🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Logging in for the first time in a while to just fucking marvel at how much bigger Amber is and express my astonishment that she 1. Thinks her situation isn’t as bad as it is, and 2. Thinks she’s fooling anyone at this point.

People get this big and they go to sleep and don’t wake up. Youth cannot cushion the reality of being almost 600 pounds. Maybe 300 or 400, but even that is living on borrowed time.
 
I think it’s pretty safe to say that we aren’t going to get any interesting content from her until she either has a medical emergency or dies. It seems like she’s purposefully putting out extremely boring content to avoid any backlash from her viewers. We basically have to pull at straws at this point, she barely uploads, and what she does upload is repetitive, mindless dribble. She’ll put the least amount of work in as possible because she knows now that we’ll watch every video she puts out, regardless of what’s in it, so why even try to make it exciting?

After the Halloween party, all we have to look forward to is her inevitable Thanksgiving/Christmas/Birthday/before New Year’s weight gain, and after that her death. I gotta say though, she has a lot of people pegged, they’ll give her clicks no matter how fucking boring her videos are, and she knows it.

Sorry if this ends up looking weird, this is my first time posting but I’ve been lurking on this thread for a long time. I have a lot more lurking to do, so sorry if all of this has been said before. I also want to say thank you to so many of the people who contribute to this site, you guys are hilarious and do great work keeping the people informed on people’s whacky antics.
 
THEY’RE CODEPENDANT said:
I think it’s pretty safe to say that we aren’t going to get any interesting content from her until she either has a medical emergency or dies. It seems like she’s purposefully putting out extremely boring content to avoid any backlash from her viewers. We basically have to pull at straws at this point, she barely uploads, and what she does upload is repetitive, mindless dribble. She’ll put the least amount of work in as possible because she knows now that we’ll watch every video she puts out, regardless of what’s in it, so why even try to make it exciting?

After the Halloween party, all we have to look forward to is her inevitable Thanksgiving/Christmas/Birthday/before New Year’s weight gain, and after that her death. I gotta say though, she has a lot of people pegged, they’ll give her clicks no matter how fucking boring her videos are, and she knows it.

Sorry if this ends up looking weird, this is my first time posting but I’ve been lurking on this thread for a long time. I have a lot more lurking to do, so sorry if all of this has been said before. I also want to say thank you to so many of the people who contribute to this site, you guys are hilarious and do great work keeping the people informed on people’s whacky antics.
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I am consistently amazed by the fact that anybody can even hatewatch her videos. I read summaries or, if I want to see the video for some reason, watch a reaction video. Her accent alone is intolerable to listen to: a bastard child of trailer trash and Valley Girl.

Even the dumb normies who watch her unironically must surely be getting bored and annoyed with this "I hate doing YT but I need orange chicken dollas so please watch me lie to the camera off the top of my head for 15 mins" style. She's a "weight loss channel" who hasn't lost a significant amount of weight in ten months now, and every video she uploads is either false promises, boring activities or her special needs butler telling us tales from her childhood in a shotgun shack with Grammy and Peepaw.
 
Strine said:
I am consistently amazed by the fact that anybody can even hatewatch her videos. I read summaries or, if I want to see the video for some reason, watch a reaction video. Her accent alone is intolerable to listen to: a bastard child of trailer trash and Valley Girl.

Even the dumb normies who watch her unironically must surely be getting bored and annoyed with this "I hate doing YT but I need orange chicken dollas so please watch me lie to the camera off the top of my head for 15 mins" style. She's a "weight loss channel" who hasn't lost a significant amount of weight in ten months now, and every video she uploads is either false promises, boring activities or her special needs butler telling us tales from her childhood in a shotgun shack with Grammy and Peepaw.
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I totally agree. I know this is said constantly but she was so much easier to watch when she was with Destiny. AL gets her personality by mirroring others, and the people in her life during that time actually had some semblance of a personality. Becky and the fags don’t. When she first got with Becky, she was at least mobile enough to take us to Walmart more often, now that AL is bedbound (I know she’s still “mobile,” but come on, she ain’t walking more than 25 feet at best,) we barely even leave the house. Their lives are so boring that they don’t even have anything to TALK about, cause they’re living their lives on repeat, each day is the fucking same thing. To be honest, I don’t think I’d be able to make it as long as they have, I probably would have killed myself by now just to escape that hell.

I guess I sort of get why they’re so god damn huge though, if I had no family or friends or talent or education or hobbies, I’d probably eat myself into an early grave too. I can’t even really watch the reaction channels to her anymore, she’s just too disgusting and pathetic to look at, both her and Becky, really. I love having a good laugh at pathetic people sometimes but damn... this is getting really sad. Plus the reaction channels don’t really bring much to the table in my opinion, some of them are just as annoying as her.
 
Like the petite, dainty not-almost-600lbs queen that she is, ofCOURSE she fits in a large hula hoop. What a silly question.
 

