🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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CreedenceLeonoreGielgud said:
Let's not get carried away. If Amber's height is actually 5'3", she's instead a svelte bmi of 97.8
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Don't worry, she's got less than 13 lbs to go.

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so sad that she does not have a proper family to intervene and help her. all she has is becky who is a total enabler. a youtuber killing herself every passing day through her extreme consumption, this is a true American tragedy.
 
sinatradream said:
so sad that she does not have a proper family to intervene and help her. all she has is becky who is a total enabler. a youtuber killing herself every passing day through her extreme consumption, this is a true American tragedy.
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This is the kinda stuff Arthur Miller would write about if he was knocking around today
 
What has struck me for a while, and unearthed again in Amber's latest video, is how often Amber eats out. You might say 'she's fat, of course she eats out all the time', but I don't think Amber is actually that typical, inasmuch as she chooses to go to fast casual restaurants rather than drive thru.

Somebody Amber's size must feel some anxiety when visiting restaurants-- will the tables against the bench seating be fixed, can she last (and the chair last) if she can't get bench seating? Sitting for extended periods is very difficult for the super obese-- and there are chairs in some restaurants that would make even Kate Moss ask for a cushion.

But also, Amber knows people are looking at her in shock and awe. Is the ambience in these restaurants really so enticing that all the drawbacks are swept aside?

Perhaps Amber believes that as long as she can stuff herself in to a car and sit at a restaurant she isn't a real fattie. And Amber knows that real fatties go through drive thru, order a family burger box, and eat it in the car. Real fatties don't even leave the house and they get uber eats.

I've never believed that Amber orders one main at these restaurants, even though that's what she implies. Alternatively, if she does, i feel like there's a burger run on the way home.
 
JambledUpWords said:
This sounds pretty :autism: but that sandwich wrapper looks like it’s from Subway.

Aside from that, she could have just had a salad from there with a vinaigrette. Does Al realize how many calories are in bread?
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Forget the calories, does she have any understanding of how refined white carbs will spike her blood sugar?

99% of the complications from diabetes are because of blood sugar spikes and sustained high blood sugar. Sugar and carbohydrate spike blood sugar predictably and immediately and drastically in type 2 diabetics. Protein doesn't spike blood sugar much, and fat does not at all.

Amber should actually sub out her #leanprotein in her dry chicken breast and broccoli creations with a fatty cut (thigh meat) and she can even put cheese/butter on the broccoli. It would be a negligible carb meal and her blood cells would scream with relief.
 
She is staunchly adverse to anything low carb. She gets cunty and smug every time she mentions it, too.

Carbs aren't the enemy, gooooorl

She's also just the type of enormous baby who would be triggered by thighs because they're dark meat.
 
My bet on the summer of '19 for the big 600 is looking more and more :optimistic::autism::dumb: . Way to prove the haters wrong, I guess...
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
She is staunchly adverse to anything low carb. She gets cunty and smug every time she mentions it, too.

Carbs aren't the enemy, gooooorl

She's also just the type of enormous baby who would be triggered by thighs because they're dark meat.
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The hilarious thing is all those IG women who lose significant amounts of weight in months are on either a keto or other low carb diet. She is inspired by their progress but turns her nose up at the methods they used to get there.
 
JambledUpWords said:
Does Al realize how many calories are in bread?
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Of course she does. She's such a pro that she can accurately guess the calories of a food within 10 calories of the correct number.
 
I'm new here and I'm not sure if this is the right thread to post this in, but can anyone confirm what Ricky is saying at 3:50? I've timestamped the video:
 
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DontTellMeHowToPlay said:
Now I'm wishing I had saved those "strangers staring uncomfortably at AL" pictures, because that totally needs it's own thread.
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Being so fat that even provincial Kentuckians stare at her should be more of a wake-up-call to Amber than anything else.
 
I find it really hard to believe that she only recently started looking in the mirror and say to herself “what happened? How did this happen?” People told her every single day on Snapchat, askFM, Instagram, Twitter and YouTube what she was doing and she said every. Single. Time. “I know what I’m doing guys!” She’s shown us her and Becky going out plenty of times since she had her little breakdown, going to restaurants, buying Pringle’s and having s’mores and all that bullshit, and she has the nerve to ask her audience to ease up on the “tough love.” Pathetic. She knew exactly what she was doing every single bite she took. She chose to surround herself with enablers. She made her bed, now she has to lay in it.

Her knuckles look absolutely disgusting, how could it be possible that even though she puts her hand to her face every two seconds, she just now realized that they look like they’re going to rot off her arms? Does she seriously want ass pats NOW THAT SHE IS 552 POUNDS? Jfc. Does anyone even care if she fixes her life at this point?
 
It's obvious that she loves attention, good or bad. She could get a ton of it if she actually turned her life around and lost weight. Chronicle her adventures in getting help and all about her learning proper nutrition. Getting a personal trainer and exercising. And of course getting the proper mental help that she needs. She could be a much better person if she actually wanted to change things about herself. I know she want, but maybe.
 
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