🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
As much as I appreciate Tech for finally doing something right and pressing Amber on her shit, his "Don't besmirch my honor" overreaction was so fucking cringe I wanted to implode. The chivalry soap-box was so unnecessary and made him look like an absolute clown. People would have laughed at amber if she was trying to equate what he did to rape, he didn't need to counteract in the insane way he did. His whole performance felt like overcompensation.
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Its the autism, his latent 'mlady came out. I dont think that part was fake i think his tism and his trauma got riled up and that shit was real but its wrapped in bullshit.

DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
She probably isn't the biggest. She is one of the biggest but she is new. That will draw a lot of people to her but its not going to last for super long
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Their running out of shit to do and the weird virtue signaling even got keem to sensor himself a bit from saying retard so much. Even Leo the newest gay reactor is sending them ideas for the show (if what he said was true). I cant believe its gone on this long but idk how much more of this viewers can take. They have no overarching storyline, shes not showing up to fat camp and the views and money are drying up so their cross posting their bullshit on other lolcow shows.
Tinfoil hat is firmly on-
I think amber tried to go scorched earth and cry and run to the all girls lolcow show but the girls wont really let her on permanantly and it wasnt the female hug box she thought it was going to be.
Amber and tech are stuck with eachother and fupa is just kinda there and techs tism isnt letting shit slide anymore.
 
Amber can only feel sadness for herself. If she was actually feeling sadness, there's a small probability she became self-aware of her current situation. It was obvious that keem wasn't interested in firing tech. So when she had to come on with him and stream again, maybe she realized shes not as in control as she thought she was.

I also believe Emily loves the messy drama and attention more than she likes amber. Which is why I don't believe she's likely to break off whatever fucked up 'relationship' they have. Especially when she can 'cheat' on Amber whenever she likes without Amber knowing. And we all know that's happening.

Ambers just too fucking pathetic and scared of being alone to put a stop to it.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Amber can only feel sadness for herself. If she was actually feeling sadness, there's a small probability she became self-aware of her current situation. It was obvious that keem wasn't interested in firing tech. So when she had to come on with him and stream again, maybe she realized shes not as in control as she thought she was.

I also believe Emily loves the messy drama and attention more than she likes amber. Which is why I don't believe she's likely to break off whatever fucked up 'relationship' they have. Especially when she can 'cheat' on Amber whenever she likes without Amber knowing. And we all know that's happening.

Ambers just too fucking pathetic and scared of being alone to put a stop to it.
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I genuinely almost feel bad for her because look at her reality. Being on lolcow must be literal hell. Imagine that was your job everyday. Her last bit of relevancy it seems.
 
Insulin reid said:
Their running out of shit to do and the weird virtue signaling even got keem to sensor himself a bit from saying retard so much. Even Leo the newest gay reactor is sending them ideas for the show (if what he said was true). I cant believe its gone on this long but idk how much more of this viewers can take. They have no overarching storyline, shes not showing up to fat camp and the views and money are drying up so their cross posting their bullshit on other lolcow shows.
Tinfoil hat is firmly on-
I think amber tried to go scorched earth and cry and run to the all girls lolcow show but the girls wont really let her on permanantly and it wasnt the female hug box she thought it was going to be.
Amber and tech are stuck with eachother and fupa is just kinda there and techs tism isnt letting shit slide anymore.
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I want to say that the writers of this show suck but honestly, I don't know what you can do when Amber's only schtick is threatening to quit if she doesn't get to run the show. She isn't creative and she refuses to let anyone be creative. If Amber could follow direction, stick around, and let someone else create a storyline, they could have easily had the first show runners be the fupa lickers and start beef with another shitty show that Tina was on and maybe have a third show get involved as well. This storyline would have the best chance to get as many views as possible due to a few factors. 1, you rage bait the audience by having Amber just dodge or ignore everything while her hosts fupa lick and defend her. 2, you create one or two reaction channels within the LCU that are detractor channels where all the discord leaks can come from which drive viewers to the other shitty shows. 3, you have the perfect opportunity for confrontation at fat camp. Who cares if they force everyone to go to Oklahoma, it becomes interesting to see Amber and her shitty cohosts confront the 2 other show hosts at fat camp. Look Keem, some fucking creativity
 
Sorry if late again but one of the Facebook groups posted these.
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I normally hate AI stuff, but I have to admit this is funny. ALR sent a text message to the Lolcow Glass host, and Zey turned it into an AI song. Kinda funny.
Song starts at 2:25 though because the uploader is annoying as fuck.
 
