🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Yanked this from twitter, they were able to grab this before the ask.fm went down. His official diagnosis was only an opinion, so it's ok gorls!


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I was horrified that she'd never been to a gyno because, as most ladies know, when something goes awry with your bits it's unpleasant at the very least. I forgot that normal women would be persuaded to go if only to end the torment... but this is Amberlynn Reid we're talking about. She who swims in shit lake and doesn't wash for days after. Who won't even change her wet clothing.

It was my mistake. Apologies. Can we get back to being disgusted by Amber again?
 
That's precisely why I'm convinced she doesn't have any kind of sex. Her hygeine is so bad that Becky could be put through a Boeing autoclave and it wouldn't help protect Amber from infection. Amber has so much accumumlated filth on her own body that if she tries anything down there, her dainty hole is gonna be jammed with all manner of dirt and debris
 
classtrash said:
Yanked this from twitter, they were able to grab this before the ask.fm went down. His official diagnosis was only an opinion, so it's ok gorls!


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I'll be awaiting her new poem about it.

Binge Eating Disorder,
My desirable crutch.
To shed responsibility like a second skin,
And throw it

Away,

With no more regard.

My escape to food,
DIAGNOSED I used the wrong word.

(I hope I captured AL's god awful style but I might also be a shit poet in my own right.)
 
Turd Blossom said:
So I got bored and started reading some of Al's old Ask.fm posts from years ago. Thought this one was interesting because she just brought up how excited she is about the novel she's been working on for the past year.

If it's anywhere near as horrible as this vampire "story" we are in for a treat. Not sure what I was expecting but holy shit her writing is bad.

Btw I have no idea how old this post is, it says "over a year ago" but I was sorting by "top" and most of the posts were Krystal-era, and a few in the Destiny era. View attachment 525623
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She doesn't understand the meaning of basic words nor direction - the smell would permeating from her body, not penetrating her body and 'All while my body is thanking me for craving the thirst for human blood' craving should be satisfying the craving for or satiating or quenching. She says things in very peculiar ways, like a 2nd or 3rd language speaker who learned as an adult.
 
Kinda hard to pretend you get positive comments, questions, requests, etc. when you disable your social media. She will turn her AskFM back on, or find some other platform to create questions from (and then we can ask our real ones,which while left answered, will still be read)
 
From her weight gain IG as of 8/23/2018:
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She's probably waiting for the drama to die down regarding her fib about receiving an official BED diagnosis.
 
SweetDee said:
How does one dice their purely white fangs into someone's neck?
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Being a tabletop RPG sperg myself, I was hoping that Amber the Vampire would have to stop and roll some dice to see if she succeeded at puncturing the woman's vein with her fangs, or just annoyed her.

(My pet theory is that she's heard the phrase "slice and dice" and just thinks the two words are different ways of stabbing something.)

Also note that in that poem, the woman is 30 but described as "young"? This seems to be a huge part of lolcow syndrome, considering your actual age to be in a younger age band than it really is -- like how Chris Chan fantasized about meeting Seinfeld and being described by him as a "young autistic boy" when Chris was, at the time he fantasized this, in his 20s.
 
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