🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It's heavy.
Borrowed from abigailxxx. It's giving 600 elbeeez gorl. Guess we've seen a bit of what the "cameo" videos have been looking like. :cryblood:
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Clown Baby said:
The reason Amber chooses female partners when she is clearly also attracted to men is because it is much easier to get out of having sex with a woman than it is a man. I think she could go the rest of her life without having sex with anyone. All of her "I'm a sexual person rarrr" shit is for attention and shock value. Girl went through 2 whole relationships (Casey and Krystle) without having sex with either of them. Destiny was the only girl she confirmed had sex with. Then she got with Becky and they were abstinent for the last 4 years of their relationship.

If Amber was with a man and she didn't fuck him for 4 months he would dump her. Only lesbians will allow this kind of bed death.
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Women, who have vaginas themselves, are more likely to be accepting of unclean or odorous vaginas. Which Amber certainly has. A man is more likely to have the preconceived notion that a vagina should smell like nothing at all and taste like a warm cinnamon roll. Women know that’s not the case. Amber’s gaping hole probably smells foul enough that Oklahoma City PD are getting called over to sweep the apartment building for dead bodies on a weekly basis. Also fat women are ok with other fat women.
 
TheWholeEntireCake said:
A man is more likely to have the preconceived notion that a vagina should smell like nothing at all and taste like a warm cinnamon roll. Women know that’s not the case.
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They still expect other woman to be clean and not stink.
TheWholeEntireCake said:
Also fat women are ok with other fat women.
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Only when they are okay with their personality. Only a degenerate loser would be okay with Amber Lynn.
 
I'm a little surprised nobody had looked at social blade on Lolcow Bus yet. For all the time invested on & off camera, were these gains even worth it for Keem? Two hours with three hosts plus Keem himself having to intervene multiple times per stream...it doesn't look like it.

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mastergabe said:
I'm a little surprised nobody had looked at social blade on Lolcow Bus yet. For all the time invested on & off camera, were these gains even worth it for Keem? Two hours with three hosts plus Keem himself having to intervene multiple times per stream...it doesn't look like it.
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With over $3k in superchats for a 2 hour stream, you bet it was worth it.

Whether they can keep that up long term is questionable though.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
You guys are trying to decide whether this series is going to be good by the first 2 episodes. Not every sitcom comes out swinging like the Simpsons and Bob's burgers
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Camel Bro 94 said:
She's still streaming. Now she has it on mute so she can talk business with Keem.

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She's going on Lolcow Bus tomorrow with Amberlynn​
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asking her chat if she should go to fat camp​
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everyone in LCU discord was very nice to her​
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Salah has supposedly blocked her and not in her life anymore​
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ALR has said the LCU has truly never been fatter​
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some people in her chat are hoping she stays above the drama and takes the high road.​
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She finally logged off. She was streaming all day long and I listened to most of it while doing housework. Who in their right mind sits in her chat all day with her??!!
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I was neg rated for being right
 
Just wanted to cross post for a second from the boogie thread just so you guys and get a taste of the kind of people that big Al is working with now (and what the main show is like) I wonder what would happen if she really did have a seat on the main lolcow live lol
 

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This era is definitely more fun than most of the past year because Amber is finally interacting with other human beings but holy fuck does every other person on these pathetic sub-podcasts of LCL have the most grating voice. This Zay or Zey or whatever the fuck is so screechy I was watching Jordy go through yesterday's Rewind and my ear was literally ringing. Not to mention Sweet Tea adding fuck all of substance while also cutting out her mic every time she speaks because she's so fucking loud.
 
Seong Hwa said:
This Zay or Zey or whatever the fuck is so screechy I was watching Jordy go through yesterday's Rewind and my ear was literally ringing.
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Even Keem knows her voice is terrible, but she got her show because she's a "workhorse". Well, that's nice, but that doesn't make her voice any more tolerable. You'd think with all the money she makes from the LCU shows and her OnlyFans, she could afford to invest in a voice modulator or something to take the edge off her screech. I have no idea if she has anything of value to say because I smash the mute button the second I see her show up.

I am very interested to see Amber and Chantal on a show together. It would be so much better than just randos from Keem's discord.
 
idk amberlynn is just a dead cow to me at this point. i tried to watch a fraction of the first LCU thing and was just emblazoned with irritation. insufferable and unwatchable slop. it's okay friends there are greener pastures.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
More entertaining than the cameo's Amber claims to be doing
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Most of the adults here probably don't find wrestling entertaining. I stopped watching it at 12 when I realized its no more entertaining than a soap opera. If I wanted to watch faggots in makeup prance around with fake drama I'd go watch the nutcracker. It's cool if you're a fan of the LCU, but I wouldn't expect to change anyones mind after what has been shown already.

I will have to be force fed this LCU shit because its so cringe and fake and gay. I can't wait for fat Amber to get back to her own thing, she's far less funny and messy faking everything.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Most of the adults here probably don't find wrestling entertaining. I stopped watching it at 12 when I realized its no more entertaining than a soap opera. If I wanted to watch faggots in makeup prance around with fake drama I'd go watch the nutcracker. It's cool if you're a fan of the LCU, but I wouldn't expect to change anyones mind after what has been shown already.

I will have to be force fed this LCU shit because its so cringe and fake and gay. I can't wait for fat Amber to get back to her own thing, she's far less funny and messy faking everything.
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Wait you are watching the LCU stuff live or on replay? Bro just wait for the clips to come out later
 
caffeinated_pirate said:
All these lolcow bus people look like methheads and SweetTea doesn’t have any teeth whatsoever. They’re making Amber look like a well adjusted adult and it’s jarring.
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Reminds me of ambers soups. Just a bunch of chunks of things that used to be bigger things but inevitably broke down and were thrown in the same pot.
 
mastergabe said:
I'm a little surprised nobody had looked at social blade on Lolcow Bus yet. For all the time invested on & off camera, were these gains even worth it for Keem? Two hours with three hosts plus Keem himself having to intervene multiple times per stream...it doesn't look like it.

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The drop off is going to dramatic


Another Jake Paul v Anthony Joshua

Fake as fuck - wonder who has been paid to take the fall
 
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