🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Alrighty just catching up
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Dainty bedbug bites on the arm fupa? ✅
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A dainty four hundred elbeez heavier than your "fat" co-host? ✅
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Someone posed how similar Amber and Rachel are. COMPUTER! ENHANCE!
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Even when it looks like a cinder block vs a bowling ball, if Big Al's head looked a bit more elongated and human you could tell me these gorls were sisters and I'd be fooled if I was none the wiser.
 
RIPKINGCOBRAJFS said:
Has Amber ever shared what she feeds Twonk and the cats? I wonder what kinda wet slop she chucks on a plate at a distance. Can you imagine the smell of wet food remnants mixed with pee pads, overfilled litter boxes, cheese folds, and swamp ass? gag
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you think this lazy ass gives her cats or dogs any wet food ever? That would require opening the can, scooping or dumping the can into a dish, throwing it in the trash, and rinsing the stank off your hands at least once a day. Oh and then washing the dishes at least once a day. Absolutely no way. Those animals get a mountain of dry food once a week periodt.
 
RIPKINGCOBRAJFS said:
Has Amber ever shared what she feeds Twonk and the cats? I wonder what kinda wet slop she chucks on a plate at a distance. Can you imagine the smell of wet food remnants mixed with pee pads, overfilled litter boxes, cheese folds, and swamp ass? gag
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I present to you the overflowing kibble in a bowl. Im always amazed at how she does anything in a way that requires the least amount of effort.

It has been weird to me that she never really shows what she buys for her pets. We see haul after haul of clothes, lego and miscellaneous landfill scrap. But never toys, enrichment stuff, special snacks or food for the pets. Except that one time she mentioned that she just buys new litter boxes instead of cleaning them 🫠.
 

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I know there are plenty of autists here who can rain-man quantify an answer to my incredibly arbitrary and insane question (Nick’s Vertical Asshole and DSP’s Tax Lawyer, I’m looking at you). Hear me out.
Amber claims that she no longer needs aid in wiping her dingleberry laden asshole, and that she doesn’t need the washcloth-on-sink-corner mechanic anymore. I want to prove that wrong with physical, mathematical evidence.
Take a look at the picture/SS as reference.
I’m trying to figure out how long Amber’s arms are, in respect to her height and how that relates to the length of her back and angle of her downward sloped shelf, I have the inclination that she physically can’t reach her asshole with those T-Rex arms combined with the added obstacle of her shelf shape that she would have to reach under to get to her asshole. If she’s 5’2” tall, her arm span would be equal to her height, right? Each arm (shoulder to fingertip) would be, statistically, equal to about 40%-45% of her total height. If you use the median of those percentages (I used 42.6%) of her total height (5’2”) you get 2.1958 feet long. But here’s where my brain is shitting out. I need to know what the slope of her shelf would add to the requirement of her arm length, specifically where her fingertips would reach. Autists assemble.
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I am only rain man autistic about finance stuff. But her arms could not reach that far back. She definitely still needs to do the washcloth method to wipe. The funny thing is, if she didn't have that shelf blocking her ass, she might be able to reach. Her back fat is literally preventing her from wiping
 
Raw said:
Emily changed her YouTube handle to "TommyOak26". Not very relevant but I like to keep information up to date.

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The youtube page of Emily is changed again. Current name is "Symmot". (@Symmot1)
Same link still works: https://m.youtube.com/@tommyoak26

Apparently she IS capable of creating online names/handles without a tree reference.

If its referring to this, than that's actually funny as fuck. https://realmsofahlus.fandom.com/wiki/Symmot_Grandgrace
" Best described as "shaped like a barrel", Symmot Grandgrace is a broad-chested, wide-bellied and possessing of a squared squat head. ,,

Edit: thanks to the clear minded @RIPKINGCOBRAJFS who saw that its probably "tommys" spelled backwards. (Still like the barrel shaped creature better lol)

Edit: Emily is also still very much part of the LCU discord. So the whole story where they were all saying she left is... (hang in there, this might come as a shock).... a LIE!!11!1
Added an extra screenshot I just found on reddit, Emily Franz the death feeder is not only lurking around the discord but actively sending sweet messages in the lolcow bus chat. Jesus Amber, stop digging for new lows 🫠
 

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God ALR is extremely gross, dumb, and fat but personally I find Emily more repulsive and deviant overall.

I mean honestly. Who is getting hard and wet off of disturbingly obese people gorging themselves.

Seriously What The Actual Fuck Emily Franz.

I’ve tried going there in my mind (people are fucking weird especially when it comes to sex) but I truly cannot understand. How can you get off to this unless you are seriously sick in the head. This “fetish” is up there with serial killers who get off on literally stabbing/suffocating/blunt force trauma-ing. This is not even considering the talking to reaction channels and everything else (…blatant humiliation fetish?- Colleen was also on tv and a “public figure”. What are the odds).

