🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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These people think that Amber is going to bring in money and for a couple of days she might until it starts to click that she doesn't really have fans. All she ever did was police her comments and chats to try and not be exposed to people who can't stand her or call her out for accountability.

The majority of the people that are even gracing this new chat are people who can't stand her. And the people that can't stand her are not going to hang around while people continue to let her avoid accountability use excuses like oh it was my age It doesn't matter what your age was they want you to be accountable for what you've done and to not come up with bullshit ass excuses that nobody with three brain cells believes. I just said that so everyone would like me guise.
I was lying then about not lying but really I'm not lying now guise!

What about how she treated destiny's mom it's not just animals it's the way she's been to everybody everybody every single person that has ever been in her life. She has in some way shape or form used or abused everyone. She always talks about everybody uses her, but her whole life until she started making money on YouTube was avoiding taking any sort of adult accountability in using as many strangers as she could con into to taking her on.

If she can't take accountability without also including an addition of something like my BPD oh I was just this old or this was a long time ago all of those things are the excuses the crutches the things that she uses to avoid taking responsibility or she just flat out lies every single thing that this big fucking fat bitch says is nothing but a fucking lie.

The more aggressive and nasty she says it only makes her seem like a giant fat cow bitch bully You know the big fucking bully on the playground that's beating everybody's ass and stealing their lunches and lunch money because she's such a fucking cow but then she goes home and acts like I'm so abused. Nobody likes me I have no friends.

She actually showed everybody her big fat bully attitude when she looked up that that guy and said shut the fuck up. She was showing you her real genuine self That's probably how she is with her girlfriends That's probably how she is to her mother Her grandma her aunt anybody that's ever talked to her even her "friend" That's probably how she was with Jade Francis and Jade Francis is probably the one that was blowing up her phone telling her to stop putting her name in her mouth but I think it would be funny if we continuously constantly put Jade Francis out there and put Amber on the chopping block a little bit more for Jade Francis to sue her.

Also I barely got through the first hour yesterday wasn't even interested today tried to read the comments a little bit. She's so boring and the only way she's not going to be boring, is when she gets what she deserves in life. Anything less than that is just a large fat terrible human being doing everything she can to avoid working a real job while simultaneously acting like she's a gift to everybody. I think she should wear the dollar store crown all the time.
 
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I turned it on, saw Fat Amber fake crying, and turned it off.

Life's too short to waste it watching that.
They're confronting her live with her texts to Emily, her own videos, and more to get her commentary. No real shenanigans yet. So far very preferable to Lolcow Bus. They are going into the Libby thing with the adult man, talking about lesbian sex in front of Libby, Becky's mom, leaving Twinkie for Chilli's, everything. This is what I ACTUALLY wanted

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edit 2: this is what Amber should stick with. Bus is a flop. This 'Rewind' stream is the content gorlworld has always wanted. Direct confrontation with receipts and no escape for Amber
 
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this is what Amber should stick with. Bus is a flop. This 'Rewind' stream is the content gorlworld has always wanted. Direct confrontation with receipts and no escape for Amber
I just finished it and there is WAY more synergy between billy, amber, and zey than there ever was with the two tards in bus.

There isn't a whole lot of gay acting and there's a somewhat productive conversation being had. No autistic screaming, no terrible keem writing. Its watchable. I wish zey was better equipped for the convo though. Amber got so many easy outs due to lack of knowledge on the subjects.

Edit: Also look at this. Amber at 528 vs now. I used arm length and shoulder position for closest approximations on size. That side tiddy is bigger than her actual flapjacks.

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"Pedolynn" is by far the most tired accusation imo. She was irresponsible with Libby by putting her in a swimsuit on the internet and the whole Nick thing but she's never been predatory by any stretch, only retarded and mentally 16.
 
Until AI can filter all the mongoloids in this lolcow network into something halfway decent to listen to I'll be totally unable to follow this chapter of the Amberverse outside this thread.

I remember Josh once made the point that no smart person compares anything to pro wrestling after age 12, and after hearing most of the people in these shows with Amber use dumbass phrasing from WWF and shit to describe their own boringly scripted shows I really gotta agree with him.
 
After watching some of that I fully understand everything that has been mentioned in this thread about the LCU. I thought the first episode was just annoying because it was the first and people are going to spam etc. I think it can get worse if they involve that retard yomama though.

Pro tip for Amber, next time someone brings up Libby, she should bring up Keem and Boogies child brides. Or how wings pushed his wife when they whine about Emily. She really fits in well for being 600 pounds.
 
Finally catching up on last night's nonsense and I'm still kinda on the fence over whether her reactions are manufactured or not... I absolutely believe the drama is scripted and that UnbotheredBadBitchLynn is an act but I also believe her ego and beepeedee mentuhls really make her think that she IS the star attraction and that Keemstar is infatuated with her fat shelf and not the payday she'll bring to him, this combined with her in-famously thin skin means a crash out is all but inevitable once she realises they're really not going to ban anybody whenever she snaps her stubby sausage fingers or stop chat from posting cat emojis all fucking stream long.
 
i cant find that exact chair. im deathly curious to know if it has two sets of caster wheels on it
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Its actually not a bariatric chair, but a criss cross chair that was trendy on tik tok. They are made to be armless so you can sit on it criss cross apple sauce.
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Her's is a cheap one from amazon they look pretty temu'ish with a bunch of different "brands". hers is one of the ones with wheels. I just went with this one a it showed how you sit in them.

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Steal the look: https://www.amazon.com/DUMOS-Wheels-Armless-Adjustable-Computer/dp/B0FLPWN76X or wheeled: https://www.amazon.com/OLIXIS-Wheels-Armless-Adjustable-Computer/dp/B0G4ZXTQ8D/

wait wait wait.. Enhance that ad...
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oh dear.
 
Amber has always been sort of like Chantal both believing there day of reckoning won't come. Even though this Lolcow Bus era is scripted I believe that Amber will finally taste the heat. It may not be in a day it may not be in a month but sooner or later all recipts will come out and its nothing Amber will be able to do. Losing a channel is one thing but facing your mirror is another.
 
Unfortunately I don't think LCL will bother to get anyone qualified enough in Amberology to go on there and confront her properly. Any day of reckoning for the likes of Big AL and Chantal will take place at the hospital when their bodies eventually give up.
 
300 dainty elbee weight limit huh? I guess Hambie will be experiencing this in her near future then

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You guys are trying to decide whether this series is going to be good by the first 2 episodes. Not every sitcom comes out swinging like the Simpsons and Bob's burgers
From the Chantal thread

AMBERLYNN IS IN CHAT

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All your neg ratings have fueled me
 
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