🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Keyboard Warrior said:
My GOD. She almost looks normal on the left. :story:
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She didn't look anything near normal back then either in my opinion. Look at that pannus!! That must hurt.
It's easy to get tricked into thinking she was ok in the left picture by comparison. I bet she wishes she could weigh now was she did then, and I understand why: if she could actually go back to that state, her quality of life would improve quite a lot.
 
This video came up in my recommendations today, Realized it will be exactly one year old Thursday. So of course I had to do a side by side comparison, because holy shit.


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Jub-Jub said:
I have 2 questions that arose from the 'we got pulled over' thread, do seat belt extenders actually work for someone of her size? and does anybody have car crash test footage involving someone that fat? I tried to find something, but only return news segment clips regarding a new 'obese' car crash test dummy weighing ~270pounds. I was hoping for twice that amount *sigh*
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If you want to get real autistic you could email the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. I'm curious as well but doubt I would get around to writing a good email to them. With the number of super fats out there it's a valid question. Another unconventional source would be EMTs in a really fat part of the country, like Houston TX. There might be social media or message boards where they can talk about the accident aftermaths they've witnessed anonymously.
 
peppy said:
youre 100% right. Before Hate-Watching Amberlynn, I was Hate-Watching a show called "My Big Fat Fabulous Life" with the whale known as Whitney Way Thore. I see a lot ofparallelss between ALR and WWT. But the most jarring parellel is that they both are trapped in their respective mediums (TV/YouTube) in an endless cycle of starting over as they shuffle between "I'm gonna lose weight" and failing to do so and then starting over.

Furthermore, Whitney Thore and Amberlynn are STUCK because they know they get hate-views and if they lost their weight most people wouldn't give a shit anymore. They believe their obesity makes them unique and defines them. So they've become expert trolls and self-parodies.

And, of course, for both of them, their respective mediums are the worst thing that could've happened for them. They are not employable in any way, and so all they are good for is sharing their exciting lives with viewers who only are watching to witness how the land-whale behaves around normal humans.
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Not to white knight but at least Whitney Way Thore has an iota of talent in that she can dance; even if it is only for 5 seconds. Even if she didnt have her TLC show she would probably be ok financially if anything happened since her father seems wealthy. Hamber on the other hand is going to go down like Ursala with a ships prow to the gut when her Youtube bubble finally bursts. But I agree both are stuck in their fat gorl images because thats the only way they know how to self identify.
 
Ayem said:
This video came up in my recommendations today, Realized it will be exactly one year old Thursday. So of course I had to do a side by side comparison, because holy shit.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=msZXcTlXG-A
Sorry for the shit quality, I'm on a shit phone.
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Hopefully this is saved for posterity but this was legit BPD/narc manipulation from word one. She couldn’t control her roommate’s video of her so here she cries. Did he take it down due to unbearable whale narcissistic outside-voices? (I’m actually asking because I can’t be bothered with sponge-drone-weird-hair). This is so classic I am truly hoping she gets well so that this can be added to psych curriculum
 
Ok... so (:late:) I found Amberlynn a few months ago and after watching a bunch of her recent videos I decided to start from the beginning and watch allllll of her videos. I also recently started reading this thread from the beginning. I have watched the first 481 videos and (yes they're hella boring, but) I found something kind of interesting. I'm at the point in the thread where she posts the video "MY DIRTY NASTY BRA!!!!" where she claims to have six bras of the same design. However, in this old vlog she says she only has three. I know it's already common knowledge that she's a big ol liar but I thought it was a fun little tidbit.
 
Ayem said:
This video came up in my recommendations today, Realized it will be exactly one year old Thursday. So of course I had to do a side by side comparison, because holy shit.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=msZXcTlXG-A
Sorry for the shit quality, I'm on a shit phone.
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This is actually the video that got me started on Amberlynn. She's huge and she still somehow manages to look tiny in comparison to present day big AL. Feels, man :feels:
 
Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince said:
They are actually manfactoring obese crash dummies to test car safety now
https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and...change-to-fatter-crash-test-dummies-1.2984115
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Thanks, but this is the result i was talking about - the fat dummy in this photo is quoted in other new articles as being 270pounds
sperginity said:
If you want to get real autistic you could email the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. I'm curious as well but doubt I would get around to writing a good email to them. With the number of super fats out there it's a valid question. Another unconventional source would be EMTs in a really fat part of the country, like Houston TX. There might be social media or message boards where they can talk about the accident aftermaths they've witnessed anonymously.
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NHTSA is probably too autistic, might be interesting to read about EMTs experiences though thanks for the idea. I also thought about liveleak as they probably have the results from a crash but might be too grotesque for what i want. I was mostly interested in the comedy of seeing an extremely fat dummy flying in slow motion wreck, for example can they make it go through the windshield?
 