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Like the petite, dainty not-almost-600lbs queen that she is, ofCOURSE she fits in a large hula hoop. What a silly question.
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xenomorph said:
As a ring.
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Standard size hula hoop at Walmart is 36” but they come in 40-44” (hooping is a very serious topic to google, was not ready)

According to torrids size chart a 2x that our girl says she fits has a 50-54” low hip measurement which would be the widest part of the shirt.. which we have all seen their shirts do not go over her ass..

In conclusion no, she cannot fit a hula hoop. Or if she manages to squeeze into one like that poor pink target sweater she definitely isn’t able to do any hula-ing of the hoop.
 
Kyserino said:
Standard size hula hoop at Walmart is 36” but they come in 40-44” (hooping is a very serious topic to google, was not ready)

According to torrids size chart a 2x that our girl says she fits has a 50-54” low hip measurement which would be the widest part of the shirt.. which we have all seen their shirts do not go over her ass..

In conclusion no, she cannot fit a hula hoop. Or if she manages to squeeze into one like that poor pink target sweater she definitely isn’t able to do any hula-ing of the hoop.
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That's the diameter of the hoop, the circumference would be 126" around for a 40" adult hoop. So it'd still probably be a tight fit.
 
I don't know if it's been discussed yet, but what do you guys think of the change.org petition that's trying to get her demonetized? The argument is that Youtube is basically funding the effort of her eating herself to death. I don't understand the legalities of that, but I wonder if Youtube would legitimately have some liability if/when she dies since this is her only income source and it's basically a slow, sanctioned suicide.
 
Keyboard Warrior said:
I don't know if it's been discussed yet, but what do you guys think of the change.org petition that's trying to get her demonetized? The argument is that Youtube is basically funding the effort of her eating herself to death. I don't understand the legalities of that, but I wonder if Youtube would legitimately have some liability if/when she dies since this is her only income source and it's basically a slow, sanctioned suicide.
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Busybody fuckwits, frankly. If enough people choose to watch her content that she can make a living, she's earned that living. And if this busybody petition somehow succeeds (it won't), all the petitioners will have succeeded in doing is making sure Amber is a burden on the State or a charity case in her dying years. She may not be completely incapable of conventional work, but she's certainly unwilling and unhireable.
 
Keyboard Warrior said:
I don't know if it's been discussed yet, but what do you guys think of the change.org petition that's trying to get her demonetized? The argument is that Youtube is basically funding the effort of her eating herself to death. I don't understand the legalities of that, but I wonder if Youtube would legitimately have some liability if/when she dies since this is her only income source and it's basically a slow, sanctioned suicide.
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maybe but then what about other fat youtubers. Does foodiebeauty and Amy Slaton have jobs besides youtube? There's also that simplysarah that does cooking videos but I don't know if that's her only job. I think demonetizing muk bangs is the best they can do
 
Keyboard Warrior said:
I don't know if it's been discussed yet, but what do you guys think of the change.org petition that's trying to get her demonetized? The argument is that Youtube is basically funding the effort of her eating herself to death. I don't understand the legalities of that, but I wonder if Youtube would legitimately have some liability if/when she dies since this is her only income source and it's basically a slow, sanctioned suicide.
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YouTube wouldn't be liable for anything. If she wasn't making videos, she would be likely on welfare of some sort. Does that mean the government would be liable because she spent that money on food?

If anyone would be to blame, it's Becky as she is the one shuttling Amber around.
 
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maybe but then what about other fat youtubers. Does foodiebeauty and Amy Slaton have jobs besides youtube? There's also that simplysarah that does cooking videos but I don't know if that's her only job. I think demonetizing muk bangs is the best they can do
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Amy and Chantal don't work, simply sara sells jewelry and tupperware and is quite successful at it due to her online following. Sara also has a husband who works.
 
CreedenceLeonoreGielgud said:
Busybody fuckwits, frankly. If enough people choose to watch her content that she can make a living, she's earned that living. And if this busybody petition somehow succeeds (it won't), all the petitioners will have succeeded in doing is making sure Amber is a burden on the State or a charity case in her dying years. She may not be completely incapable of conventional work, but she's certainly unwilling and unhireable.
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That's an interesting point I hadn't considered. Yeah, I mean, if the alternative is total dependency on welfare, than it's better in some sense that she earns her keep, at least.
 
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Get the French dressing because this is some quality word salad. Maybe she should try the real kind. A breakdown:
- weight loss is a "priority" but she has another priority. Amber does not know what a priority is. If word salad takes priority over weight loss, then it is the priority and weight loss is not. Our writer gorl ❤
- her body needs some love which apparently takes the form of destroying it. You have diabetes, bitch.
- another literary gem: she needs compassion. From herself. She needs to have compassion for herself, and also empathy for herself and she's probably also co-dependent on herself. Your gunt isn't so huge that it's another entity, Amber.

So, she can't possibly not eat 8000 calories a day because although that's her priority her priority is also not to do it because her body needs love and compassion for itself in the form of orange chicken. I'm sure any doctor would agree.
 
Losing weight is literally the best thing she can do for her health. Anything else is just a waste of time.

Man, everything is Becky's fault these days.
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