🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Klarion]

Pretty undeniable evidence that our gorl's arms absolutely 100% cannot reach beyond her shelf. She can't fully extend her arms because her bicep fat is pushing on her elbow.

nowipeydehiney.mp4.mov

Sorry I couldn't get the play button to go away but her fat makes her arm look like its on backwards

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

Ambers Cameo barely saw any movement today after not completing a cameo since Feb 4th. It probably has something to do with Jordy pointing it out on his last stream. It was only a matter of time before she lost steam with it. Now more than ever she needs the LCU.

I have a theory that it was never keems plan to keep sweet tea or scooter on the Bus show. It was the show Amber demanded to be put in because of the asspats and butt licking. Keem wanted her with more provocative hosts but didn't want her to leave immediately. Bus was the bait and now we are seeing the switch. I highly doubt scooter is moving away from the LCU, he's an absolute freak and belongs there. Its just a part of the script necessary for keem to get what he actually wants; Amber on a show of his choosing. She really has no other options now. I was half expecting her to start uploading videos a couple of days ago (two weeks before her earliest possiblity to get remonetized) but it doesn't even seem like she's interested. Maybe she's relegated herself to this rag-tag group of trailer trash performers.

I bet keems next step is changing the show name and possibly giving Bus back to Sweet Tea and Scooter.

 

[Witch Bitch]

Amber thinks that FFG is ban evading by faking being down old guy with an accent?

 

[Soft Gentle Love]

The beast is live on her own channel. It’s a little too late to try and put up content now. She reapplies for monetization in three days, and there’s no way she’s getting her channel back

 

[riprarity213]

It really is sad to see the fall of a once great cow. No one gives a fuck about her dumbass show with keemstar, no one gives a fuck about her own channel where she will sit live, melted into a chair, and half assed responding to questions about her lipstick, and no one gives a fuck about her current “situationship” (nearing 40 year old woman btw). It really is over for this pig.

ETA: The years long lesbian debate is reignited once again with the mention of her newfound crush on Justin Bieber. Girl, whatever.

 

[Gumming3082]

As far as I remember, it was Rachel herself who posted passive-aggressive comments on SaltyCrab's video about the Rachel/Emily debacle. Rachel pretty much was saying that SaltyCrab is guilty by association.

Yeah, Rachel plus some of the discord mods (I believe they also mod for Jordy) joined in (they also did the same shit on other videos critical of that discord like the one by Science & Sarcasm). These same mods are leaving positive comments in Rachel's return videos too.

 

[Calories]

She has returned!

With a live on her own channel, she graced us with her presence for 20 minutes.

Some points:

• She wants to do both LCU and her channel, and she wants to start vlogging again. She polls people on if they want vlogs or lives, and vlogging won. Talks about her vlogs being boring. She says she doesn't drive or go anywhere, so the vlogs will be about what goes on at home, like stuff about pets, her work. how she feels and what she eats.
• "YouTube is like tight right now. So you have to like watch what you say a little bit. "
• Tomorrow she gets to reapply for monetization, but she needs to make content and accumulate watch hours again. Seems like she's planning to do that with lives. "I think the vlogs aren't actually going to be like coming until I'm like monetized again because vlogs are like hard. You got to put in that work." She also says. "I don't want to like be doing it for free. Like who actually goes and flips burgers at McDonald's for free? Not me."
• Talks about deletion of Salty Crab channel "Um I don't report channels. I do not have time to watch reaction channels. I have not watched a reaction channel in like
  easily 6 months."
• She's in her "healing era" for her menthulz. "the Zoloft inside of me is zolofting." The biggest problem she says it helped her with is "anxious attachment issues" and she crashes out worse without zoloft. That healing era is together with Emily btw, and she claims that's going well.
• Claims to have lost weight while on the LCU because of stress, 8 elbees down the first week.
• Says all her old videos are gone forever.
• Still drinking buzzballs
• There will be no weigh-ins on her channel.
• Says she has eyebrow blindness when it comes to eyebrow makeup.
• Says no one in the family talks to aunt Tammie anymore.

Local archive:

it’s been awhile. hello.