Amber what the fuck dude. I know you read this thread. Your self esteem is fucked. You need help. I know you are obviously so miserable you don’t care if you die so long as someone is “loving” you. You have one life Amber. I know you are constantly dissociated from reality due to the extremely uncomfortable and fucked up physical body you’ve ended up in, but it doesn’t change the fact that this is the only chance you have at life. No one is going to save you, you’re lucky to have random ass strangers on the internet caring enough to ponder your life. It’s too bad you’ll never care enough to save yourself.

A couple streams ago she kept bringing up how it’s so gross and sick that dudes “pay people to shit on them” and how that other stupid lolcow girl gets paid for humiliation porn. Keep coping ALR. Your gorlfriend literally gets wet seeing you struggle to live. If you were capable of reflection I would tell you to let that sink in.



**sidenote, I find it hilarious that the ‘farms are considered nazi/satan land, but literally cumming over obese handicap people struggling to do basic tasks is “a preference” or, if we’re being spicy, “a fetish”. Wow. “Emperors new clothes” Amberlynn and all you other fucking retards.
 
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Constellationzero said:
Reminder that mutants like Fat Albert almost NEVER have solid shits. It's baleful waterfalls of molten liquid shit. Her Torrid Uyghur yurts probably look like a demolition derby track on a rainy Sunday at the county fair.
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Is that true? I mean I believe it based on how I shit when I spend a day or weekend eating garbage, but what's the source/science on that?
 
Christ, something is FUCKING UP Amberlynns arms. The problem is that she can’t keep her nails out of her arm scabs on her body due to anxiety or whatever excuse she comes up with, so they just never go away. She also probably does not wash her hands as frequently as she should so whatever debris/food/anything she touched forms those nasty oils and debris under her nails which then gets into her picked scabs, causing infections and their inability to actually heal.
After she finally lets those holes close she’ll look no better than the meth heads wandering Los Angeles with all the scars lined on their arms. At this point whatever is chewing or scratching her arm is doing minimal damage compared to the infected scars she chooses to continue to peel off. I get there is no self control, but eventually they’re going to become a bigger issue if the infection continues to persist with no ointments or care.
There’s already enough going on physically with this big bitch, the last thing she needs is another problem to deal with.
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McBoogerBall said:
Christ, something is FUCKING UP Amberlynns arms. The problem is that she can’t keep her nails out of her arm scabs on her body due to anxiety or whatever excuse she comes up with, so they just never go away. She also probably does not wash her hands as frequently as she should so whatever debris/food/anything she touched forms those nasty oils and debris under her nails which then gets into her picked scabs, causing infections and their inability to actually heal.
After she finally lets those holes close she’ll look no better than the meth heads wandering Los Angeles with all the scars lined on their arms. At this point whatever is chewing or scratching her arm is doing minimal damage compared to the infected scars she chooses to continue to peel off. I get there is no self control, but eventually they’re going to become a bigger issue if the infection continues to persist with no ointments or care.
There’s already enough going on physically with this big bitch, the last thing she needs is another problem to deal with.
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Does anyone notice on that show when the guy says something about bed bugs she didn't even react so she's just not even denying it anymore.
 
Pretty undeniable evidence that our gorl's arms absolutely 100% cannot reach beyond her shelf. She can't fully extend her arms because her bicep fat is pushing on her elbow.



Maybe one day she learn how to bend forward on the toilet instead of backing up on a sink corner?

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Yeah and maybe I'll win the lottery one day too! hah
 
RIPKINGCOBRAJFS said:
Pretty undeniable evidence that our gorl's arms absolutely 100% cannot reach beyond her shelf. She can't fully extend her arms because her bicep fat is pushing on her elbow.

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Maybe one day she learn how to bend forward on the toilet instead of backing up on a sink corner?

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Yeah and maybe I'll win the lottery one day too! hah
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But these are for old people or disabled people…


…skinny people can’t reach their ass too! I’m sure other bitches scrape shit off their asshole on to a counter corner, too!!! Fatphobic!!
 
I still don't understand how the washcloth on the corner works. I'm much taller than she and the counter is still too high. It's like the three seashells!

edit for an epiphany: omg the washrag is for the shit that squishes up her asscrack isn't it. omg she uses a standard fat asswiper stick from the front but has to scrape off the remainder that's stuck in the shelf using the corner.
 
Bees said:
I still don't understand how the washcloth on the corner works. I'm much taller than she and the counter is still too high. It's like the three seashells!

edit for an epiphany: omg the washrag is for the shit that squishes up her asscrack isn't it. omg she uses a standard fat asswiper stick from the front but has to scrape off the remainder that's stuck in the shelf using the corner.
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this is your notice not to think about it too hard
 
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