🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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THEY’RE CODEPENDANT said:
It seems like she’s purposefully putting out extremely boring content to avoid any backlash from her viewers.
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Around 5 years ago Amber created a channel to document her weight loss after gaining back 89lb (and then some) that she claims to had lost when her then girlfriend's mom controlled everything she ate and forced her to exercise. Since then she's being gaining at a steady pace - both weight and viewers.

In all that time Amber has never shown anything interesting or exciting on purpose. In those 5 years, pretty much every interesting thing Amber has shown on camera (or was spilled over on the internet) was outside her control - Destiny speaking back/saying she was lying, her aunt Tammy coming to the Farms talking about things that happened 3/4 years before and showing her ass in the process, Rafe joining a group of "haters"... Amber didn't plan nor wanted those.

There was a lot of talk about "burn out" a few weeks ago in the YT community. My guess most of the people claiming that are "lifestyle" vloggers and the burn out is probably because they ran out of ideas for interesting, exciting content. The truth is, no one has a life where exciting things happen all the time.
Then we have Amber, someone with no curiosity, no hobbies and lacking in education and intelligence. Nothing exciting will happen to her except by accident. Truth be told, this is how Amber wanted her life to be.

People might be horrified at how dull and boring her life is, but she chose this for herself. Amber wanted to be able to stay up until the sun rose every day, have money to buy what she covets without having a job (she did that for years by leeching off her girlfriends' parents, but then she had to do as they said), eat whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted. What we see on videos right now was her goal.
THEY’RE CODEPENDANT said:
Their lives are so boring that they don’t even have anything to TALK about, cause they’re living their lives on repeat, each day is the fucking same thing.
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IMO it's worse than that. They avoid anything interesting as if they didn't want the spotlight to be anywhere but on themselves. A few months ago the 4 of them were talking and Ricky started to tell a story about how he ended up in jail (I think it was something to do with him driving), and they talked all over him until he stopped.
 
What are the fucking chances that both you and your gorlfriend need to go to Walmart at 1 AM? I am guessing less than 1%.
 
I wish we knew a Kiwi from the Walmart AL frequents. Could you imagine what those poor people hear at 1:30am? They don't get paid enough as it is..

ETA: also lol @ AL for using the same tired ole excuse of throwing her partner under the bus when she wants something..
 
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She kind of sounds like she's becoming a bit unhinged.

Would it have killed her to say, "You know, you're right. It was stupid to go for hash-browns at 1AM. I need to control those impulses better" or "Yes, losing weight is a priority, but I am just too weak to stick to it" or even "No, my priority is to enjoy life; I don't give a fuck about my weight anymore" ? I would at least respect her a little for honesty then. Instead, it is lame justifications upon dopey excuses.

Yes, Amberlynn, keep loving your body by filling it with hash-browns at 1AM. I hope you remembered to pick up the Peanut Butter Cups as well.

Happy Halloween, gorls and guise!! I hope we see if those who predicted 550 by today are in the money... It's looking good.
 
I find this oddly horrifying.
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C3PBRO said:
I find this oddly horrifying.
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I got some disagreement for my post about it, but I still say that proposal we witnessed a few weeks back was Becky testing the water for real. There was something legitimate and unscripted about the way Amberlynn recoiled and shrieked "No!!", and there was an edit before the hi-five...

So now we have another proposal from Becky, who simply can't let a prize like Amberlynn get away. But look how narcissistic Amberlynn's message is. No mention of whether or not she said yes or no (it was probably another "no") She sounds so demeaning when she says "it was the sweetest thing ever"; it sounds like she is describing one of her cheesecakes. The purpose of this message is to say "I've still got it! Becky wants me too! Isn't that so adorable?" Who posts a message like this? Most women would either announce "we're getting married!" or, if the answer was no, they wouldn't mention it so as not to embarrass the other party.

Memo to Becky: you don't seem to get it. Amberlynn will never marry you! She thinks she can do much better. She is holding out until a better prospect comes along, and then it will be "so long and thanks for all the fish!" Until then, she will call you sweet and adorable as if she is talking about Twinkie, but never take you seriously as a person. You just don't have enough personality to be taken seriously as a partner in life. She wants a better, more faithful and pliant version of Destiny, and she will hold out until she finds her. The only good news for you is that she has fattened herself out of the market; instead of Destiny types, she can only get your type. And that was 80 pounds ago...
 