Amber seems to have missed the fact that she's selling herself. Like, legitimately selling herself. She's given up her person, her history, her sexuality, her dignity, her relationships (past and future), any self respect she ever had for a paycheck. It doesn't matter if anything in the LCU is real or an act, no one is ever going to be able to treat her seriously again.

I'm waiting until she tries to move on before I get my popcorn out, because it couldn't happen to a nicer person.
 
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Real quick...sorry to interject here

I've been reading lots of people over on reddit and X saying "it's not about her weight" and yeah...I highly disagree with that bullshit. Her weight is her brand and she makes other fatties that watch her feel better about themselves for not being as fat.

ok done, please continue on.
 
lostinwoods said:
Real quick...sorry to interject here

I've been reading lots of people over on reddit and X saying "it's not about her weight" and yeah...I highly disagree with that bullshit. Her weight is her brand and she makes other fatties that watch her feel better about themselves for not being as fat.

ok done, please continue on.
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Anyone who would disagree with the notion of her being watched for being fat and a train wreck is either retarded or ignorant. It’s the same as watching any other train wrecks. Just because they’re not 600 lbs doesn’t make them any different. I mean why do people watch 600 lb life? Jersey Shore? 90 day fiancé? I’m sure people tune in for the enlightening and philosophical content the shows provide, totally not the train wrecks that are on screen actively ruining their lives for some money.
I guarantee most, if not everybody, that found Amberlynn clicked on a video about her because the thumbnail detailed a morbidly obese woman. This holier-than-thou attitude some people have about why/how they watch Amber is getting boring, we’re all here watching the same fat woman ruin her life.
 
lostinwoods said:
Real quick...sorry to interject here

I've been reading lots of people over on reddit and X saying "it's not about her weight" and yeah...I highly disagree with that bullshit. Her weight is her brand and she makes other fatties that watch her feel better about themselves for not being as fat.

ok done, please continue on.
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I thought that was about why people hated her. As in, they don't hate her because she's fat. They hate her because she's an evil cunt, who just happens to be fat.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I thought that was about why people hated her. As in, they don't hate her because she's fat. They hate her because she's an evil cunt, who just happens to be fat.
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Yes....but I'd also say its a combination. She's a terrible person, which is the main reason people hate her, but yes, there are also going to be people disgusted by someone who let's themselves get over a quarter of a ton . So even if ALR was the nicest person in the world, there would be some negatively regarding her weight. However, there are fat women and men online who who might receive criticism for their obesity, but, they also get a lot of positive comments because they're decent people.

Hungry Fat Chick comes to mind. She's got her detractors, but there are also folks that like her, and still others who don't dislike her as a person, but are aghast and what she's doing to her body., I think she seems OK...I can't stand to watch her eat, but I wish her no ill will and if I heard something bad happened to her, I'd have sympathy for her.

So with Amber, yes there are always going to be people that would find her gross, but if she was a good person, she'd have a lot more supporters

.. And there's also the reverse halo effect where if someone has a shitty personality their conventionally unattractive traits will seem magnified. So a nasty fat person will seem much grosser than a sweet fat person... like Big Ed from from 90 Day Fiancé and a bunch of other TLC crap. I'm aware that TLC shows are mostly bullshit, so whatever awful persona he has is likely an act, but because he appears in reality shows, people will view his character as real and the character he plays is a narcissistic jerk. So that off-putting attitude, combined with his physical appearance-he looks like Humpty Dumpty's sweaty Mexican half brother-intensifies the ick factor. He's unfortunate looking enough that he'd never be physically attractive to most people, but if he was a decent guy-or portrayed one on TV and online-I think a lot of folks might see him as sympathetically "ugly-cute", like a Pug or one of those elderly snaggle tooth Chihuahuas that win ugly dog contests, everyone laughs at them but also thinks "awww, poor sweet ole doggy"

So the TLDR upshot is : There are no doubt some people who don't like Amber because she's grossly overweight, but if she wasn't such an awful person, a lot more people would be on her side.
 
lostinwoods said:
I've been reading lots of people over on reddit and X saying "it's not about her weight"
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She leeeedurally refuses to lose weight because she's afraid she'll lose her fat following. She's just as blind as those who say it isn't about her weight.

