🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Oh Hamburgers said:
I think it would be somewhere in the middle of Penny and Steven Assanti.
I bet Dr Now would have a field day with her saying she "blacks out" when she abuses Becky into letting her binge. He'd be like, "Black out? No. No, binging does not cause black out."
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"You not getting weighed because of tooth ache? I'm not very proud of you..."
 
Oh Hamburgers said:
In her latest video about making chili, she shows us everything she's gonna put in it and Becky tells her to use the pot that has two handles. Because the pot that she had out only had one. Instead of Amber saying, "Ok, baby I'll get that", Amber said that the pot was just for demonstration purposes. What? She had all the stuff sitting there ready to go into a pot but the actual pot isn't out yet? She just grabbed one for "demonstration purposes"? See, this is what it's like living with a vulnerable narcissist.. you can't say ANYthing to them without them making excuses and feeling like they have to defend themselves. Even over stupid shit. It's a small thing, but those small, narc things add up. I don't know how Becky can live with her day in and day out and put up with it.
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To be fair, I'd not have known to use a pot at all without this vital demonstration aid. I'd just have dumped everything on the floor and stirred hard and voila, an AL culinary masterpiece. When you're cooking on the edge as she does, we need to know this stuff ;)

(Agreed. I was watching one with them all the other day and don't get how she can't see a) how loud and OTT she is and b) their responses. She threw something at Brillopad's head and the silent look he gave Ricky.....maaan, everything ever said between them was in that look. And she filmed it, utterly oblivious to the drowning-level undercurrent. Together with Becky they just work, Becky and Ricky counter Brillo's exuberance but the balance is thrown when you add in Big Al who always has to amp it up. I wonder if they set the rent demand so high hoping she'd not be able to meet it.

Feel sad for Ricky tho. The only one working and they just ignored him when he was literally twanging with anxiety, because she couldn't stop screeching. She's a bomb in that household and I think they might all get hurt.

Brillopad is the one with the hair. Can't remember his name but he needs an intensive conditioner. Badly!)

Ps. Late, but this thread moves too fast for bust internet. I do, however, have a lovely new house decoration - internet is still shit, but the repair bloke's head looks lovely on it's spike. So yes, late, sorreeee. You gels is too fast for me.

Snarkybunny said:
My favorite was when she said her tooth was hurting so bad that she couldn’t get on the scale (which has nothing to do with her tooth) but then ate (which directly has everything to do with her tooth) and couldn’t weigh in because she had eaten.
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She was confusing "get on scale" with "eat scale." Of course she can't do it with an ouchy tooth and of course she needs to cushion that ouchy tooth on nice soft pizza. You bunch of meanies!
 
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It makes a little sense to blame her parents when she was still a minor and couldn’t necessarily make her own choices.... but she’s a grown adult now, almost 30. It’s not her parents’ fault anymore, it’s hers.
 
formerfatcow said:
I bet she can tuck things up underneath her stomach fat apron like an obese kangaroo. I wonder how much storage capacity it has.
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On that note, do you think she stores things in her side boobs like money or her cell phone? The big girls always used to do that in school and all I could think about was how sweaty and yeasty the dollars must be.
 
She used to always talk about how she loved to watch 600lb Life and Biggest Loser. How in the world does she not hear how similar her excuses are?
And btw, AL- going to see a therapist is not the same as talking to some “stranger”. You’re talking to an educated professional. A person who has specific training to help you!
Whatever. She just doesn’t want to face reality. Ridiculous.
 
Tiny Clanger said:
To be fair, I'd not have known to use a pot at all without this vital demonstration aid. I'd just have dumped everything on the floor and stirred hard and voila, an AL culinary masterpiece. When you're cooking on the edge as she does, we need to know this stuff ;)

(Agreed. I was watching one with them all the other day and don't get how she can't see a) how loud and OTT she is and b) their responses. She threw something at Brillopad's head and the silent look he gave Ricky.....maaan, everything ever said between them was in that look. And she filmed it, utterly oblivious to the drowning-level undercurrent. Together with Becky they just work, Becky and Ricky counter Brillo's exuberance but the balance is thrown when you add in Big Al who always has to amp it up. I wonder if they set the rent demand so high hoping she'd not be able to meet it.

Feel sad for Ricky tho. The only one working and they just ignored him when he was literally twanging with anxiety, because she couldn't stop screeching. She's a bomb in that household and I think they might all get hurt.

Brillopad is the one with the hair. Can't remember his name but he needs an intensive conditioner. Badly!)

Ps. Late, but this thread moves too fast for bust internet. I do, however, have a lovely new house decoration - internet is still shit, but the repair bloke's head looks lovely on it's spike. So yes, late, sorreeee. You gels is too fast for me.
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I've been saying this about Ricky. You can straight up tell he's not here for this bullshit. All the shade, side eye, exasperation, eye rolling. He's over it and wants his peaceful life back with his husband and his friend. This is not what he signed on for and at this moment, he's the only adult in the room. That HAS to be irritating. No matter how much you love your husband/wife/partner, when you become their caregiver and they are a fully functional adult, that's a pretty ugly sign of things to come. Add on top of that the irritation that must be AL's day to day personality, the fights she and Necky must have due to this "binge black out" situation, and literally no one in the household working, but him, I'd say Ricky is about to go off and it won't be pretty.
 
Whatthefuck said:
I've been saying this about Ricky. You can straight up tell he's not here for this bullshit. All the shade, side eye, exasperation, eye rolling. He's over it and wants his peaceful life back with his husband and his friend. This is not what he signed on for and at this moment, he's the only adult in the room. That HAS to be irritating. No matter how much you love your husband/wife/partner, when you become their caregiver and they are a fully functional adult, that's a pretty ugly sign of things to come. Add on top of that the irritation that must be AL's day to day personality, the fights she and Necky must have due to this "binge black out" situation, and literally no one in the household working, but him, I'd say Ricky is about to go off and it won't be pretty.
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I'm eagerly awaiting her teary-eyed videos accusing him of abuse
 
On the comments of her last video.
 

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Whatthefuck said:
I legit just got nauseous. We knew our girl was doing stuff like that. She has to, there's no other way she could support herself and two other adults. Wow.
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Well, I'm not certain it's true, but it does create a nauseating picture. Always suspicious of what is said when no actual proof is offered. Kinda like that nut job Ramna or whatever the name was accusing FB group of calling people's jobs.
 
FeedMeLobsterNow said:
Well, I'm not certain it's true, but it does create a nauseating picture. Always suspicious of what is said when no actual proof is offered. Kinda like that nut job Ramna or whatever the name was accusing FB group of calling people's jobs.
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I'll believe it when the accusation is accompanied by screencaps.
 
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