🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Free_Resonance said:
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God even the placement of this mirror is aiding her delusion. "i see what you see" my ass, that chair has definitely seen better days my god.
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Free_Resonance said:
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God even the placement of this mirror is aiding her delusion. "i see what you see" my ass, that chair has definitely seen better days my god.
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Why does she keep insisting on doing weight watchers?
It's clear she has no idea how the points are supposed to work, like you don't have to eat all your points jfc

Someone already pointed out that weight watchers are good for people who need to lose some weight and get a more balanced diet
 
smallmilk said:
Why does she keep insisting on doing weight watchers?
It's clear she has no idea how the points are supposed to work, like you don't have to eat all your points jfc

Someone already pointed out that weight watchers are good for people who need to lose some weight and get a more balanced diet
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Amber sees eating as a competition, whether WW, counting calories, dietary changes, or her normal eating habits she has to eat the most in the fastest time. She always falls back on the excuse that WW and calorie counting "allowed" her to eat whatever she's wants and she knows damn well she's out of control and needs a firm hand to guide her. To admit that Krystal's parents were the only reason she lost weight would take more control away from her. Control is always what Amber craves.
 
Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
"Back in the day, nobody wore seatbelts!" Yeah well, back in the day you'd either be dead or the main attraction at a freak show, so I'm not sure that's the best argument to take.
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If she ever went to driving school, she'd learn they tell you that "back in the day" it used to be cool to drink and drive in the 60s and 70s and shit--hell "back in the day" people used to keep their doors open and it used to be cool to just slightly open your neighbor's door and go "Knock knock!" if they were there, and you could just walk in if they knew you, and chat for a bit.

There's a few paragraphs in The Great Gatsby that are all about some dude driving home drunk from one of Gatsby's parties, and backing his car into something and wrecking it, then just laughing about it because it was normal and nobody said "Hey are you cool to drive"?
 
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I had a whole thing about how a proper circus freak show would be a miserable experience that might actually make her rethink her life choices, but it got a little a-loggy so I stuck with the joke format.
 
Huh, I wonder if Big Al has been visiting us again and saw all the posts talking about Becky wearing Amber's pink Target sweater?
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Perhaps our gorl's feelings were hurt by the "giant pink bathmat" comments and the insinuations that the 2x sweater did not, in fact, fit her appropriately as her next Snap was this "STOP BULLYING" PSA
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Turd Blossom said:
Huh, I wonder if Big Al has been visiting us again and saw all the posts talking about Becky wearing Amber's pink Target sweater?
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Perhaps our gorl's feelings were hurt by the "giant pink bathmat" comments and the insinuations that the 2x sweater did not, in fact, fit her appropriately as her next Snap was this "STOP BULLYING" PSA
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On her way to McDonalds

"I never use choker extenders"

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Turd Blossom said:
So this exchange happened on Amber's Twitter:
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That's right Amber, tell'em. It's not her that decides to buy tubs of Ben and Jerry's and other junk, it's the binge monster. The binge monster forces her to eat McDonald's at 4am and go to the cheesecake factory to have two portions of orange chicken. Stop bullying, she's an adult, she can't make her own decisions.
 
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So this exchange happened on Amber's Twitter:
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YAAASS Amber, you tell 'em! It's YOUR choice to be 600 pounds and no one else's! You just keep doin' you Honeybooboo and you'll live your dream of 600 pounds and beyond in no time! Just remember, it's not for anyone else to decide, which means you weren't chosen for this body... you chose this body.

Food for thought, try not to eat it all at once.
 
Bunnykisses7 said:
Just waiting for the day AL joins the healthy at any size movement.
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In a lot of ways she's already there.
"I don't have lymphedema. I don't have 'beetus, it's just my super-exotic Portuguese coloring. I can walk just fine. I don't need a stool to cook. I can fit in this 2x cardigan. Like my gorlfriend says, I'm hulthy, just big ya'll."

She doesn't need to join a passive aggressive alliance of bitter cat ladies who eat their feelings because they can't get laid by 10's while being 2's to be a HAES gorl.
 
That will never happen because the HAES community generally doesn't like dieters, and that's all she does. Even if she sucks at it, dieting is still the bulk of her content.
 
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