This is old news (probably because Amber too lazy to make content) but i need to get it off my chest. I hate how one side of her chest is always purple while the other side is normal. (example attached) it just really bugs me so much. Like her right boob is gonna fall off from no circulation one day
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Keyboard Warrior said:
I've thought about this too, but she doesn't police the comment section, and plenty of people routinely tell Becky she's in an abusive situation and also to blink twice if she's in trouble. lol Would the same sentiment make a difference if it was sent through the mail? I kind of think she's just paranoid and doesn't realize that a P.O Box doesn't give her actual location away. I think it's more of a privacy concern, because I can't think of another reason she would say no to free shit.
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A PO box would do shit for any security or privacy. Her address has been doxxed so if someone really wanted to send her something they would have.
 
PrincessPeachy said:
View attachment 565789 Oh. My. God. What is this?!
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I don't know why, but seeing Becky having a venti frap from Starbucks makes me really sad. *sigh* It's stupid to feel that way , since I shouldn't expect anything other than excess from her and AL. But, it just really hits home that she and AL are never going to make any positive changes and we are watching two morons slowly kill themselves.
 
AL really needs to work on her content man, Chantal is starting to become an even bigger lolcow than her and shes only been doing this for a year! C'mon AL really denigrate yourself as a human being like you love to do so much!
 
Faggot Gift said:
AL really needs to work on her content man, Chantal is starting to become an even bigger lolcow than her and shes only been doing this for a year! C'mon AL really denigrate yourself as a human being like you love to do so much!
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Um, pretty sure the word is DOWNGRADE, honey boo boo.
 
Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince said:
Not to white knight but at least Whitney Way Thore has an iota of talent in that she can dance; even if it is only for 5 seconds. Even if she didnt have her TLC show she would probably be ok financially if anything happened since her father seems wealthy. Hamber on the other hand is going to go down like Ursala with a ships prow to the gut when her Youtube bubble finally bursts. But I agree both are stuck in their fat gorl images because thats the only way they know how to self identify.
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okay, listen here boo boo, this is a thread about ALR, so I won't get TOO into it, but if you think Whitney Way Thore has even an iota of talent, and that she can "dance" you are delusional. Look at any of her videos! she's just memorizing steps and hand movements, my 2-year-old nephew can do that. If what she does is "dancing" ... then I am a success and my father is proud of me.
 
peppy said:
okay, listen here boo boo, this is a thread about ALR, so I won't get TOO into it, but if you think Whitney Way Thore has even an iota of talent, and that she can "dance" you are delusional. Look at any of her videos! she's just memorizing steps and hand movements, my 2-year-old nephew can do that. If what she does is "dancing" ... then I am a success and my father is proud of me.
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Someone as fat as ALR or Ten Ton Tess can't dance; they can flail their limbs in a predetermined fashion for 30 seconds and then sit down for ten minutes. Calling that dancing is like saying someone strumming a guitar loudly with no rhythm or fretwork is "playing guitar".

sis no said:
This is old news (probably because Amber too lazy to make content) but i need to get it off my chest. I hate how one side of her chest is always purple while the other side is normal. (example attached) it just really bugs me so much. Like her right boob is gonna fall off from no circulation one day
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I don't see it. I see dark rings around her eyes from untreated diabetes, I see her eyebrows thinning because her thyroid is out of control from diabetes and obesity, I see chest fat causing her pseudo-tits to start at her fucking clavicle, but I don't see what you said.

meepmapmop said:
she and AL are never going to make any positive changes and we are watching two morons slowly kill themselves.
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They're morons but they're not literally re.tarded. They know massive calorie consumption is going to kill them and they do it anyway. They choose to be scheming gluttons who lie to the viewers that provide them with a livelihood. Do not pity them.
 
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Video? Anyone? Anyone? Hamber? Anyone?

I give her no credit for the 'I was in Pewdiepie's' video because that was her reacting to something that happened, not a planned update. Which means the last time she uploaded actual content her actual self was October 6th.

Wake up you lazy fuck!
 
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