🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Oh yeah, good ol' special snowflake syndrome. Imagine being this desensitized.
 
So instead of admitting she wasn't officially diagnosed and that she lied, she's saying the counselor did something wrong/diagnosed her without being allowed to do that and wants to make sure "something like that doesn't happen to anyone else"? Nice one. I'm almost mad on the internet tbh.
 
I didn't want to put this in general because it's old on her ask.fm, but it gave me a chuckle to think of what questions she would think of to keep the binge monster away.

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1. How fast can I get this down my throat?
2. How many reeses do I have left?
3. Will Eric notice his egg rolls are missing?
4. How soon can I convince Becky to drive me back to walmart? We just got home.
5. Was that a fart?
6. Can I put this on ice cream?
7. Why are my feet going numb?
8. My vision is blurring, is that normal?
9. Did I forget the tubed turkey again? rrreeeee
10. When will cheesecake factory finally deliver?
 
classtrash said:
I didn't want to put this in general because it's old on her ask.fm, but it gave me a chuckle to think of what questions she would think of to keep the binge monster away.

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1. How fast can I get this down my throat?
2. How many reeses do I have left?
3. Will Eric notice his egg rolls are missing?
4. How soon can I convince Becky to drive me back to walmart? We just got home.
5. Was that a fart?
6. Can I put this on ice cream?
7. Why are my feet going numb?
8. My vision is blurring, is that normal?
9. Did I forget the tubed turkey again? rrreeeee
10. When will cheesecake factory finally deliver?
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It’s like a Chain Smoker giving Advice how to stop with smoking.
 
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Yeah! Fuck you for showing concern for me loser! Fuck you for reminding me that I was suppose to live through the discomfort! I'm going to be on this scooter until I hit 760 and pray they create one that I can use after that! Yee fucking haw, welcome to the rodeo.

Edit. Imagine 760lbs on this tiny scooter, she's a tight fit already. Sureeee they have a 760 scooter. Suuuure

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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
That's precisely why I'm convinced she doesn't have any kind of sex. Her hygeine is so bad that Becky could be put through a Boeing autoclave and it wouldn't help protect Amber from infection. Amber has so much accumumlated filth on her own body that if she tries anything down there, her dainty hole is gonna be jammed with all manner of dirt and debris
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She's out of breath sitting and talking to camera and we're talking about her having sex :horrifying:
 
The fact she can type out in a response to someone how she uses a scooter at 28/29 years old is just mind boggling. Like does she read back what she is saying and fully digest anything?!

:stress::chicken::heart-empty:
 
classtrash said:
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Yeah! Fuck you for showing concern for me loser! Fuck you for reminding me that I was suppose to live through the discomfort! I'm going to be on this scooter until I hit 760 and pray they create one that I can use after that! Yee fucking haw, welcome to the rodeo.

Edit. Imagine 760lbs on this tiny scooter, she's a tight fit already. Sureeee they have a 760 scooter. Suuuure

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I'm trying to find a mobility scooter that goes up to 760 lbs, and I can't. The ones that I'm seeing are capping out at 500 lbs.

Can anybody link a 760 lb capacity scooter?

:story:
 
classtrash said:
Stop giving her ideas! Now she's comparing herself to a smoker because it's totally not a smokers fault for smoking or something.

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Up next, Amber compares standing up from the toilet to doing an hour of yoga.
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YES! It's the smokers fault they can't breathe. No one makes them smoke those cigarettes like no one forces food down AL's throat, she's such a dumbass. Having a food addiction isn't a free pass to never eat healthy.
 
classtrash said:
Nope, even this bad boy only goes up to 500 and it looks like a beast.

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It’s a perfect fit for Amber.

One seat for each ass cheek.


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Their absolute highest one goes up to ‘only’ 750 lbs. It’s missing 10 pounds for 760.

Also that’s a really odd number for weight limits don’t cha think, Amber?

All scooters I looked up scale up with 50 lbs each time. Not 60.

So who’s lying, Amber?
 
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Why would she post this, the lengths she goes to to seem like a normal sexually active person is so strange
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Nah hunty that's not what that is. It's anus prolapsing under all that girth. Secondly, every time Becky leans in to kiss you you either pull away or kiss the air but not her lips then blame her and say she's not into PDA.
I do believe she was attracted to Dusty 100% if you go back to her old videos you can see how affectionate they were.
Maybe she pretends Becky is Dusty. I mean we all know she still holds a wax melt in her clogged heart for the ole Trusty Musty Dusty.
 
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