So Amber put up her halloween party video, and surprise! We don’t see any of the guests. I feel like it was mostly Becky’s family and a couple of the fags friends, if anyone came at all. I will never understand why Amber refuses to vlog anything that might actually be entertaining. It would have been somewhat fun to see them play the games Amber was so obsessed with that she couldn’t get out of the car, or the costumes of some of the guests, or the smashing pumpkins game where some were filled with money, but god forbid she show her audience anything worth watching.

She shows us their costumes. Her and Becky were supposed to be salt and pepper, but there was a “change of plans.” Amber is a super morbidly obese vampire, (fitting since she sucks the life out of everyone in that house,) Becky is a glowing thumb blob, Ricky is Redneck Ash Ketchum and Eric is Pikachu. She shows us the dogs costumes too, Twinky is a depressed unicorn, Trixie is a terrified hot dog and Jeapordy is a guy in a suit or something.

Don’t bother watching if you want to see the party because no partying takes place.

I have to give Becky and Eric a little credit though, I think they worked hard on decorating the place and they did a decent job, especially in the stairway. Amber obviously couldn’t help decorate at all seeing as all her energy was used walking up and down the stairs and doing a tiny little jig/dance. Amber also ate her little heart out, her lipstick was pretty disgusting by the end of the night. She ends the video wishing everyone a happy Halloween.

Edit: Typos
Edit 2: Wait should I have posted this in a separate forum? I’m really sorry if I’m clogging this thread up, please let me know if I should move this post somewhere else!
 
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She may be telling the truth on a technicality: she "fits" in the hula hoop the same way she "fits" in cardigans. It technically goes on, but using it as the designer intended is out of the question.
 
I think Amber is still waiting to get Destiny back. She will never agree to marry Becky until Destiny and Dana are married, or at least engaged.
 
ricecake said:
I think Amber is still waiting to get Destiny back. She will never agree to marry Becky until Destiny and Dana are married, or at least engaged.
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I've just started watching old vlogs thru our mvp Katie W videos and Jesus , you could see hamber is head over heels for that sped destiny (who's Savage af compared to boring thumb we've got now) I wonder how can necky see those vlogs and still marry hamber. There's like negative 9000 chemistry between her and hamber
 
ricecake said:
What are the fucking chances that both you and your gorlfriend need to go to Walmart at 1 AM? I am guessing less than 1%.
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Well Becky NEEDED to go too because otherwise Big AL had no other way to get there. And if Becky didn’t go, who knows what type of hell would have rained down upon her. Hell hath no fury like a woman who doesn’t get the hash brown she’s craving at 1am. And then to force your girlfriend to be complicit in obtaining that hash browns! My goodness. (Teehee, I’m just playing with the word filter now.) in conclusion, Becky was cuckolded by hash browns (and hash.browns.)
 
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I wonder how can necky see those vlogs and still marry hamber.
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I wouldn't worry too much. Amber has shown Becky, in front of God and everybody, that the idea of marrying Becky fills her with so much unalloyed disgust and repulsion and revulsion, she practically jumped out of her skin at Becky's onscreen proposal. Immediately and instinctively, she put physical distance between herself and Becky (getting away pretty fast for a fat person).

Naturally, instead of erasing the footage immediately and invoking the Orange Chicken loa to ease Becky through this shredding humiliation, she posted the video on YouTube.
 
Keyboard Warrior said:
I don't know if it's been discussed yet, but what do you guys think of the change.org petition that's trying to get her demonetized? The argument is that Youtube is basically funding the effort of her eating herself to death. I don't understand the legalities of that, but I wonder if Youtube would legitimately have some liability if/when she dies since this is her only income source and it's basically a slow, sanctioned suicide.
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I think it's some dumb BS. People should be allowed to film and watch what they want as long as it's not beastiality or child pornography/abuse. AL is choosing to eat herself to death and people are choosing to watch her for entertainment. The existence of the farms (and all you wonderful catty bitches) entertains me so I feel that AL deserves her money. She offers us a service (gawking at her morbidly obese body and being exasperated at her never ending excuses) and she gets some compensation for that. Everyone on change.org are a bunch of keyboard warriors who click a button so they can give themselves asspats for "making a difference".
 
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Yes, I bet everybody would hate watching you claiming to be on a "weight loss journey" and uploading inane videos. Really glad you're not doing that.
 
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