🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Shamelessly stolen again.
Pardon my ignorance but has she ever complained in the past about her right laaayg being more swoleeen and deformed than the left?
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Also Diabeetus Reid and choker cheese confirmed featuring appearances by "Camel Hump and the Bug Bites".
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Holy shit! Did she finally remove that black cloth that was hanging on for life around her neck? How long has she had that damn thing eating into her skin?
 
spicytacosaurus said:
Acanthosis nigricans. Her blood must be maple syrup at this point.
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Its streaky there's no way its a medical condition. The water/soap combo has washed a bit of it off over time. Thats fucking dirt sweat and crap built up. She washes all the time but shes so fat she would have to put her head down in the shower to get in the back neck fat crevice and shes clearly not doing that. She thought she was in the clear, or if there was something there it wouldnt have been so glaringly obvious.
 
Tea Sipper said:
I loathe to give The Gnome undue credit but I personally don't think he would go after reaction channels
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He has recently launched a new show called Lolcow Glass. This is basically his own version of a reaction channel on Amber. But with the added "DrOp a ReD dOnO FoR sOmE mOrE TeAaAaAaaa". Its just as fake and gay as all the other shows but a small part of gorlworld is falling for it and that's enough for Keemstar. In his mind he would have more viewers if he eliminates the competition, so I do believe he is striking reaction channels.

As a bonus he can butter up Amber by telling her he's doing it for her. "Don't worry Amber, Glass is scripted so this is a safe space, I will destroy all the other meanie channels for you."

Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
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I watched this part and its so fake its not even funny. The day before she refused to show it, now showing some weird discoloration which I believe was smeared on for shock value because this has been a rumour for years. She would have scrubbed the fuck out of that neck if it was dirt and she truly didn't want to show it. It could be acanthosis nigricans, but meh, this whole arc made me suspicious of everything. Im not buying it, and if it is the beetus color, congrats Amber! You look like you're dying from every angle.

The crease and hump can't be faked tho and made it all a little better.
 
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The feeder is running her to mouth to reaction channels again, posted by a smaller one called Jawbone. Two voice messages, one only has a transcript. This game is getting old fast.
 

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Gumming3082 said:
I am thinking it's probably the overly invested channel mods that also happened to be mods on the discord where Rachel and others got exposed. They were going off on Salty in the comment section of a few of her videos, accusing her of being the mole, etc.
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As far as I remember, it was Rachel herself who posted passive-aggressive comments on SaltyCrab's video about the Rachel/Emily debacle. Rachel pretty much was saying that SaltyCrab is guilty by association.
 
I saw a page back asking about Amber's left leg. It has always been bigger, and has caused her more problems than her right. She admitted it in her "100 Days of Uploading" mess. She has said over the years that part of it is hard as a rock.
Also, the calf that was in pain and sent her to the doctor (or ER can't remember), and the toe cellulitis were both in her left foot.
 
Insulin reid said:
Its streaky there's no way its a medical condition. The water/soap combo has washed a bit of it off over time. Thats fucking dirt sweat and crap built up. She washes all the time but shes so fat she would have to put her head down in the shower to get in the back neck fat crevice and shes clearly not doing that. She thought she was in the clear, or if there was something there it wouldnt have been so glaringly obvious.
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Lmao, it's called Acanthosis Nigricans. It's an affliction of the lards. Makes em look dirty, but their skin is all velvety and dark. It's from insulin (like your name) resistance. Skin tags become more common too.
 
After watching the bus segment with her neck, I don't think porkahontas is smart enough to have prepped making the back of neck fat crease dirty for shock value. She didn't expect it to be gross and her floundering for the "hair dye" excuse was worse than a 5 year lying about eating chocolate with it smeared across their face. her giants arms can reach to scrub her neck foldz let alone stage a dirt on it. her knuckles match and have for years.

She immediately started to try and bash fupa and pull the attention from her nasty neck. They kept on it, and she reverted to trying to her retarded 16 year old "cool girl" persona. she was bring up necky and trying bring up fupa talking about the thumb over and over while shrieking and trying to sing. It's painfully embarrassing and delicious to watch her fat ass flop around trying to regain positive attention from people who outwardly laugh and mock her.
 
spicytacosaurus said:
Acanthosis nigricans. Her blood must be maple syrup at this point.
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That is exactly what it is. Fatass would like us to believe it’s fake, that she actually has a dainty long lily white neck, like an swan, and all those creases and brown skin is just a trollololol. Amberlynn can’t even reach around to the back of her neck, her arms are short and massive. She definitely can’t reach and see well enough to apply theater grade makeup effects that so perfectly mimic Acanthosis nigricans.
 
I know there are plenty of autists here who can rain-man quantify an answer to my incredibly arbitrary and insane question (Nick’s Vertical Asshole and DSP’s Tax Lawyer, I’m looking at you). Hear me out.
Amber claims that she no longer needs aid in wiping her dingleberry laden asshole, and that she doesn’t need the washcloth-on-sink-corner mechanic anymore. I want to prove that wrong with physical, mathematical evidence.
Take a look at the picture/SS as reference.
I’m trying to figure out how long Amber’s arms are, in respect to her height and how that relates to the length of her back and angle of her downward sloped shelf, I have the inclination that she physically can’t reach her asshole with those T-Rex arms combined with the added obstacle of her shelf shape that she would have to reach under to get to her asshole. If she’s 5’2” tall, her arm span would be equal to her height, right? Each arm (shoulder to fingertip) would be, statistically, equal to about 40%-45% of her total height. If you use the median of those percentages (I used 42.6%) of her total height (5’2”) you get 2.1958 feet long. But here’s where my brain is shitting out. I need to know what the slope of her shelf would add to the requirement of her arm length, specifically where her fingertips would reach. Autists assemble.
 

