🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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A new community post on her youtube.

Don't worry about her blood pressure guys. :lol:

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anliteralidiot said:
Oh? Where did that come up, because I don't see it on any of the social medias?
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Found this on the latest live on the Pit channel.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Oh? Where did that come up, because I don't see it on any of the social medias?
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Keem said in the Lolcow Bus stream tonight that he's trying to set up a debate between FFG and YoMama tomorrow but the only time that FFG can stream is at 8pm, so since Amber won't stream earlier during the 2pm time slot he said Bus needs to skip their stream tomorrow, but Scooter and Amber were absolutely chimping out when he said that and being complete idiots acting like he was cancelling the show and that FFG was becoming a permanent host and they demanded that Lolcow Rewind get cancelled tomorrow instead so they can take their timeslot and not compete with the debate. The convo with Keem starts @ 28:33-30:45 and again the topic comes up where he clarifies what the stream is @33:43-37:02

From what Keem said tonight it sounds like he might be considering having FFG become a permanent host if she can't get her channel back but YoMama is freaking out because he's saying she's a stalker and did weird things to Chantal so he doesn't want to work with/be associated with her and that's what the debate is for so they can talk about things/work it out. Scooter is also fucking dumb as rocks and keeps referring to FFG as one of Amber's "biggest detractors" and he's acting like everything FFG has done to Chantal has actually been done to Amber so it looks really weird when he gets so upset about her going on the debate tomorrow because FFG truly only has a minimal presence in the Amber side of GorlWorld and I think Amber is just upset that Keem is helping a reaction channel, not specifically that it's FFG and what she's done to Chantal even though she's pretending she's upset for that reason because Amber was happy to make fun of Chantal multiple times herself.
 
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Clotso Coof said:
My babies! ❤️

The math on what she could've done with basic Vanguard funds over the most profitable days of her youtube career is nuts. Say 20% of her income after she first started earning full time income on youtube, 50% when she was absolutely killing it and had very little expenses relative to income...the remaining 50 percent still would've been splurge money.

We're talking someone who will never have car expenses of her own, won't live to 65+ anyway and will always live a small town white trash lifestyle other than food. Of course Amber would never have the mindset to FIRE, lowcows are exact opposite. But it's fun to play pretend. She wouldn't have needed to go to Jacob Fisker extremes to be retired in her lifestyle at this point.
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Ok so don't mind my autism but I decided to go back and see what Amber would be sitting on as far as investments and cash with certain investments.

So the assumptions I made were:

-She invested $200 equally into each of the following ETF's: QQQ, VOO, SPY, VTI, VYM, and QQQI (That would be $1,000 a month until January of 2024 when it because $1,200 a month)
-She would invest the $200 on the 1st of the month at the highest point the ETF share was on that day
-She would collect dividends and just have them sitting around doing nothing. No interest, no reinvestment


And the result of that?

Cash on Hand- $4,828.52
QQQ- 38.636486 shares valued at $24,195.71
VOO- 34.115594 shares valued at $21,766.77
SPY- 31.354397 shares valued at $21,752.74
VTI- 62.179112 shares valued at $21,286.40
VYM- 127.74418 shares valued at $18,853.76
QQQI- 83.80542 shares valued at $4,579.13
Total assets- $112,434.51
Return on investment- 87.92%


5 years of investing barely any of her income and she would be sitting on $117k without doing a fucking thing but buying into the market once a month. I hate this fat bitch so much
 
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Skinless Nugget said:
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Fat Fuck in the wild. JFC she's HUGE. Those layug rolls are concerning (the one by her fugly purse especially). WTF is going on with her left layug?
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So much to take in. She truly is a body horror.

- Mop pant legs.
- One foot bigger than the other. Those cankles are fucking huge and bigger than before. She isn't beating the diabeetus allegations. The lymphedema seems to be getting worse and the fluid retention is making her look more and more like an elephant.
- Did she grow another tit? On her thighs? lmao

Emily was onto something, about how she looks like a melted candle and melted ice cream. She doesn't need to lose weight though, to look like that. Her fat distribution seems to be doing it anyway.
 
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Fat Fuck in the wild. JFC she's HUGE. Those layug rolls are concerning (the one by her fugly purse especially). WTF is going on with her left layug?
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OH MAN, that left foot seems to have blown up, there’s no way she can even fit a “normal” shoe on that foot. She’s probably wearing one of those gigantic disabled people sneakers that you Velcro on because other shoes won’t even fit around the ankleballs and overhang.
 
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Fat Fuck in the wild. JFC she's HUGE. Those layug rolls are concerning (the one by her fugly purse especially). WTF is going on with her left layug?
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Every time I see photos like this of Amber, it justifies my opinion that she is just a walkeeen, talkeeen barely-sentient Chernobyl Elephant's Foot. Look at them laaagyz. What the actual fuck? Why would someone want to live like that is beyond my comprehension.
 
KittiestKitty said:
Every time I see photos like this of Amber, it justifies my opinion that she is just a walkeeen, talkeeen barely-sentient Chernobyl Elephant's Foot. Look at them laaagyz. What the actual fuck? Why would someone want to live like that is beyond my comprehension.
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Because someone told her years ago that she has a pretty face and her abusive feeder sexual deviant girlfriend lurves her laeyrgs so she's perfectly happy being a grotesque facsimile of the human form, health be damned.

EDIT: speelung
 
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BettyCrocker said:
OH MAN, that left foot seems to have blown up
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Wow, I missed that. There's a cliff above the base of her toes that looks like overrisen bread.

She's wearing those cheap ballet flats that barely cover the toes so the top of her feet can rise above it. The soles will wear out fast at her weight, even if she rarely goes outside, so she probably buys replacement shoes as often as she buys washcloths.

She looks miserable in that photo next to a normal woman. She also has almost nothing in her transparent purse, which is weird. I can't tell if the white thing is a small bottle or rolled up receipts?
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Total assets- $112,434.51
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As you said, that was with a blip in her paycheck. She probably spent that much on Walmart earrings.

At the standard (conservative) retirement withdrawal rate of 4%, she'd have 4500/yr every year for the rest of her life (probably won't be long anyway) and die with 6 figures in her bank acct.

Bump the withdrawal up to 6%, which I know a lot of boomers using, and she gets 6746/yr until she dies (with high 5 figures money left over, conservatively).

Lolcow finances are wild. Median home price in Oklahoma was 252k as of last May. That's the 50th percentile, so half the homes are cheaper than that. Think how easily she could have a paid off house with even a fraction of the money she blew.
 
Clotso Coof said:
She also has almost nothing in her transparent purse, which is weird. I can't tell if the white thing is a small bottle or rolled up receipts?
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It appears to me to be a white pill bottle without a label. There also seems to be either a tube of mascara or liquid eyeliner in there, as well as possibly a small wallet (very, very difficult to make out, mostly obscured by the purse clasp).
 
Major Pain said:
Porkahontas really doesn't grasp that she is so far beyond the kind of overweight that black would be slimming on, this almost makes it more grotesque.
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Maybe it's not really black. It's just her gravitational pull is so strong, no photons bounce off. Like a living black hole.
 
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