🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Keem if you want something that's actually watchable then bring Density onto the show as a fourth host. That bitch would do anything for money and Hamber would still show up once she's getting paid.
 
This is becoming unwatchable, this fake bothered persona she’s doing but showing up the next day is lame. They should use the super chats for some acting classes, and some dentures for Miss MethHead
 
idk if it's the real jordy, but i giggled 1767403738676.png
 
KiwiKunt!! said:
Has her channel been cancelled - there are no tabs
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Could this be her actually deleting all of her content? One month to the day until she reapplies for monetization. Maybe she wanted a complete wipe a month in advance.

Edit: Not the real jordy @anliteralidiot I believe he brought it up at the beginning of his stream yesterday. He doesn't have a 69 in his name. You can click them and it should take you to their profile.
 
I tried to watch the ApatheticFaxx video covering Amber's first night on LolcowBus, and before I knew it it was the next morning and I woke up with my laptop on me, screen open.

I fell dead asleep within minutes of trying to watch. If anything is more boring than Amber's general fat existence, it's her becoming Actorlynn.

Looks like Chantal has upstaged Amber on yet another thing. Chantal's appearance on lolcow live was hilarious because she kept self-owning herself without realizing it.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Not the real jordy @anliteralidiot I believe he brought it up at the beginning of his stream yesterday. He doesn't have a 69 in his name. You can click them and it should take you to their profile.
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Yeah, Keem confirmed...but he said he did want to try and get Jordy, because it would've been a fun debate.
And the fake account was making Hamber mad, too lol
 
Currently listening to Pulpy’s day two stream. Keem really needs to give Amber some new talking points, because all yesterday and today it’s been the same broken record: “I’M NOT AN ANIMUL ABUSERRRRR!!! BAN THESE PEOPLE IN CHAT OR ELSE!!!1! I’M QUITTING!!! ARE YOU DUMBBBBBBBB????????" sprinkled with fake crying and then saying she's horny for cock (as I'm writing this Amber is saying Yomama has the original Crumbl Cookie video).

You know what would really make her crash out? If a channel like Apathetic Faxx compiled every single piece of footage she’s denied since deleting her channel; Casey’s response to the allegations, her letting Gracie out then immediately changing the subject to their new couch, the voice notes she left Norma, the TikToks she filmed while Becky’s family picked out her headstone, Becky talking about the inheritance, Destiny bringing up the Code Red incident; all of it. Sit her down, make her confront that footage, and watch her try to gaslight her way out of it. Too logical for this circus though.

It’s painful hearing her fake-cry about quitting, and Keem clearly thinks she'll be the most profitable cow on his channel. He’s also 100% trying to stage another “medical emergency” moment like he’s done with Boogie; for those who are unaware the most recent time this happened Boogie "passed out" and spilled water all over himself and became "unresponsive". Same script. That’s why Amber keeps glancing at her dead Fitbit and saying she’s about to have a heart attack kek

Also, Keem seems to think Amber is actually going to go to Fat Camp. That’s not happening; doesn’t matter where it's being held, she’s not leaving her bed long enough for that.

If the content doesn’t change soon; her “telling her truth” by yelling everyone into submission, those views are gonna nosedive fast.
 
Sarah Connor said:
those views are gonna nosedive fast.
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I just checked in on the 'show'. It's still really fucking dumb and they're at 4300 viewers.

6000 yesterday. A 30% drop over the course of one 'show' should be alarming to anyone with two brain cells to rub together (so that rules out keem).

Fat Ambers fake 'quitting' has escalated to dropping off of her cam intermittently. Great writing keem.

And they're all pretending to not want member gifts so people gift members. Jesus the gay fake acting is so unbelievably badddd. I'm out again.
 
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This is the most brain dead, scripted reality TV bullshit I think I have ever, EVER experienced in my entire fucking life. I hate Amber more than I have ever hated her fat stankin' ass for doing this. The best analogy I can come up with is when your favorite artist sells out to make uninspired slop designed to profit off of your stupidity. My favorite cow stopped giving milk and walked right into a fucking heaping, steaming pile of shit and died. If this continues beyond a month, this will be her worst, most boring era. picrel is me right now
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They made 3k last stream, the second highest in superchats in all of Youtube
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Amber showed off her gunt and bariatric chair for money



She is claiming to be 527 right now. Here is a picture at a verified 528 from 2023 for reference

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I have only ever walked out of one movie in theaters because it was so fucking bad. This writing is Will Ferrells "Holmes and Watson" level bad. It makes me a lil MATI to see them rake in the second highest superchats while fat amber wasn't held accountable for any of the serious DV and animal abuse claims being levied at her. Those exact claims these fuckers know are true yet still want to joke about to profit from it. At the end of the day though I wouldn't want to trade places with any of the creatures in this very shallow gene pool, and that makes me feel better.
 
pick me gorl said:
This is the most brain dead, scripted reality TV bullshit I think I have ever, EVER experienced in my entire fucking life. I hate Amber more than I have ever hated her fat stankin' ass for doing this. The best analogy I can come up with is when your favorite artist sells out to make uninspired slop designed to profit off of your stupidity. My favorite cow stopped giving milk and walked right into a fucking heaping, steaming pile of shit and died. If this continues beyond a month, this will be her worst, most boring era. picrel is me right now
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They made 3k last stream, the second highest in superchats in all of Youtube
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Amber showed off her gunt and bariatric chair for money
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not tonight though and their viewers dropped like flies towards the end
 
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Not bad numbers by any means, but that's still a huge drop. I will be surprised if this iteration of Bus lasts more than a month. Amber can only ride hate donos for so long before people will get bored of throwing money at her while sitting through poorly scripted bullshit.
 
I turned it on, saw Fat Amber fake crying, and turned it off.

Life's too short to waste it watching that.
 
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