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BettyCrocker said:
I know there are plenty of autists here who can rain-man quantify an answer to my incredibly arbitrary and insane question (Nick’s Vertical Asshole and DSP’s Tax Lawyer, I’m looking at you). Hear me out.
Amber claims that she no longer needs aid in wiping her dingleberry laden asshole, and that she doesn’t need the washcloth-on-sink-corner mechanic anymore. I want to prove that wrong with physical, mathematical evidence.
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
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Leeeeedurully confirming there's no possible way to wipe her own shelf.
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All you have to do is look. She can't even reach her shelf, let alone her ass under it.
 
BettyCrocker said:
I know there are plenty of autists here who can rain-man quantify an answer to my incredibly arbitrary and insane question (Nick’s Vertical Asshole and DSP’s Tax Lawyer, I’m looking at you). Hear me out.
Amber claims that she no longer needs aid in wiping her dingleberry laden asshole, and that she doesn’t need the washcloth-on-sink-corner mechanic anymore. I want to prove that wrong with physical, mathematical evidence.
Take a look at the picture/SS as reference.
I’m trying to figure out how long Amber’s arms are, in respect to her height and how that relates to the length of her back and angle of her downward sloped shelf, I have the inclination that she physically can’t reach her asshole with those T-Rex arms combined with the added obstacle of her shelf shape that she would have to reach under to get to her asshole. If she’s 5’2” tall, her arm span would be equal to her height, right? Each arm (shoulder to fingertip) would be, statistically, equal to about 40%-45% of her total height. If you use the median of those percentages (I used 42.6%) of her total height (5’2”) you get 2.1958 feet long. But here’s where my brain is shitting out. I need to know what the slope of her shelf would add to the requirement of her arm length, specifically where her fingertips would reach. Autists assemble.
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There is no fucking way Amber's seen her own ass in years, much less properly cleaned it. She'd better hope to her god that she doesn't develop incontinence or the problems only going to get worse.
 
Something about a man screaming at a panel demanding to inspect neck fat folds just tickles me good in the funny bone

I had forgotten how funny this shit is :story:
 
BettyCrocker said:
I know there are plenty of autists here who can rain-man quantify an answer to my incredibly arbitrary and insane question (Nick’s Vertical Asshole and DSP’s Tax Lawyer, I’m looking at you). Hear me out.
Amber claims that she no longer needs aid in wiping her dingleberry laden asshole, and that she doesn’t need the washcloth-on-sink-corner mechanic anymore. I want to prove that wrong with physical, mathematical evidence.
Take a look at the picture/SS as reference.
I’m trying to figure out how long Amber’s arms are, in respect to her height and how that relates to the length of her back and angle of her downward sloped shelf, I have the inclination that she physically can’t reach her asshole with those T-Rex arms combined with the added obstacle of her shelf shape that she would have to reach under to get to her asshole. If she’s 5’2” tall, her arm span would be equal to her height, right? Each arm (shoulder to fingertip) would be, statistically, equal to about 40%-45% of her total height. If you use the median of those percentages (I used 42.6%) of her total height (5’2”) you get 2.1958 feet long. But here’s where my brain is shitting out. I need to know what the slope of her shelf would add to the requirement of her arm length, specifically where her fingertips would reach. Autists assemble.
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Reminder that mutants like Fat Albert almost NEVER have solid shits. It's baleful waterfalls of molten liquid shit. Her Torrid Uyghur yurts probably look like a demolition derby track on a rainy Sunday at the county fair.
 
God this fucking lolcow “show” is insufferably boring. I’ve been trying to listen in the background because I have no life obviously lmfao but I find myself muting and turning the volume down constantly… actually turned it off immediately yesterday as it started with the male host shirtless looking disgusting and blubbering and screaming about who knows what.

Also Amber is pathetic for humiliating herself for money since she can’t profit from her own youtube videos (or be assed to get a real job). If you have been watching/listening to all these streams, it is clear that they are delicately planning how to get the most milk out of this cow. Some streams, they are pushing her (the neck cheese molment), other streams (like this one tonight) they don’t push at all (cuz can’t piss her off so much that she leaves!). But all under the guise of being her buddies, standing up to the haters with her and gassing her up.

It’s so fucking obvious but her self esteem is so low (and I would imagine she’s also mentally numb due to the fact that if she were ever present and mindful she would not be able to cope with her fucked up physical reality), that she accepts these shallow interactions at their face value. Amber is an asshole but this show is just a bunch of other assholes trying to cash in on her freak show.
 
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Has Amber ever shared what she feeds Twonk and the cats? I wonder what kinda wet slop she chucks on a plate at a distance. Can you imagine the smell of wet food remnants mixed with pee pads, overfilled litter boxes, cheese folds, and swamp ass? gag
 
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