🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I mean isn't the real answer that Keem is fattening up the cow for the slaughter?

So it started out so nice towards Amber. Everyone was kissing her ass all the time and occasionally making a joke or two, but she was the new employee so everyone needed to be nice to her and give her extra attention and grace.

Next he started bringing in controlled opposition: first fupa was fighting amber, then she softened, now tech is fighting her, then he'll soften or they'll cycle him out for a bit.

He's giving her special privileges too: more voice chat control, not punishing her or making her apologize, more money, all trying to attract more big cows (I wonder if he's going after Chantal). I bet the reasons why are to get her in the flow so she won't leave because she relies on it for all her socialization (it'll be harder to keep her ambabies when she leaves) and money (she doesn't have to plan anything). Then when someone else big joins, she'll naturally be put into conflict with them. Oh but amber, you got to do x! So they get to do x too! Yeah amber you got 50% and fupa and tech only got 25% each (or whatever) because you're a big star, but you and Chantal are both big stars, so you'll get the same amount (or 51-49)

He may even start taking away her privileges too. They're causing trouble because it worked when it was just her, but now it wouldn't be fair to keep privilege y.

He starts assigning hosts that actually hold her accountable for the shit she spews, they start muting her when she talks over the other hosts, all waiting for the final crash out. In fact, i bet keem has an idea of what he can do to push her over the edge. I don't know what it's going to be, could be rarity, paying aunt Tammy to come on, who knows.

Then after she finally quits, that's when the second half begins. Maybe keem will wait until she breaks her contact after quitting so he can justify it, but suddenly everything will come out. All the secret amber wrangling meetings behind the scenes, him assuring the hosts that they need to take their lumps now, earn less money than the cow and then they'll get the pay from spilling all the Amber Lynn tea later. Every time she texted keem to tattle, every boundary she said they couldn't discuss, every nasty thing she ranted to fupa or sweettea about? Those will all be shown. Because that's what happens when she quits after they accommodated her so much.

TL DR: The frog's in the water, it's currently lukewarm after being freezingfor months, keem is slow cooking the frog and there's going to be frog soup after it finally leaves the pot.
 
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I wonder if he's going after Chantal
He may be able to pay Chantal for individual appearances, but he's not going to get her as a regular host. She's still managing to do her thing even without YT monetization, and her fake "husband" doesn't want her to be part of Keem's circus.

And Keem doesn't give two flying shits about holding Amber "accountable", he cares about bringing in money, which she does. Even if she throws a tantrum and flounces and then people send in a torrent of superchats talking shit about her? That money wouldn't have come in without her acting out, so it's still a win for her, and for him.
 
And Keem doesn't give two flying shits about holding Amber "accountable", he cares about bringing in money, which she does. Even if she throws a tantrum and flounces and then people send in a torrent of superchats talking shit about her? That money wouldn't have come in without her acting out, so it's still a win for her, and for him.
Of course not. But he's training her.

I've never worked at a dairy farm, but I imagine you don't buy a cow, then immediately shove it into the milking machine. You have to train it first with minimal discomfort, you probably don't even touch the udders the first time, then the second time you put the cow in the milking room, maybe you touch the side near the udders, the third time you touch the udders, but you don't squeeze it attach the machine...

He doesn't care about amber, but if she gets too uncomfortable, she'll leave, taking the milk with her. The longer he keeps her, the more milk he gets with her there and the more money he'll get one she's gone. You get money for both the milk while the cow is alive and the beef when it's dead. (So to speak, I know the castle industry is more complicated than that.)
 
I think the likeliest outcome for ALR/LCU is Keem firing her when she inevitably crosses a line with him specifically (whatever that may be. ) The rest of the hosts will ghost her instantly the minute daddy gnome gives up. Once she is gone for good the rest of the LCU hosts will continue to milk her for views and content.
 
@The Queen of Autists asked someone to post a YouTube comment from this video since she's threadbanned. I don't follow this thread and have no clue about the validity of this lore plz no bully
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I really do believe Casey story was really bad because it was 100% a lie .but in 2019 was the worst the way she treated Beck and Beck’s family especially Beck’s mother Norma, my best friend. If people only knew how bad it was Beck‘s mother didn’t even live a year after she found out, she had the cancer And Amber treated that woman like I don’t even wanna talk about it because Norma was my best friend but it’s just so disgusting. She is so vile, narc monsterand in 2019 Christmas Amber weighed 702 pounds and the way she did lose some of the weight and the reason they didn’t catch the cancer at first the bleeding belly button that was MRSA. It started in her belly button. It was so bad. It was all under her FUPA and it went into her undercarriage and she was on so many antibiotics. She couldn’t keep no food down. That’s how Amber start losing the weight and then I guess after they got the MRSA cleared up enough that’s when they found the cancer cause she was bleeding but the way she said she was bleeding the whole two years or whatever like she wasn’t. That’s a whole damn lie just like she tries to say she was so depressed and in bedbound and 2019 no Amber just wanted to make 2019 about her. No it was about Norma. Was .diagnosed with uterine cancer now may 8,2024 I was bleeding, but I start bleeding very bad at the end before that it was just spotting just like Amber and then one night I was watching a show a documentary and I went to sleep, and I got a real bad ache in my stomach and as I pulled my pennies down, it fell to the floor a lot of blood. It was a lot. .
 
