🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Apparently all the cuntiness Amber has displayed in her videos and snaps over the years is "wrong" guise. We all just dislike her because she's FAT.
 
Turd Blossom said:
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Apparently all the cuntiness Amber has displayed in her videos and snaps over the years is "wrong" guise. We all just dislike her because she's FAT.
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Any normal person would read that comment and it would hit them at their core and force them to think about what is being said. Not our gorl though, everyone is wrong.
 
This guy is slim in comparison to our gorl, but here's a "fat guy" in a car crash:


Fatness is becoming so epidemic, scientists have to create plus sized crash test dummies. Even if Amber were wearing a seatbelt, her odds of surviving would be lower. "A study from the University of California, Berkeley, published in 2013, found that obese drivers are up to 78 percent more likely to die in car crashes. Those who survive have unique injuries based on size. For example, in frontal crashes, obese drivers tend to “submarine,” or slide under the lap belt; their lower bodies are also poorly restrained because their lap belts have much more slack. As a result, they suffer more severe lower-extremity injuries at a much higher rate. Once they suffer such injuries, their obesity makes treatment more difficult and delays recovery."
 
Turd Blossom said:
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Apparently all the cuntiness Amber has displayed in her videos and snaps over the years is "wrong" guise. We all just dislike her because she's FAT.
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It boggles the mind that she can't see this. There are several other youtubers (see Kandy Foxx) who are grotesquely fat but left alone because they're not shitty human beings. Gorl, being fat isn't the reason you're a lolcow, it's just the icing on the cake.
 
hambeerlyingnreed said:
A study from the University of California, Berkeley, published in 2013, found that obese drivers are up to 78 percent more likely to die in car crashes.
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Fuck, 78% is a lot. I don't get how she feels so safe in the car (despite her "anxiety") without a seatbelt that fits and a gorlfriend with a "lead foot".

Also, this study mentioned "obese drivers". By BMI standards, AL could be 170 lbs and classed as obese (30.1% BMI for a 5 ft 3" height). Her being super morbidly obese probably skyrockets that risk factor. Just wow.
 
beenbag said:
she posts the video "MY DIRTY NASTY BRA!!!!" where she claims to have six bras of the same design. However, in this old vlog she says she only has three. I know it's already common knowledge that she's a big ol liar but I thought it was a fun little tidbit.
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AL would slowly ease down on a plunger for views so I get her trolling lies, but I never understood the point of lying about something inconsequential.
 
hambeerlyingnreed said:
This guy is slim in comparison to our gorl, but here's a "fat guy" in a car crash:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=I79ESPLIKyE
Fatness is becoming so epidemic, scientists have to create plus sized crash test dummies. Even if Amber were wearing a seatbelt, her odds of surviving would be lower. "A study from the University of California, Berkeley, published in 2013, found that obese drivers are up to 78 percent more likely to die in car crashes. Those who survive have unique injuries based on size. For example, in frontal crashes, obese drivers tend to “submarine,” or slide under the lap belt; their lower bodies are also poorly restrained because their lap belts have much more slack. As a result, they suffer more severe lower-extremity injuries at a much higher rate. Once they suffer such injuries, their obesity makes treatment more difficult and delays recovery."
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I thought about it, and I'm pretty sure her fat would probably shear off on the metal around the windshield.
 
Unpopular opinion; I do laugh at her because she's fat.

But tbh, she's fat because she's a fucking failure. She's fat because she's gluttonous and lazy. She's fat because she's undisciplined and cannot live with any discomfort. She's fat because when she talks about diet and exercise, she's lying. It's all funny, it's all lolcow behavior.

So I mean, you can say you don't laugh at her because she's fat, but you laugh at all the things that led to her being a fat. It's orange chicken and the aayyg.

And I challenge you to tell me you don't have a giggle when you get a candid glimpse of her tastycake roly-poly ass trying to do normal human things. It's funny asf.
 
89elbees said:
It boggles the mind that she can't see this.
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She does see it. She's pretending that she doesn't in order to play the victim.

