🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Well imagine that. Our gorl needs some more inspiration to do her job.
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Does anyone feel like Amberlynn’s rapid decline in health and serious delusions about herself really kicked in when destiny left for Dana ? I feel like ever since then it has just all been downhill from there. Is this a possible link to her incredibly massive weight gain or is she really just suffering from B.E.D?
 
Whitney111010101001010 said:
Does anyone feel like Amberlynn’s rapid decline in health and serious delusions about herself really kicked in when destiny left for Dana ? I feel like ever since then it has just all been downhill from there. Is this a possible link to her incredibly massive weight gain or is she really just suffering from B.E.D?
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Oh, it's obvious that she's carrying that weight *hyuck* from the breakup with Density. She hasn't even been the same since she got dumped, but she usually takes on the personality of those she dates anyway. However, I think losing Dusty really struck a chord and she's been unintentionally eating that pain away.

Well. That breakup is just another reason she eats enough for an African village.
 
Whitney111010101001010 said:
Does anyone feel like Amberlynn’s rapid decline in health and serious delusions about herself really kicked in when destiny left for Dana ? I feel like ever since then it has just all been downhill from there. Is this a possible link to her incredibly massive weight gain or is she really just suffering from B.E.D?
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I'm going to throw in my two cents and say it's just Amber absorbing her girlfriend's personality as she always has. Becky suffers from mental illness so gosh won't you know Amber suddenly has been having all these mental illness crises as soon as they shacked up. The whole delusional part is just a side effect of compulsive lying. Not being able to keep a narrative straight, overly complex narratives focused on the minute details, and the snowball effect where one lie leads to web is all apart of compulsive lying.

Amber is mentally ill though. Compulsive lying is a symptom of whatever fucked her in the head.
 
xenomorph said:
Live weigh in prove you're not 580
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I want either crazy shit like skits and "comedy", drama (actual drama not "I totally fell over so I couldn't weigh myself") or a new tell-all video revealing her lahhhs. As it is, her videos are becoming too boring to even discuss.

Whitney111010101001010 said:
Does anyone feel like Amberlynn’s rapid decline in health and serious delusions about herself really kicked in when destiny left for Dana ? I feel like ever since then it has just all been downhill from there. Is this a possible link to her incredibly massive weight gain or is she really just suffering from B.E.D?
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Not to be rude, but it is consensus on this forum that Dusty leaving Amber to live in the swamp with Shrek put Amber into the deranged state she is in. Amber immediately latched onto the first dyke who could drive/house her/be manipulated and never dealt with the emotions from the breakup because she eats her feelings. She pantomimes a loving relationship with Becky but they're both only in it for material gain (lol). Amber is still comfort-eating from the breakup and isn't going to stop because she's too stupid for introspection. Becky is often blamed for Amber's worsening condition, but Dusty did more damage than Becky. As those above me have said already, Amber's psyche was already a mess, but when Dusty left she set the mess on fire.
 
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Remember when Al made her last "Chili-type-deal" video where it was clear she was sitting on a stool while making it, but she vehemently denied it, ridiculing the haydurs with her crying/laughing emojis?
Pretty interesting that today's vid opens with her cutting chicken, barking "YES I'M SITTING DOWN, MY BACK HURTS!" I don't doubt that, but maybe it's also because you're 550 lbs and can't even shake a water bottle without gasping for air.

On the one chubby, swollen hand this exceptional individual makes a series of her "struggles" designed to elicit pity, on the other she steadfastly refuses to admit her weight has anything to do with her problems:
  • After being called out, finally admits to using the scootypuff, but insists she's using it because of her "asthma". (Apparently that asthma has never improved)
  • In her "Struggles" vid admits she can't do laundry because her giant stomach gets in the way. Later asserts that it's her short, dainty arms and her weight has nothing to do with it!
  • Believes she's better than those fatties on MSHPL because she does EVERYTHING herself. (Besides drive, but that's because of her anxiety!)
  • Falls out of bed and can't get up but it was her baby-soft feet and Twinkie's carelessness in leaving her kibble around, not the fact that her knees and ankles aren't capable of supporting that much weight.
  • Claims to "get" the severity of her situation but concerns about her health fall on deaf ears because "skinny people have heart attacks too".
Last night on Twitter she doubled down on the "I only have haydurs because I'm fat" by saying that people couldn't possibly dislike who she is as a person because "everything they say about me as a person is wrong". Evidently she's under the impression her haydurs don't have access to her years of videos and ridiculous social media posts to form an opinion about her personality. She's just a dainty, misunderstood girl and it's SO unfair that receives so much criticism from these sociopaths!

I can't decide if she's stupid, delusional, willfully ignorant, or just an attention-seeking twat. Or all four.
But I'm waiting for the inevitable video where she announces she's bedbound, but only because she has crippling insomnia (and furthermore, pregnant women get put on bedrest all the time, so it's not a big deal, y'all!)
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Turd Blossom said:
Last night on Twitter she doubled down on the "I only have haydurs because I'm fat" by saying that people couldn't possibly dislike who she is as a person because "everything they say about me as a person is wrong". Evidently she's under the impression her haydurs don't have access to her years of videos and ridiculous social media posts to form an opinion about her personality. She's just a dainty, misunderstood girl and it's SO unfair that receives so much criticism from these sociopaths!

I can't decide if she's stupid, delusional, willfully ignorant, or just an attention-seeking twat. Or all four.
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She does it to get new supporters. And it works.
 
xenomorph said:
Remember the whole flea debacle?

Wasabi had fleas in Florida..

https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=FwLJX2TBcjM;t=64
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Man, that is shocking as fuck. She legit has eyebrows in that era of videos. Can you imagine being so casual about losing your fucking eyebrows in 3 years without being serious about medical intervention?

