🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She lies about the dumbest shit.
 
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So the zero point nuggies have been part of Amber lore forever, but does anyone know the actual source on this? I've been digging everywhere but can't find it.
 
Can we make Amber believe that if she’s closing her eyes while eating that she doesn’t consume the calories in the food?

It might sound dumb, but plausible for our weight loss queen.
 
Turd Blossom said:
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So the zero point nuggies have been part of Amber lore forever, but does anyone know the actual source on this? I've been digging everywhere but can't find it.
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She's such a rude cunt. This is why no one likes you, Amber.

And she 100% said it. I don't remember which video considering she's gone off WW a million times, but it didn't just come from nowhere.
 
I believe she said that "weight watchers allows her to have chicken nuggets" meaning if she is within her calories.
 
I can only imagine our gorl has Lymphedema in bolth legs by now - I've seen the horrors on M6PL. The huge problem for her is, the cells break down and her legs start to "leak". Left untreated, lymphedema can worsen and cause severe swelling and permanent changes to the tissues under the skin, such as thickening and scarring. You're supposed to keep your legs wrapped tightly after you put antibiotic cream on it. I can only imagine the smell, or the infections it could cause her gone untreated. And this is the same person who goes into toxic shock lake.
 
Amber is still replying to the nuggies controversy on Twitter. I'm surprised she didn't fire off a few laughing/crying emojis, but the "lol" is a big clue that she did in fact believe at some point that McDonald's nuggets were zero points.
I think the odds are pretty good that a "duhhh" and a "I thought this was COMMON SENSE" will be coming up shortly.
In her last video she literally tried to blame WW on her weightloss failure because somehow they forced her to shove McD's down her maw, but heaven forbid anyone try and call her out on this. She picks the weirdest hills to die on.

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Perhaps a bit off-topic, but what is with this exceptional WW points system? Sure, chicken can be healthy if you prepare it the right way, but how is it 0 points? Does it cease to contain calories in WW land? 5000 calories of healthy grilled chicken will make you gain just as much weight as 5000 calories of junk food.

... but, then again, I suppose that kind of logic is why WW is AL's "weight loss" program of choice
 
89elbees said:
Perhaps a bit off-topic, but what is with this exceptional WW points system? Sure, chicken can be healthy if you prepare it the right way, but how is it 0 points? Does it cease to contain calories in WW land? 5000 calories of healthy grilled chicken will make you gain just as much weight as 5000 calories of junk food.
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The idea is that if you're hungry you eat some lean chicken or something to feel fuller rather than non-nutritive foods like chocolate. It does not mean you can eat a whole roast chicken as an entrée.
 
Soda Sink said:
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She lies about the dumbest shit.
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She's also a dumb shit herself, it makes it hard to separate the lahhs from the stupidity because they are so similar.
That chicken she had at Cracker Barrel was 360 calories BY ITSELF https://www.nutritionix.com/i/crack...hicken-tenderloins-4/c640429596420a0e1b3c3cf8
The side of mashed potatoes were 200 calories https://www.nutritionix.com/i/cracker-barrel/mashed-potatoes/c64042955d5b8e69100f2788 and the broccoli was 40 calories https://www.nutritionix.com/i/cracker-barrel/fresh-steamed-broccoli/c640429553282a3593923d52

Congratulations Gorl, you had over 600 calories for breakfast and 65% of your RDA Sodium + whatever you had to drink, and you either lahh'ed to yourself about it or are just a complete moron when it comes to the issue that is causing irreparable harm to your body. I hope you're having twice as much fun as everyone else because you're trading at least half your life for some fried chicky nuggies :|
 
89elbees said:
Perhaps a bit off-topic, but what is with this exceptional WW points system? Sure, chicken can be healthy if you prepare it the right way, but how is it 0 points? Does it cease to contain calories in WW land? 5000 calories of healthy grilled chicken will make you gain just as much weight as 5000 calories of junk food.

... but, then again, I suppose that kind of logic is why WW is AL's "weight loss" program of choice
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It seems that stuff like fruits, vegetables, skinless chicken, and fish are 0 points, because WW is encouraging users to eat that stuff more, instead of high carb, starchy foods. It's basically designed to force a more balanced diet. This is for ordinary people though, who can't inhale 10 grilled chicken breasts in one sitting, unlike our gorl.
 
Strine said:
Maybe our gorl is more cultured than we give her credit for. Destroying the past to try to control the present is a main theme of Orwell's 1984.
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This isn't a weight loss channel. This has never been a weight loss channel, you guyz.

Amber might have the impulse to destroy the past, but the comparison to the Inner Party stops there. Big Brother was organised and ruthless, and had such exquisite control over its subjects it even made and unmade its own dissenters.

Amber's organisation pretty much begins and ends with perspex trinket boxes.
 
This blanket is almost as tattered as her black palazzo pants-turned-leggings. Look at the coloring. Dingy and gross.
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Rabbit Bones said:
I had no idea Hot Topic carried fat sizes. Up to a 28? Maybe Amber did get it for herself. She thinks she's a dainty girl that can still squeeze into sub-30 sizes after all.
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Lackadaisy said:
Hot Topic's demo is either incredibly scrawny or incredibly fat so they got to cover their bases.
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Hot topic and torrid are owned by the same parent company. I think hot topic has always sold up to a xxl in store but more recently started carrying more sizes

Also, idk why she asks for video ideas.. she never does what anyone suggests but then films some dumbass shit and is like “so many people requested this”. Nah gorl.

Double also... weight watchers many years ago (early 2000s) the “zero point” food was only zero points for one serving. If you had more than one and logged it I’m pretty sure you had to start counting points. I know they’ve revamped the program so idk if it’s true now. I think it was during her krystle years that she put in a video complaining that she could never meet her points bc she was doing nothing but eating mostly the zero point foods so then would load up bc she HAD to eat all of her points for the day. She has complained more recently about her points in videos bc she’s not doing it correctly (obviously since she has 71 points a day and still manages to go over by a lot) so it’s not going to work for her.
 
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Whenever I hear of her leaking lymphedema, I think of the comment someone made that said she could give the stuff that leaks out of her lymphedema legs to dehydrated children (:_(
 
AL has already confessed to having “weeping” legs in previous videos and that doesn’t happen without lymphedmia. I don’t think we need to speculate about whether she has it anymore- she has it.
 
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