Besides, even though Amber is a shitty person I still agree with @C3PBRO there's nothing wrong with laughing at and hating a gigantic greedy disgusting fat person
 
C3PBRO said:
Unpopular opinion; I do laugh at her because she's fat.

But tbh, she's fat because she's a fucking failure. She's fat because she's gluttonous and lazy. She's fat because she's undisciplined and cannot live with any discomfort. She's fat because when she talks about diet and exercise, she's lying. It's all funny, it's all lolcow behavior.

So I mean, you can say you don't laugh at her because she's fat, but you laugh at all the things that led to her being a fat. It's orange chicken and the aayyg.

And I challenge you to tell me you don't have a giggle when you get a candid glimpse of her tastycake roly-poly ass trying to do normal human things. It's funny asf.
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I'm fucking horrified at her physically. She looks like that big weird baby from spirited away but with a normal person sized head.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
first google result:
According to the USDA Dietary Guidelines and MyPlate a serving of potato is 1 cup diced, mashed or baked or 1 medium boiled potato. For an individual with diabetes, aserving of carbohydrate (15 grams) is equivalent to a small potato or a 3 ounceserving.

She looks to have about 3.5 servings of BOtato there.
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She had seven potatoes on her plate. Seven! Each potato was downed in one bite. Way too many potatoes all gone in 7 bites! I was floored!!!
 
sperginity said:
I'm fucking horrified at her physically. She looks like that big weird baby from spirited away but with a normal person sized head.
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Its especially horrifying in the newest video. When she got up from cutting the chicken, I felt sick to my stomach. Seems like its past the point of no return.
 
Recent Lurker said:
Seems like its past the point of no return.
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She is. Even if she were to lose the weight, the remaining loose skin would be cumbersome (and that's an understatement). But it doesn't have to be all or nothing, even if she lost 100-200 lbs it would impact her life greatly.
 
Recent Lurker said:
Its especially horrifying in the newest video. When she got up from cutting the chicken, I felt sick to my stomach. Seems like its past the point of no return.
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The way human bodies differ in their deformity from super morbid obesity is really fascinating, but her weight is the least funny thing about her.

On the other hand, people who say they don't care about her weight are full of shit most of the time. They do dislike her for her weight, they're allowed to have whatever opinion they want to. She says "it's just because I'm fat" as if people are not allowed to dislike the choices that lead to her weight. I appreciate @C3PBRO s honesty, it's refreshing.
 
sperginity said:
The way human bodies differ in their deformity from super morbid obesity is really fascinating, but her weight is the least funny thing about her.

On the other hand, people who say they don't care about her weight are full of shit most of the time. They do dislike her for her weight, they're allowed to have whatever opinion they want to. She says "it's just because I'm fat" as if people are not allowed to dislike the choices that lead to her weight. I appreciate @C3PBRO s honesty, it's refreshing.
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People who mock her for her personality see past her weight and criticize her as a person.

This is literally more caring than people who defend Amber just because of her weight which is so superficial.

She’s framing it as a bad thing but the Haydurs are the reason she’s not (officially) 600 lbs by now.

Because of them she tries to prove them wrong which slowed down the weight gain process.

Now she’s so far gone she’ll be dead by next year.
 
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sperginity said:
I thought about it, and I'm pretty sure her fat would probably shear off on the metal around the windshield.
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Well there ya go! Instant weight loss!:achievement::achievement:

Remember the whole flea debacle?

Wasabi had fleas in Florida..

 
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I challenge anyone to look at AL and not be fascinated or horrified by her. Her body is so distorted by her weight that it's natural for people to be disgusted or morbidly curious about her.

But the thing is: AL has done this to herself and she is a garbage person. She wasn't born deformed or in a terrible car accident so we can't say, "Well, she can't help it, so let's not be cruel." And she's not a nice person so you can't even say, "Well, she's a real sweetheart."

Even if someone isn't physically attractive, if you get to know them and they are a nice person, after a while they seem nicer looking to you because you see more of their good qualities. But in AL's case, she's gross inside and out, she just tries to hide behind "fat shaming" and make herself more of a victim.
 
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