It's her whole ass personality. She's got FAT thoughts, FAT habits, and a FAT dog.

She'd be lost without FAT.
 
Pange said:
I wonder how Keem likes being Alr's hand puppet? His lips are moving but her words are coming out.

Faxx reposting Keemstars post
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It violates terms of service (no lol but anyway) and that may get them in trouble but if they choose to do it more they may have to share money with amber? Hes just pissed because ambers fat ass keeps demanding more and more money/control and he cant say no or "she leaves" (no lol but anyway) so hes shifting the extra money to other members of bus shows. Lmao get fucked keem, ambers ruining everything she touches yet again. Tech was right amber cant do anything else so shes stuck, and keem is too much of a retard to figure that out. He shouldnt have said yes to any of her shit and now that shes been given an inch shes taken a mile.

This has been documented for over a decade. Amber grabs, ruins, and moves on like a fat screeching cloud of locusts. I have no idea what possessed keemstar to intruduce the human equivalent to the flood into his business.
 
You see, the thing with Amber is: She had haters before she was ever monetized. Before she had a lot of viewers/ subscribers.
That all started in Krystle-Era, a few months after Amber started her channel. People already called her out for being a weird ass person. It wasn't about her being fat. It was about her lying to wanting to lose weight. She never wanted to - not really. And then slowly people saw the lies, the manipulation towards Krystle. The way she leeched off of that family, without ever feeling horrible for it.

And then? Destiny happened. And oh boy - the shy girl suddenly turned into a woman that gained even more weight, that puts on a blackcent and talks more about sex than any normal person ever wants to hear.
Animal abuse, weird behaviour towards minors.
AND never ever losing weight. No- on the contrary. She made Destiny blow up like a balloon too ( let's remember that Destiny was 19 and amber 25. Destiny isn't an angel, but... Come on).

And then Krystal came to visit - looking absolutely AMAZING. Lost the weight, found her identity. Looks alive for once.
While amber's current partner looks more and more like death.

Same thing with Beck. She draines people. Look at the lcu now. They all suffer from ALR-Fatigue. They are so *done* with her. Because not only does she get extra privileges, no - she is everyone's problem. And it's annoying.

Amber LOVES being fat. Because it makes her a victim instead of an abuser. Because she can always say: BUT I CANT DO THAT CAUSE IM FAT.
It gives her a way out of responsibility and accountability.
Would she rather be skinny? Probably. But at the end of the day, she knows, if she would be skinny? She would have no excuse anymore. No more reason to have a caretaker. No more excuse to abuse her animals.

Amber has always been, from even before she ever went on YouTube, a terrible person. She always has been violent and disgusting, and she won't ever change.


Okay. Thanks for coming to my Ted-Talk.

(Edit: I just watched a clip from last night's Bus. I don't know what is real and what is fake in this show, but that was disgusting. Idc if it's scripted. Idc - saying things like that to a person is absolutely vile (when it's scripted it's even worse that someone would allow themselves to say something like that). I'm sick to my stomach, even though I know how disgusting this woman is. It still surprises me every single time)
 
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Insulin reid said:
I have no idea what possessed keemstar to intruduce the human equivalent to the flood into his business.
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He, like so many others before him, has made the fatal error of thinking he can actually wrangle Amber. Porkahontas does what she wants (or doesn't do what she doesn't want to be more accurate) and fuck everybody else. I don't know why Keemstar seems so scared to upset her, because what is she going to do? Beat her chest like King Kong? Have an autistic screeching meltdown? Big fucking deal. She threatens to quit every stream- she's been stuck in the LCU since the start of the year and knows without it she's fucked so she ain't going nowhere. If he wants to make real money he should be telling his band of merry mongos to do everything they can to provoke Big George and have nothing off limits.
 
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