 

[Insulin reid]

Amber needing people in her videos to make her tolerable has never been more apparent.
At least we get to watch her either not get remonetized and freak out or get remonetized and watch it all fall apart. Shes not gonna be able to rebuild an audience she wants nor produce the content she wants to produce while being a part of the lcu.
I dont see keem employing her if she doesnt show up to fat camp (unless he already knows shes really not gonna show up) either.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

She wants to do both LCU and her channel, and she wants to start vlogging again. She polls people on if they want vlogs or lives, and vlogging won. Talks about her vlogs being boring. She says she doesn't drive or go anywhere, so the vlogs will be about what goes on at home, like stuff about pets, her work. how she feels and what she eats.

The more things change, the more things stay the same...

Tomorrow she gets to reapply for monetization, but she needs to make content and accumulate watch hours again. Seems like she's planning to do that with lives. "I think the vlogs aren't actually going to be like coming until I'm like monetized again because vlogs are like hard. You got to put in that work." She also says. "I don't want to like be doing it for free. Like who actually goes and flips burgers at McDonald's for free? Not me.

Don't worry gorlypop, you won't be doing vuhlawgs. She couldn't keep up with her own half-shelfed schedule when she was still monetized before the LCU, ain't no fuckin way she's doing the work to get the hours she needs as well as keeping the LCU nonsense up, she's way too fucking lazy for that.

 

[RIP KINGCOBRAJFS]

Goddamn that filter is working overtime! This big ol' bitch wants us to believe her skin doesn't look like absolute shit? We all know she's been sleeping upright in all that drag makeup. Show us that 60grit skin, gorl!

Does anyone else feel like when she announces drinking/buying alcohol it's like a dogwhistle that she'll be vulnerable and willing to be taken advantage of? C'mon, don't you straight men want to rizz up a deathfat gold star lesbian and get called Daddy?? Maybe it's just me

A 500+lb woman giving advice that it's okay to drink "jussa li'ul smidules" when on antidepressants. I can almost hear trailerpark Mamalynn telling little Babylynn "H'yuck!! It's jussa li'ul smidules of meth, Amburrr. Now stop bothering me and ya daddy!"

Remember when she had a blood pressure of 176/106 with a pulse of 103?

I like making stupid clips. I'll stop including them if ppl find it annoying


EDIT: Forgot to include an image

 

[Raw]

The youtube page of Emily is changed again. Current name is "Symmot". (@Symmot1)
Same link still works: https://m.youtube.com/@tommyoak26

Apparently she IS capable of creating online names/handles without a tree reference.

Aaaaand we're back quicker than thought.

While Amber and Emily are in their "healing era" Emily took it upon herself to leave comments under at least 2 LCU shows.

First one is Lolcow Hero, a new show with "life by Ron" who is a known out and proud feeder. Amber was a guest on this show (probably to crank up the numbers) and they were doing a tier list of all the LCU hosts.
Amber ranked Zey somewhere low because this is her nemesis according to the script. Although Amber's disgust for her feels very real. Zey is the host of Lolcow Glass and Rewind. Glass is the LCU version of an Amber reaction channel.

Emily commented: "Zey is very pretty"

Second occurrence is on Lolcow Rewind where Zey was doing her feeder deepdive.
Just before the live ended they were discussing if Emily made Amber do feederporn or something.

Emily commented: "Amber was not new to the lifestyle."

Amber obviously immediately went to Emily to ask wtf she's doeeeeen?!
And later she talks about it on her own show.

She claimes its a fake account, that she asked Emily to change her name 1 or 2 weeks ago and someone is now using the old one (TommyOak26) and made a fake account.

This is not true.
According to Google:
When you change your YouTube handle, your old handle is held for 14 days. During this two-week, "grace period," both your old handle and your new handle will generally direct users to your channel. After the 14 days, the old handle is released and can be claimed by other users.

I found her new channel by clicking on the old link. Because I check from time to time. (Please dont underestimate my 'tism Amber)
The old link now simply does not work anymore, the grace period is over. There is no new account. Look for yourself:
https://m.youtube.com/@tommyoak26

If it was a troll account it also would not have been an account from 2014. But hey, that are stupid little details. I'm adding this in case someone does use her old handle, just look at the joined date of the channel.

