same shit she says at least once in a month, which makes me feel she is only after asspats. She ain't ready for a change yet, this isn't the rock bottom.

Tough love is bad? It often comes up with tubers like AL and Chantal. What IF the comments were only positive? What IF absolutely everyone kept saying: "Oh you're beautiful guuuuurl! You don't need to change to please others and society! Live your life as YOU want." and other BS. Would that help them to change their lives for better? I mean... really really?
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I’m pretty sure she’s not interested in losing weight now, something bad needs to happen for her to realize that she’s hit rock bottom. “Some people only learn with pain..”
Don’t get me wrong, but what I mean by something bad is, for example, something small (for example, she meeting someone that she used to know and the person calling her fat) that can really hit (but it’s unlikely that she will lose weight because of that), or something more important.. Like she getting diagnosed with a heart disease or something. The heaviest people on earth only lost their weight because they realized they would die if they didn’t change.
 
suicide girl said:
I’m pretty sure she’s not interested in losing weight now, something bad needs to happen for her to realize that she’s hit rock bottom. “Some people only learn with pain..”
Don’t get me wrong, but what I mean by something bad is, for example, something small (for example, she meeting someone that she used to know and the person calling her fat) that can really hit (but it’s unlikely that she will lose weight because of that), or something more important.. Like she getting diagnosed with a heart disease or something. The heaviest people on earth only lost their weight because they realized they would die if they didn’t change.
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When she's officially bedbound and unable to lie about it, maybe that will be the impetus for change. She's really good, even at her current size, of downplaying her limitations. Like trying to convince us she didn't go into Wal-Mart because the list on her phone was more interesting, when it's pretty obvious it was too crowded and they didn't have a scooter for her.
 
It amazes me that she doesn’t understand that you don’t have to overeat on a holiday. Many adults don’t have cake on their birthdays, or even think about it. Christmas can be enjoyed without cookies and candy and eggnog and without 500 gifts. Most people aren’t obsessed with food this way. Celebrations are about people, not food.

It’s like a shock to her to be told this and she wouldn’t believe it. She can’t imagine that everything isn’t about food for most of us. Once she lost weight and got down to 150 or whatever, it wouldn’t be as hard as she’d have learned that eating isn’t the way most get through life and she’d have other coping mechanisms. Once she was there for a few years, it’d be natural.

I don’t believe food can be addicting, like drugs or booze, but I’ll play along. People who haven’t had a cigarette in 20 years aren’t craving them anymore, and no longer believe they can’t have a cup of coffee without a cigarette. People 20 years past drinking know that you can go to a party and have fun and not even think about alcohol. Same with drugs.

It’s only the first couple of years that are rough, as you change your habits and your coping skills and your way of thinking about your substance. With losing weight, at least you can see the changes as you go through it-with drugs you just have to trust it’ll get better.

You have to be strong enough to put up with the initial discomfort, willing enough to find somebody to teach you new ways, and smart enough to know the future can be different. Amber has none of that.

Eat away, Amber. I picked right after the new year for her to hit 600.
 
Barbarella said:
It’s only the first couple of years that are rough, as you change your habits and your coping skills and your way of thinking about your substance. With losing weight, at least you can see the changes as you go through it-with drugs you just have to trust it’ll get better.

You have to be strong enough to put up with the initial discomfort, willing enough to find somebody to teach you new ways, and smart enough to know the future can be different. Amber has none of that.
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Agreed, she has zero strength for long-term change. I do think she wants to lose weight, but she doesn't want to actually make an effort.

One of the hardest lessons to actually sink in might be that motivation is basically useless for really losing weight, but it's the only thing Failure Fatties give a shit about. They want to look at successful people for inspiration/motivation, think they'll wake up one day and magically feel pumped about changing their life, etc. It doesn't work that way. Motivation might get you a day or three to start but it's fucking determination and stubbornness that matters.

You don't have to give up fast food or cake or whatever for the rest of your life, but you do have to find a way to make it fit your calories and be serious about tracking that shit long-term so you're trending in the right direction over time. You have to tell yourself "fucking do it anyway" when you don't feel like it. And then fucking do it because you have your priorities straight. It does get easier over time, more habitual, but you don't get to just stop and still expect results.

But whatever. She's probably never going to have that lightbulb moment people need to actually be ready for that kind of change, so we may as well enjoy this ride while it lasts.
 
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