🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Oh the binge monster will definitely appear on Halloween at their lame ass party. Imagine all those fat alive nephews and uncles vacuuming in all those peanut butter cups, pizzas and junk yet leaving behind that one sad veggie platter no one wants to touch. I'm already scared.


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Don't forget Amber 200lbs ago..
 
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C133D6A5-73E3-4C72-B212-ACAA2AB75860.jpeg 37F2A3F0-3892-44EE-9FCE-2FC924788415.jpeg So sorry if I am late, but I didn’t see this here and since the black leggings/toxic lake bathing pants are mentioned so many times throughout the years on that maybe marking this moment in AL’a history should be kept here for all future “haydurs” new here to see when catching up. So, it should be noted that on October 15, 2018 in her “I don’t know how to lose weight video”, we see that AL and can fit into pants other than those holy black leggings. It’s ok AL, it’s ok to go back to the black leggings. Horizontal pants on anyone would be less than flattering, and for you, well, no pants or the black second skins is A.O.k
 
View attachment 569070 View attachment 569071 So sorry if I am late, but I didn’t see this here and since the black leggings/toxic lake bathing pants are mentioned so many times throughout the years on that maybe marking this moment in AL’a history should be kept here for all future “haydurs” new here to see when catching up. So, it should be noted that on October 15, 2018 in her “I don’t know how to lose weight video”, we see that AL and can fit into pants other than those holy black leggings. It’s ok AL, it’s ok to go back to the black leggings. Horizontal pants on anyone would be less than flattering, and for you, well, no pants or the black second skins is A.O.k
My current theory is that the black leggings finally gave out as she took a last, fateful tug to yank them over her thighs and she was forced to dig through her hoard of stretched out clothes to find this unflattering replacement.

Maybe I'm wrong and those poor holey, translucent, humble Walmart leggings will make a triumphant comeback, but if they don't I hope we all will take a moment of silence to reflect upon the pluckiness and sheer force of will it took for those pants to keep their structural integrity for all this time.

Those brave leggings showed remarkable resiliency under horrifying, inhumane conditions and if there's a Valhalla for pants this heroic pair deserves to be there.
 
My current theory is that the black leggings finally gave out as she took a last, fateful tug to yank them over her thighs and she was forced to dig through her hoard of stretched out clothes to find this unflattering replacement.

Maybe I'm wrong and those poor holey, translucent, humble Walmart leggings will make a triumphant comeback, but if they don't I hope we all will take a moment of silence to reflect upon the pluckiness and sheer force of will it took for those pants to keep their structural integrity for all this time.

Those brave leggings showed remarkable resiliency under horrifying, inhumane conditions and if there's a Valhalla for pants this heroic pair deserves to be there.

But what if being worn by Amber profanes the very being of the pants? Like a reversed lesbian Lord of the Rings, but instead of the Ring corrupting the person who wears it, the Amber corrupts the pants she wears. And instead of the Ring turning its wearer invisible, Amber stretches the pants to a diaphanous transparency.
 
My current theory is that the black leggings finally gave out as she took a last, fateful tug to yank them over her thighs and she was forced to dig through her hoard of stretched out clothes to find this unflattering replacement.

Maybe I'm wrong and those poor holey, translucent, humble Walmart leggings will make a triumphant comeback, but if they don't I hope we all will take a moment of silence to reflect upon the pluckiness and sheer force of will it took for those pants to keep their structural integrity for all this time.

Those brave leggings showed remarkable resiliency under horrifying, inhumane conditions and if there's a Valhalla for pants this heroic pair deserves to be there.

There is an old vlog from the Destiny era where Amber shows water jugs, stickers and multiple pairs of the famous black leggings she bought from Amazon (can't remember which vlog it was unfortunately). I think she ordered 4-5 pairs of those, but it was two or more years ago and when she weighed 450-470lbs. There's no way that one pair stocking thin leggings has survived the toxic shock lake and the daily abuse of Amber and Becky trying stretch them over her lipedema legs.
 
There's no way that one pair stocking thin leggings has survived the toxic shock lake and the daily abuse of Amber and Becky trying stretch them over her lipedema legs.

Well, I will say that in recent years, the Chinese have stepped up their game in garment production. I remember the days when seams would rip within one or two wearings on normal-sized people. If their leggings are sturdy enough for Amberlynn these days, I wonder how their aircraft carriers are?
 
"Do I smell bad? No, I do not." *Body Spray*
"Do I have lymphedema? No, I do not."
https://torontophysiotherapy.ca/lymphedema-caused-by-obesity-may-not-be-reversible/
Lindsay Davey MScPT MSc CDT said:
A newly published study now suggests that above a certain BMI lymphedema may become a certainty, and weight-loss may not always reverse it.

In a small 2012 study published in The New England Journal of Medicine researchers found that all patients above a BMI of 59 had insufficient lymphatic flow in the lower extremities, characteristic of lymphedema.

The authors examined 51 patients with a BMI over 30, and with no other preexisting condition or risk-factor associated with lymphedema. All patients with a BMI over 60 had an abnormal lymphoscintigram (a test for lymph flow) characteristic of lymphedema, while all patients with a BMI under 50 had a normal lymphoscintigram. This suggests that there may be a threshold of 50-60 BMI, above which lymphedema becomes a certainty.

IF I REDUCE MY WEIGHT, WILL MY LOWER EXTREMITY LYMPHEDEMA GO AWAY?
From my own perspective as a clinician who has worked with overweight patients, as well as considered the underlying physiology of the lymphatic system, it seems probable that lymphedema would subside in those patients where the underlying lymphatic architecture has not (yet) been irreparably damaged. It also seems reasonable to assume that the sooner a patient can reduce their weight, the greater the chances of a full recovery. Unfortunately, if sufficient permanent damage to the lymphatic system has taken place, life-long lymphedema management will be required

A BMI of 50 is under 285 for you Hamber, but your just a Dainty Gorl fairy princess who turns pants into the finest gossamer wings for her subjects and has absolutely zero Super Morbid Obesity related health conditions, right? How much longer than a decade has it been since your BMI was under 50? Go see a fucking doctor and stop narcissistically minimizing with your delusional self-diagnosis. Maybe you "don't feel good" because you have a compromised immune system due to the abnormal lymphatic flow that you definitely have in your legs :|

TL;DR She absolutely has lymphedema in bolth her legs.
 
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The Binge Monster would be perfect for the Halloween season.
Becky would have to be in a fat suit to be the binge monster, because the binge monster is Amber. Amber would like you to believe it is its own entity, but don't be fooled. Give Amber all the credit for all of her binging. Which is not even binging, but overeating.
 
okay, listen here boo boo, this is a thread about ALR, so I won't get TOO into it, but if you think Whitney Way Thore has even an iota of talent, and that she can "dance" you are delusional. Look at any of her videos! she's just memorizing steps and hand movements, my 2-year-old nephew can do that. If what she does is "dancing" ... then I am a success and my father is proud of me.

While I agree I think I may have been unclear in my point. What I was attempting to get at is at least Whitney Way Thore does SOMETHING. Whether its memorizing dance steps or waddling around for the camera she is still a step above Amber who literally eats and sits on her fat ass all day.
 
She has deleted all content on her curvycaloriess Instagram and new SW is 545
Maybe our gorl is more cultured than we give her credit for. Destroying the past to try to control the present is a main theme of Orwell's 1984.
 
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Maybe our gorl is more cultured than we give her credit for. Destroying the past to try to control the present is a main theme of Orwell's 1984.
I think it‘s important for Amber to start with a clean plate.

But most of the time she ends with a clean plate.

Get it?

Cuz she fat.
 
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