Beside all this, in livestreams the name you see is someone's handle so if Amber's story was true it would have said "TommyOak26" and not "Symmot1"

So here is the new link: to keep the administration up to date. https://youtube.com/@symmot1

Why the feeder is doing this is everyone's guesses, I'm just here to prove once again that Amber is a LAH! And this was once again all orchestrated to play pretend they for sure broke up this time. This way people could also not find Emily anymore in the discord if they didn't know what to look for.

It almost worked Amber.

Edits for spelling and readability

Edit 2:
Looks like Emily is back in chat? Again at the very end of the Lolcow Glass stream of today. What is her end goal in all of this? It feels weird but I guess time will tell, it always does lmao. Probably something lame like that it is all planned to gain viewership and have people watch the whole thing.

 

[General Woundwort]

I don't really get what Emily's endgame is. Sure she loves fatties but why bother involving herself to this degree, especially when she's not getting paid?
Imagine being her daughter, then for shits and giggles one day you Google your Mom. And all this is going to come up because the internet is forever. I would be cutting contact lol
Again Emily, a mother without custody of her own child absolutely screams from the rooftops that you are not a good person in such a way that it's undeniable. Pulling out the 'b-but I have a child' card as a defense whenever you're getting too much attention confirms it even more.
She didn't care about Colleen, doesn't care about Amber, and certainly doesn't care about her child. And to top it off, she's so shockingly stupid that I wonder how she feeds herself, nevermind manage to get caring roles.

Until Amber dies, it's a safe bet these guys are never breaking up. But then Amber is a serial cheater, so maybe? Amber, let Rachel have Emily and you can find yourself a better weirdo to leech from.

 

[Pange]

Until Amber dies, it's a safe bet these guys are never breaking up. But then Amber is a serial cheater, so maybe?

I bet it's much harder if not getting impossible to find women into her. She's going to keep the claws in Emily like she's the last caregiver alive and hold on for dear life.

 

[Charles Durning]

Tomorrow she gets to reapply for monetization, but she needs to make content and accumulate watch hours again. Seems like she's planning to do that with lives. "I think the vlogs aren't actually going to be like coming until I'm like monetized again because vlogs are like hard. You got to put in that work." She also says. "I don't want to like be doing it for free. Like who actually goes and flips burgers at McDonald's for free? Not me."

You don't make six figures a year sitting on your ass at home when you're working at McDonald's, gorl.

Her laziness and total lack of agency or urgency just hammer home how unbelievably lucky she was that she failed sideways into a few good years as a YouTuber, despite completely phoning it in the entire time. It's equivalent to a crackhead winning the Powerball. But for a few tweaks of the algorithm here or there, her first few videos never reach escape velocity and maybe she's still leeching off Krystle and her parents in obscurity today.

 

[Insulin reid]

I don't really get what Emily's endgame is. Sure she loves fatties but why bother involving herself to this degree, especially when she's not getting paid?
Imagine being her daughter, then for shits and giggles one day you Google your Mom. And all this is going to come up because the internet is forever. I would be cutting contact lol

The kids probably already heard her moms garbage. Family members say shit around kids all the time she just doesnt know the depth (nor should she) right now. After the first crazy bitch that should have been enough for emily to stop this shit.

Again Emily, a mother without custody of her own child absolutely screams from the rooftops that you are not a good person in such a way that it's undeniable. Pulling out the 'b-but I have a child' card as a defense whenever you're getting too much attention confirms it even more.
She didn't care about Colleen, doesn't care about Amber, and certainly doesn't care about her child. And to top it off, she's so shockingly stupid that I wonder how she feeds herself, nevermind manage to get caring roles.

Its always the people who say "my kids are my world" or something like that and never really take care of them.

Until Amber dies, it's a safe bet these guys are never breaking up. But then Amber is a serial cheater, so maybe? Amber, let Rachel have Emily and you can find yourself a better weirdo to leech from.

Amber used to be a serial cheater but she doesnt have any options anymore. Despite her throwing her liver tit back like its 1999 and shaking the rest of her nobody wants it anymore.

 

[General Woundwort]

Its always the people who say "my kids are my world" or something like that and never really take care of them.

