🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I don't really pay much attention to Hamber outside of MATI but as someone who watched lolcow live for a long time, I recommend you never get your hopes up and prepare for some of the fakest, gayest shit you've ever seen. Also, 95% of what's to come is just going to be discord drama and gayfabe with other shows.
 
She's so trainwreck. Demanding that haters get banned, on a lolcow segment. Babes, you're the new Boogie2988.

And getting THAT upset, 6 minutes into the segment, because people are calling her "cat killer" proves she absolutely killed those cats, not speculation. Words don't affect innocent people that badly.
 
hamber's shelfbutt said:
She's so trainwreck. Demanding that haters get banned, on a lolcow segment. Babes, you're the new Boogie2988.

And getting THAT upset, 6 minutes into the segment, because people are calling her "cat killer" proves she absolutely killed those cats, not speculation. Words don't affect innocent people that badly.
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I think everyone roasting Amber for her behavior are forgetting it was orchestrated. Calling for bans was a part of the plan, and she didn't even fucking act the part WELL. How convenient that Amber's call for bans is sated by Scooter suggesting they switch to member's only mode, therefore prompting retarded haydurs with too much cash to become a member? How convenient that Amber set member goals TWICE in a two hour stream and they hit it both times? How convenient that Amber, who never legitimately cared about fat jokes (she has heard them for ~15 years) is suddenly telling chat that she will not accept any fat jokes and only she can make them, conveniently baiting for more super chats calling her fat. Her facade allowed them to set the TTS threshold to fucking $50! C'mon.

edit: $50 dollars -> $50 & 10+ years -> ~15 years
 
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Most interesting part to me was when someone started to spamcall her. She got visible uncomfortable and turned bright red. Almost more than that inflamed male coworker. She couldn't ignore it and told us she didn't recognise the number.

She left the live to handle it ( I think she simply blocked the number) and after that got messages threatening her to stop talking about them. Claiming she doesn't know who it was, although that part felt like a lie. Because how else should Amber know who to stop talking about lol.

I believe that whole bit was not part of the script and could become something interesting.

Most likely is Emily, and if so, we'll hear soon enough through some reaction channel.

Other possibilities are Becky (but she'd probably would have made a grift post about it by now). Same goes for Tammie.

Personally I'm really hoping for Jade. Amber's reaction earlier in the live to the comment that Jade would sue her made me raise my eyebrow a bit. (First time I heard that rumour, if someone knows more do tell) Please let Jade come back and do a tell all or just haul Amber's ass to court. Plssss I promise I'll be on my best behaviour the rest of the year.
 

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It's All So Tiresome said:
Is the only LCU storyline everyone quits?
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I think this is part of the mega gay act. I think they are leaning on "OMG AMBER WANTS TO QUIT" to drive engagement. Most of how she said she wanted to quit yesterday felt reallllllly fake and gay. She's a really terrible actor, moreso than the stuttering loud faggot and denture gorl. Why was the toothpick meth-head interrupter the most genuine of the bunch? She was calling Fat Amber what she was, a cat killer.
 
Ambie would have been way better on the main show with Boogie because they both cant stand not being the center of attention instead of on literally who show #10
 
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Personally I'm really hoping for Jade. Amber's reaction earlier in the live to the comment that Jade would sue her made me raise my eyebrow a bit. (First time I heard that rumour, if someone knows more do tell)
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Jade is Sue happy. She had a work discrimination case about her apparently having epilepsy [even though there's evidence that she may not have it] and her work not accounting for her disability active(?) in New York while she was living with Amber.

Truthfully, I wasn't on here just yet and I didn't really care about the Jade era. But it was documented here, im just not sure where else to point you.
 
They opened up with some cringe AI song about the lolcowbus and "OMG AMBER ISN'T HERE" The shitty acting has already started.

Amber is pretending to not want to do the show. Didn't want to cam up cause she wasn't "Feeling well", and then she cams up and she's all dolled up. Immediately into doing it. Fuck she sucks at acting.

Already so fucking fake and gay and dumb as fuck. I'm dipping out, this shit is dumb.

Keemstar, you're a massive faggot with the creative writing skills of a mentally handicapped monkey. I'll give a reaction channel the view whenever they do a recap.
 
She's live on Lolcow Bus again. Title is (currently) "Amberlynn Reid Quits?!" so I'm guessing she put her channel on ice for drama:
 
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