Also - "There's like no really reason.."
She's so well read, it's daunting.

Edit - She literally claims she's never eating McDs again in this video lol. 4:17 or so

7:25 she tells Destiny that she likes Adele "too much" and demands she look at her to get the point across. Holy shit.
 
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I personally think that Al should consider reading what she’s written in her journals. I’ve read her Kate Winslet/Blake Lively fanfic as well as some of her Wattpad entries. It was both cringy and entertaining. She considers herself a writer, so maybe it would encourage her to do “what she was born to do” in her words. Like our gorl in real life, she brings up food and shopping in her writing whenever she can. She also writes as if she is still 14 and never matured beyond that age. I find her fascinating but lately she’s been pretty boring. If she won’t make a video on it, maybe she should add more to her Wattpad account.

TL;DR Al should do a video on her writing and read it to us. She clearly isn’t in any hurry to lose weight, and I’m tired of hearing her start a new plan that only lasts 3 days maximum.
 
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She literally claims she's never eating McDs again in this video lol. 4:17 or so
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I love how she had to make sure to tell us the nuggies were so "gross" she didn't even eat them all. Reminds me of this old classic ask.fm where she claimed she's not about that fast-food life.
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JambledUpWords said:
I personally think that Al should consider reading what she’s written in her journals. I’ve read her Kate Winslet/Blake Lively fanfic as well as some of her Wattpad entries. It was both cringy and entertaining. She considers herself a writer, so maybe it would encourage her to do “what she was born to do” in her words. Like our gorl in real life, she brings up food and shopping in her writing whenever she can. She also writes as if she is still 14 and never matured beyond that age. I find her fascinating but lately she’s been pretty boring. If she won’t make a video on it, maybe she should add more to her Wattpad account.

TL;DR Al should do a video on her writing and read it to us. She clearly isn’t in any hurry to lose weight, and I’m tired of hearing her start a new plan that only lasts 3 days maximum.
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I'd be onboard with this. I've also been dying for her to discuss politics/current events again.
Her videos on the presidential election were some of the most unintentionally hilarious and entertaining content she's ever put out. She's not intellectually curious, she's woefully uninformed and most of her information seems to come from snippets she's seen on Twitter (her video about how she wasn't voting for Hillary because she heard she was "for 9-month abortions" was truly exceptional). At one point she talked about debating Becky on current topics, but like everything else that idea seems to have been forgotten about in lieu of shopping and eating.

Hell, I'd even take a video explaining her thoughts on chemtrails over the inane pieced-together bits of garbage she's been uploading lately.
But I think we can safely assume that anything requiring thought, effort or planning won't be uploaded to her channel anytime soon. Our gorl can't even be bothered to put on makeup or brush her hair for videos anymore unless she's on her way to go out to eat.
 
Turd Blossom said:
Our gorl can't even be bothered to put on makeup or brush her hair for videos anymore unless she's on her way to go out to eat.
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That’s because food is her true love. Why put in that effort for your gorlfriend, when you can save it for that orange chicken and deep fried sushi. If she’s lucky, she could end up getting hit on by a guy (even though Amber is VERY sure that she’s a lesbian and DEFINITELY doesn’t want a guy’s attention). I mean, who wouldn’t want some of this!
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Like the narcissist she is, she seems to not care that the only times she bothers to wash her hair and put on a bit of makeup is when she’s about to get food. Why doesn’t Becky realize that Amber is in an affair with food?
 
Whitney111010101001010 said:
Does anyone feel like Amberlynn’s rapid decline in health and serious delusions about herself really kicked in when destiny left for Dana ? I feel like ever since then it has just all been downhill from there. Is this a possible link to her incredibly massive weight gain or is she really just suffering from B.E.D?
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It's hard to say whether or not Amber would be this fat if Dustin hadn't dumped her. As soon as she got with Dustin, she began eating everything she wanted. Krystle's parents weren't in charge of her diet anymore and she had complete freedom. She gained weight then, but not as fast as she is now. However, she was volunteering/working a lot of the time she was with Dustin. She only quit that "secret government job" a couple of months before she got dumped. She has absolutely nothing to do all day but eat. Working wouldn't make her drop a lot of weight (remember the big lunches/snacks she packed for work and the late night Denny's meals?), but it would give her something else to focus on for a few hours at a time. I guess, though, that it's a combination of being bored, being stuck in a place she doesn't want to live, and because she had to settle for someone she's not at all attracted to.
 
Turd Blossom said:
Well imagine that. Our gorl needs some more inspiration to do her job.
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Because I know she reads the farms:

VIDEO IDEAS
1. "What I REALLY eat in a day..."
She'll get tons of views if she's honest because most people are genuinely curious what level of consumption is required to continue gaining weight at her size.

2. "Getting Clean"
Good title cause she can trick people into thinking it's about her addiction, but it's really just 10 minutes of her scrubbing the "dirt" from her elbows, neck and knuckles to disappointing results. (too much? :islamic:)

3. "Cheating on Becky"
We're again tricked into thinking she's being honest about her infidelity, but it's just another joke about her love for food.

4. "Binge Monster"
Probably won't see this on her channel, but maybe Eric will bless us with a secretly recorded episode of ALR in full hangry mode.
 
The only idea I have for videos is the one she seems to have abandoned for good: live weigh-ins. That is the money shot; that is what people pay to see. Rightly or wrongly, the primary draw for the audience is to see this freakshow of a woman eating herself to mind-boggling weights. We've been relying on her word alone about her weight for a month and a half, and we've been weeks behind most of that time. Does she weigh 545? Who knows; it was a week ago and she didn't show the scale. She may have already topped 550. The weigh-ins settle all doubts and have the added benefit of providing a little suspense, which makes it easier to sit through whatever crap leads up to it.
 
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