🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This is Idiocracy 2.0
McBoogerBall said:
I can tell ALR is trying to do the whole “bitch” outgoing manic personality thing, which is why she’s wearing that stupid tiara with it, and overreacting to superchats.
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She came on ready to play the kayfabe villain role, spitting out a few prewritten sassy lines. She told a story about how she became a big youtube star. Fucked up a few of the lines and had to keep going back to it, but you can tell she prepared her self introduction beforehand. It's probably the most work she's done in years.

But she got that crack in her voice fast. As a superchatter said, "She ain't gonna make it."
McBoogerBall said:
these two pushovers
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I'd say it's funnier that they're telling her they're on her side, don't worry about the haters, "we all have your back"...but it's obviously they're enjoying the pig roast.

Scooter is trying to keep her from quitting, the woman is trying not to laugh. Scooter looks like he's sitting in a jail cell. The woman has an anime goon cave on the wall behind her. She should hit on Peetz.
 
I’m so ready for ALR day 1 crashout - I’m betting it happens close to the end so she can rage quit and threaten to never return
 
So she's trying to manipulate this group into filtering the chat so she can feel like everybody loves her instead of the truth that the majority of the people that watch her do not like her and want to hold their accountable.

She also decided to announce that I admit to things that are a lie that way when people come with receipts she can say Oh I was just lying to make friends. She believes if she says it that everybody believes it. She's just going to make it harder for herself because next she'll just have to prove it which won't be possible since it's all lies.

I sure hope they have a binding binding agreement and that when she does quit because she's going to that these people go after her and hold her accountable so that she can scream to everybody else look at them abusing me I never did any of that that signature is just a lie. I just signed it to make friends.

"I'm just here for the money" - Amberlynn Reid
 
Pange said:
So she's trying to manipulate this group into filtering the chat so she can feel like everybody loves her instead of the truth that the majority of the people that watch her do not like her and want to hold their accountable.
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If they filter that chat or start banning people like Amber wants, they will lose viewers and money. No one's watching the lolcow shows for that shit.
 
I wonder how much damage this is going to do to her viewership on her own channel now. Why would anyone go there if you can go here and watch her get shaded and a-logged by bums and hicks in novel ways.
 
Chantal went live on twitch 10 minutes ago with very little notice. She's claiming to have some sort of medical problem relating to falling, baiting the chat to beg her to go to the ER. Someone must have noticed Amber is getting a lot of attention right now.
FatalTater said:
No one's watching the lolcow shows for that shit.
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Oh come on, aren't we all watching because Scooter is so charming and quick witted?
 
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"I'm leaveeen"

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The purple guy is now chimping out about child support or something??? He's screaming at someone in the background, nice distraction technique
 
It's All So Tiresome said:
Her bringing all of this up again is wild. The reaction channels are going to be able to replay the past 10 years for the 10th time and rake in the cash just as much as this show is right now.
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I was just thinking that the reactors are going to be making a killing over this, especially since BraintrustLynn deleted her whole channel.
 
FatalTater said:
I was just thinking that the reactors are going to be making a killing over this, especially since BraintrustLynn deleted her whole channel.
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Yeah but just remember she lied whenever there's receipts she was just lying to make friends. Or at least that's how it works in her head.
 
Sorry for all the messages. This is the most interesting Amber has been in so very long.
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Show opens with the most down bad guy on the planet.
The rest of the bums are revealed.
The stream is showered in 2-20 dollar cat killer donations. they made a killing.
Amber is visibly uncomfortable at the start.
She wants them to ban every single person that says anything about cats or girlfriends. They won't because it's Keem's rules now.
Even Keemstar spams cat sounds and tells her to calm down.
Amber spends a very long time rewriting history in ways that will not work out in her favor but the reactors will feast.
She doubles down on everything that people hate.
- She 100% had super cancer and Becky refused to help her.
- Emily 100% let Rarity out
- There's a moment where she says she still talks to most recent ex every day.
- She 100% got assaulted by Casey and someone when she was younger.
- Libby was only there because of Destiny and she was like family anyways.
There is dumb pro-wrestling the entire time with some other show. It's very obvious and put on.
At the very end Keem makes it sound like there are big changes and they gotta talk as per usual with every single show they do.
And yet, it ends on time and leads right into the show they were doing pro-wresting with.
Pretty entertaining honestly.
Two clips for fun. Here Amber wishes the hate upon her, one of my favorite lolcow traits.

And my personal favorite. For some reason I found this very funny. I have a feeling this lady has experience.

edit: One more clip. This is a great summary of the entire show in less than 30 seconds.
 
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