🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Strine said:
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Yes, I bet everybody would hate watching you claiming to be on a "weight loss journey" and uploading inane videos. Really glad you're not doing that.
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I think Amber forfeited her right to declare what viewers would or wouldn't like when she chose to assault us with 2 separate videos of her halfwit girlfriend rambling about "ghosts" farting near her aunt.
But you're right, Amber. Keep on sassing those haydurs while you take 10 minute makeup-wipe spongebaths on camera as you try and convince yourself you're making the kind of quality content that your viewers will truly appreciate.
Edit: Jfc. This bitch.
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meepmapmop said:
I think it's some dumb BS. People should be allowed to film and watch what they want as long as it's not beastiality or child pornography/abuse. AL is choosing to eat herself to death and people are choosing to watch her for entertainment. The existence of the farms (and all you wonderful catty bitches) entertains me so I feel that AL deserves her money. She offers us a service (gawking at her morbidly obese body and being exasperated at her never ending excuses) and she gets some compensation for that. Everyone on change.org are a bunch of keyboard warriors who click a button so they can give themselves asspats for "making a difference".
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I'm a keyboard warrior, but not that kind! (well-said)
 
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Lol imagine stupid haydurz thinking you care about hash.browns just because you forced someone to retrieve them by car at 1 o'clock in the fucking morning. Who spun you and made you 400 elbees bigger than YOU need to be?
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
Excellent! Can you also change where it says she graduated college? She did not.
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Done.
Strine said:
The wiki says she needed a scooter from "summer 2018" which could mean June or December depending on hemisphere. Maybe change it to "mid-2018".
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I changed it to say June 2018.

AFAIK, her page can be edited by anyone with a KF account, so feel free to make any needed edits or add anything you think should be there.
 
If Amber is demonetized Monday, she'll be on public assistance Tuesday and become a lifelong burden on taxpayers. As a human being, she is incapable of contributing to society in any way. Let YouTube foot the bill.
 
552.2 :stress: how in the fuck someone possesses such a non-existent amount of both willpower and survival instinct is absolutely beyond me. She's gonna die, and at this point, Becky is partly responsible.
 
ADHD said:
Done.

I changed it to say June 2018.

AFAIK, her page can be edited by anyone with a KF account, so feel free to make any needed edits or add anything you think should be there.
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I might do a Relationships section this weekend. If anyone wants to scoop me on it, feel free and I'll contribute.
 
89elbees said:
552.2 :stress: how in the fuck someone possesses such a non-existent amount of both willpower and survival instinct is absolutely beyond me. She's gonna die, and at this point, Becky is partly responsible.
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I just keep coming back to Dr. Now's statement than someone as morbidly obese as Amber is never static ... they're either actively gaining or actively losing. Since Amber will never, ever stick to any sort of regimen where'll she'll lose more than 0.8 of a pound by taking a dump, she'll forever be in the "actively gaining" group.

And lo and behold.

Her weight gain does not surprise me in the least. At this point, my morbid curiosity just wants to see how fat she can get.
 
8008135 said:
I just keep coming back to Dr. Now's statement than someone as morbidly obese as Amber is never static ... they're either actively gaining or actively losing. Since Amber will never, ever stick to any sort of regimen where'll she'll lose more than 0.8 of a pound by taking a dump, she'll forever be in the "actively gaining" group.

And lo and behold.

Her weight gain does not surprise me in the least. At this point, my morbid curiosity just wants to see how fat she can get.
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We are entering her eating season, with all the holidays and birthday celebrations. It is rather impressive how quickly she is putting on weight considering how many calories her body needs for bare bones survival.
 
Trasha Pay That A$$ said:
We are entering her eating season, with all the holidays and birthday celebrations. It is rather impressive how quickly she is putting on weight considering how many calories her body needs for bare bones survival.
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Looking forward to her NEW YEARS 2019 RESOLUTION!!! video and what her record high starting weight will be.
 
chicken wings said:
Looking forward to her NEW YEARS 2019 RESOLUTION!!! video and what her record high starting weight will be.
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I was going to call this out and say Amber would never title a video and include three exclamation marks-- it's either zero, or 4-7.

However I did some research and there is a precedent for a 3-exclamation mark video (Organize with me!!!).

However Amberologists would tell you that a weight-related new years resolution video would justify a minimum 5 exclamation marks.
 
This was late Krystle Era.

AL fighting in the comments what tickles me is she thinks Bi-Polarism is being friendly one minute and ignorant the next minute. This is the same person who has claimed on numerous occasions she herself was Bi-Polar.

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