Ain't that the truth. Coincidentally the same way Rarity was Amber's 'everything/whole world/soul cat'.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

She has returned!

With a live on her own channel, she graced us with her presence for 20 minutes.

Some points:

• She wants to do both LCU and her channel, and she wants to start vlogging again. She polls people on if they want vlogs or lives, and vlogging won. Talks about her vlogs being boring. She says she doesn't drive or go anywhere, so the vlogs will be about what goes on at home, like stuff about pets, her work. how she feels and what she eats.
• "YouTube is like tight right now. So you have to like watch what you say a little bit. "
• Tomorrow she gets to reapply for monetization, but she needs to make content and accumulate watch hours again. Seems like she's planning to do that with lives. "I think the vlogs aren't actually going to be like coming until I'm like monetized again because vlogs are like hard. You got to put in that work." She also says. "I don't want to like be doing it for free. Like who actually goes and flips burgers at McDonald's for free? Not me."
• Talks about deletion of Salty Crab channel "Um I don't report channels. I do not have time to watch reaction channels. I have not watched a reaction channel in like
  easily 6 months."
• She's in her "healing era" for her menthulz. "the Zoloft inside of me is zolofting." The biggest problem she says it helped her with is "anxious attachment issues" and she crashes out worse without zoloft. That healing era is together with Emily btw, and she claims that's going well.
• Claims to have lost weight while on the LCU because of stress, 8 elbees down the first week.
• Says all her old videos are gone forever.
• Still drinking buzzballs
• There will be no weigh-ins on her channel.
• Says she has eyebrow blindness when it comes to eyebrow makeup.
• Says no one in the family talks to aunt Tammie anymore.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=K8ITyvJ6L2k
Local archive:

it’s been awhile. hello.


it’s been awhile. hello. [K8ITyvJ6L2k].mp4

Acting stupid fat and cOnFuSeD. We've seen the real you you've been trying to hide for YEARS. Her hair is looking nice & thin, one of the only thin things on her besides her lips lol

 

[UtadaWasabi2]

Chat. after the youtube great demonetization I stop getting update from gorlworld channel and I completely forget most of the amberverse characters. Glancing through the pages and my thought is who the fuck is Emily?(yes, it's that bad) What happened to Amber lately?

 

[Cataloons]

Glancing through the pages and my thought is who the fuck is Emily?(yes, it's that bad) What happened to Amber lately?

Emily is Tommy (the girlfriend Amber was visiting in Wisconsin when Rarity 'went missing'), and they have an incredibly toxic and unhealthy long distance relationship. Amber is now part of the LolCow universe (since being demonatised) and CuntyLynn has been in full force. Amber is going about trying to be re-monatised in the most stupid way.

That's about it.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I don't really get what Emily's endgame is. Sure she loves fatties but why bother involving herself to this degree, especially when she's not getting paid?

Idk this might be jigsaws/tinfoil hat time, but I do think this is part of her blatant humiliation kink that goes hand in hand with her feederism. She loves going around the internet talking shit about Amber and spilling her guts to the dreaded reaction channels because she loves the reaction it gets from Amber. The cryeeeen, the bawleeeeen, the beepeedee meltdowneeeeen, Emily thrives on the drama. She's found the perfect mark in Amber; someone so pathetically insecure and desperate for "love" that she'll be a willing participant in this mess as long as Tawmeee keeps pretending to fake love her afterwards. It reeks of attention seeking too, for someone who apparently wants nothing to do with Gorlworld and values her privacy she really is putting in the work to be front and centre.

It's fitting that Amber has found herself a fellow abuser that blames her horrific treatment of her partner (and I use the term very loosely) on her mentulz and not the fact she's just a sadist who loves to see fat gorls suffer. As much as Porkahontas loves to play the unbothered bad bitch online, she's just too weak to extricate herself from this shitshow because the validity she gets from some rat faced butch "claiming" her online vastly outweighs (heh) the misery of the "fighting > run to reaction channels > online shit talking > making up" cycle. Amber not seeing Mamalynn much probably doesn't help either so her interactions with anyone outside of Keemstar's cast of retards is practically nil; Emily is all she has... if this was happening to anyone else it'd be quite sad but since it's Amber then it couldn't happen to a nicer person. Love that for her!