(I wonder if he's going after Chantal).
Chantal is even less governable than Amber is and unlike George Jr doesn't have to debase herself to make money for someone else (except Salah)- any money she makes from sharting herself in public is all hers.
 
In response to poetlynn's recent entry, I decided to post my interpretation.

BLOB

I just want to eat but I binge instead
I try to write in my 500 notebooks, but my fat hand cant grip a pen
Translation gets lost , fuck that give me a thin mint.
The times I sharted on the bed, sheets thrown in the bin
When a friend finally tells me "no"
That is when I shitalk them and turn them into a foe
You realize without a butler you will be lonely
And your "pretty fat gurl face" has now gotten more homely
I tried so hard to catfish for you
But when the filters slipped you got a whale-sized view
I clung to my chest as my heart is submerged in gravy
When I fall down from a heart attack, I will need the force of the navy
When you need to manipulate you dust off your Mother and Father
Trying so hard to gain new idiots to buy into your faux sadness
To create more subs to be a orange chicken badass
To stop my tantrums and waving my fat hands
And hold together a tattered bra with a few rubber bands
I soon realized the blue means my body is worse for wear
Seems like my heart is dyeen, oh look! My delivery's here!
:heart-full: Written by Xenomorph
Love the irony that unlike her you actually used the word homely correctly
 
was thinking about how some people have written about raglynn bleed in their PHD. Honestly the best thing we can glean from this entire thread is that we get to watch the real results of a lottery winner in real time. She was a poor, retarded, white trash orphan who won the lottery, and she blew all the money on everything you would expect (fast food, plastic, and manipulation of others because no one could naturally like her). It is every lottery story ever, but this time we have almost daily footage of the decline in real time. That has been the most fascinating aspect of it all. But it is coming to an end. No way her health is going to last too many more years, even with this small boost of money from keem.

Speaking of health, for anyone who has watched these streams, has she brought up her cancer at all? I just find it weird that she will use any slight inconvenience to grift (the latest being twinkies so called surgery bs) but she seems to be quiet on the cancer stuff. She tried doing the survivor thing early on but stopped. Not claiming she lied, she obviously had some kind of issue, but I do find it odd that when Rebecca's mom had cancer and was dying, now Big al has cancer and needs to move to the city. She did the same shit with destiny. Destiny would go to the ER for heart troubles and acid reflux, all of sudden here is Al needing to go to the ER and she has acid refluc reeallll bad u guiz. She also specifically got the same exact cancer and surgery as chantal? I know it is probably common for fat chicks but idk, she should be more humiliated to eat herself out of sterility. She gained all that illness weight back and then some. It did not bother her one bit to have "cancer" it also got a lot of her haters to stop making videos on her for a long time. Also just want to mention in many Munchausen situations, these people can convince even those very close to them that they are dying or are always at the doctors. Low IQ Rebecca would be easily fooled by her exaggerating an illness. I just find this all weird. It seems liek she actively avoids talking about this time of her life (especially the Jade era right after) when she brings up and uses eveyrthing ever to grift and bitch. Idk just some thoughts on a DEAD COW.
 
Lol amber cant bring up cancer anymore cause she got shit on when she was talking about boogie "lying" about it too or whatever. She tried that early and that ship sailed so thats why shes pivoted to being holier than thou to everyone around her about being gay. So the homophobic transphobic "lesbian" is virtue signaling and even that's not going well. Shes treating lolcow coworkers like she did beck and its so sad. Shes got nobody else to abuse so those fuckers are gonna get it. Ambers just like the father shes disparaging on the show and shes too much of a fat narc to care. Funny though how shes running out of shit to hide behind because nothing shes doing is working well and her last bastion of bullshit is just pulling up the blanket shes wearing and intermittently pull away from the show in order to have people run after her kissing her ass to come back and participate. Which they don't lol so she just comes back to fight more anyway.
 
Rumours have been going around and I have a sneaking suspicion that this is one of Keems “detractor” channels.
>has a fake southern accent
>voice changer
>”good” at redirecting to the LCU
 

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Rumours have been going around and I have a sneaking suspicion that this is one of Keems “detractor” channels.
>has a fake southern accent
>voice changer
>”good” at redirecting to the LCU
this channel was brought up in the Haydur Nation (reaction channel) thread, and they had theories on who it could be.

Personally, I never considered it could've been a LCU/Keem operation because that's how little I give a shit about it lol.

The thing I thought was strange about that channel (and similar Channel called Loop Whoopin) is how big their channels are view-wise, but little to no subscribers? They're both made this year/late last year and the people use voice changers, too.

Gorlworld isn't as big as it used to be, especially since Chantal and Amber have dried up significantly and there hasn't been genuine contenders to replace them.

Many people stopped caring since the Crackhead and Lexington era stopped, so to have these channels have thousands of views almost immediately is fucky to me. Some legacy/old school channels don't make those views nowadays.

The only thing I thought could explain it was someone who has a channel on the side/previously and knows how to grow the channel, which is why I thought it was a former reaction channel.

(Some big reaction channels have been taken off the platform within the last couple of months, so I guess that's why my brain went there rather than LCU orbiters.)

That channel being LCU/Keem related could actually make a lot more sense actually, considering because a lot of Amberlynn channels aren't actually giving a shit about LCU and won't even put it on their channels.
 
I did see a comment claiming that LonchBoxx was StudioDeetz. Something to do with trying to get views back up after losing them due to the whole Discord/Rachel/Emily debacle.

I've no idea how accurate that may or may not be.
 
I mentioned LonchBoxx in the Haydur Nation thread Saturday 19 hours after the first video was posted. I listened to the two videos that were available at the time, and theorized it might be Hecticana, but who knows at this point. If you have listened to him in the past, and listen to the voice behind LonchBoxx, just compare the two. Maybe it's just me.

Voice changers don't change people's syntax and diction, speech patterns, and phrases they use. I just hear him when I listen to a video from that channel. When they say "Oh, here we go with the showers and the hair washing!" in the video "Dance Amber Dance ...She Doesn't" sounds exactly like something out of his mouth on his main channel when he first started talking about Amber. When I heard that line, I literally looked up from what I was doing and asked "Hecticana, is that you?"
 
New Tik Tok. Seems like a phase 1, which I always love.

Wegovy 💊 journey ✨



It's her first day on the Wegovy pill, says this is filmed in the evening on the first day. 1.5 mg, starting off.

She says it's not stopped her "food noise" yet and she feels no different, but she says it takes time to kick in for some people. And she has to "keep on holding on".

529.8 lbs today, highest "known" weight is 572.4 lbs.

"I can't do it by myself, GLPs have helped me in the past and I hope they help me now. And it's OK to need help"
 
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New Tik Tok. Seems like a phase 1, which I always love.

Wegovy 💊 journey ✨

@rarityycat Wegovy 💊 journey ✨ 1080P.mp4

It's her first day on the Wegovy pill, says this is filmed in the evening on the first day. 1.5 mg, starting off.

She says it's not stopped her "food noise" yet and she feels no different, but she says it takes time to kick in for some people, and she has to

529.8 lbs today, highest "known" weight is 572.4 lbs.

"I can't do it by myself, GLPs have helped me in the past and I hope they help me now. And it's OK to need help"
God her mannerisms are extra annoying today.
 
New Tik Tok. Seems like a phase 1, which I always love.

Wegovy 💊 journey ✨

@rarityycat Wegovy 💊 journey ✨ 1080P.mp4

It's her first day on the Wegovy pill, says this is filmed in the evening on the first day. 1.5 mg, starting off.

She says it's not stopped her "food noise" yet and she feels no different, but she says it takes time to kick in for some people, and she has to

529.8 lbs today, highest "known" weight is 572.4 lbs.

"I can't do it by myself, GLPs have helped me in the past and I hope they help me now. And it's OK to need help"
The purpose of this is to try to find random people who she's not tainted with the truth and try to make them think that she's just some sweet fat girl about to go on a weight loss journey Come join her guys donate along the way.

Unfortunately the internet like a diamond is forever She can never get away from the truth that she's a horrible disgusting piece of garbage It doesn't matter if she is 100 lb or 750 lb like she is now, she is a terrible human being She is rotten from the inside out just like her teeth.
 
New Tik Tok. Seems like a phase 1, which I always love.

Wegovy 💊 journey ✨

@rarityycat Wegovy 💊 journey ✨ 1080P.mp4

It's her first day on the Wegovy pill, says this is filmed in the evening on the first day. 1.5 mg, starting off.

She says it's not stopped her "food noise" yet and she feels no different, but she says it takes time to kick in for some people, and she has to

529.8 lbs today, highest "known" weight is 572.4 lbs.

"I can't do it by myself, GLPs have helped me in the past and I hope they help me now. And it's OK to need help"
She is somehow even more annoying than ever! Is this Big George's equivalent of Chantal's Low BMI Voice since she's been showing her shelfass on the LCU for the past two months?
 
New Tik Tok. Seems like a phase 1, which I always love.

Wegovy 💊 journey ✨

@rarityycat Wegovy 💊 journey ✨ 1080P.mp4

It's her first day on the Wegovy pill, says this is filmed in the evening on the first day. 1.5 mg, starting off.

She says it's not stopped her "food noise" yet and she feels no different, but she says it takes time to kick in for some people, and she has to

529.8 lbs today, highest "known" weight is 572.4 lbs.

"I can't do it by myself, GLPs have helped me in the past and I hope they help me now. And it's OK to need help"

Oh look, it's the outhouse dress. And another expensive weight loss medication for her to piss away
 
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