🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I will be honestly surprised if she makes it to the first stream, and by a slim chance she powers through it she will never do another one. Too many people in Gorlworld who want to super chat her calling her out on her retarded behavior or bring up the crazy list of lies, contradictions, etc. it’ll be a nice crossover though.
She just did one today and she was literally screaming and crying already. I hope she doesn't quit 😂 I'm not familiar with the whole lolcow live thing but the actual series hasn't even started yet I think.
 
Uh is that photo shooped or some kind of AI?
I mean where TF did Hamburgular get her paws on a live kangaroo❓

Edit: I must admit it's kind of cute tbh with you. Hope it's not on the menu next or something knowing ALR...
She's continuing on the white trash tradition of having an exotic pet that they definitely shouldn't own.

It's just Keemstars endless caravan of humiliation rituals. She will only last 2 months before jumping ship.
You're being extremely generous. She's not even going to make it to March. It's too much for her, she's not the center of attention and she can't control what people say about her. She's going to have a meltdown sooner than later.
 
Lolcow Rebel Recap

-Complains about being an animal abuser, claims she's about to cry. She had an agreement with Keem to not talk about animal abuse until Lolcow bus. Fat bitch on the top right claims Fat Amber is going to do amazing and she thinks Amber is a sweet sweet lady, and she knows amber is bringing in 'foot traffic'. Laughs when asked if she is allowed to give a preview of her animal abuse bit.

-Mad at (Zay?) for googling her and trusting what they read. Amber claims she deleted pretty much everything on Youtube. When asked if she's a good guy or a bad guy, she claims she's a good guy but wonders if she should "Play the villain they picture me as"(Paraphrase)

-Zay has come onto the panel, and is claiming she didn't do what amber claimed about looking her up. Amber and Zay interacted on discord and apparently it was a good conversation. Amber "You're proving the point that that alls it takes is one little google search and everyone believes the rumors. Like you're proving that point." Voice is weak Zay points out thats the case for everyone. Amber is crying already.

-They ask her how old she is to break the tension. Its Fat Ambers birthday. The Fatty up top sings her happy birthday. I think they are buying Fat Amber time to collect herself.

-Zey said Amber put words in her mouth. "Ive never spoke to you personally. You might be a way nicer person than whatever fucking people portray online. But you gotta realize most people when they hear the name Amberlynn Reid what they're going to see is online first and its up to you to change their opinion from here on out and the LCU is the place to do that."

-Panel thinks that's the most philosophical shit they've ever heard. Fat bitch says LCU is the best place to fix PR/Youtube problems. Amber: "I don't mind being a villain, just take the animal abuser off my name."

-Apparently Jan 1st is when Fat Amber is going to discuss animal abuse issues. Amber says she really doesn't like Zay after Zay departs. Fat bitch cant stop licking Ambers ass. Obviously to keep her on. Racist drunk (aka fat bitch) "Are you ready for this?" Amber: "I don't think I'm ever ready for anything."

-The midget man in the corner calls Copper Cab "Cooper Cab". Are they all drunk? Amber is going to GLOW DJ Bingo with Meth-lynn for her birthday. Drunk racist is freaking out over bingo. Says she's old enough to enjoy it now. "I have a checkered past" - Midget wearing glasses. Someone check his computer.

-Hamberlynn claims she saw so many videos of wings and said she didn't like him until she saw him on lolcow live and then she loved him. Drunk racist asks if Amber is excited for the 1 year anniversary of something. Amber says she's going to be wearing it everyday. Context is missing.

-Amber claims she'd donate to Roxy on "Melkers"?? But now she's confused aktchuallly because Roxy is on the "animal abusers train" so she doesn't know what to make of it. Roxy is apparently a christian woman (according to the drunk racist) and was waiting to come on panel but had something to do. She apparently has questions for our cat killer.

-She claims she separates her actual fans from Gorl World. Claims we are just doxxeeen and bullyeeeen. Drunk racist asks if Hamber was the creation of Gorl World. Amber says yes, back in 2019. Claims she'd be the center of it. Claims Gorl World has ruined her REAL life not to be confused with her online life?

-Roxy comes on panel. Sounds like she smokes a couple packs a day. Roxy claims amber is a total piece of shit and belongs on the LCU. Claims she will make so much hate money. Roxy says she's been watching Hamber since crystal. Basically asks if Hamber is actually capable of being in the LCU.

-Amber is unsure. Lists her credentials as : Being called retarded and fat online and she handled it okay as well as being told to kill herself. "I'm here and I'm trying. Keem has begged me"

-Roxy asks Amber how she's going to handle the all of the drama she has including her abusing her ex's. Fat Amber did not like that. "Can you please explain yourself?" Roxy brings up putting beck on a timer. Brings up general agressiveness towards exs.

-Pookie makes the claim that she's never pushed an ex or set a timer on beggy. Claims she's never admitted to that and says Roxy is just throwing lies out. (Fat amber thinks since she deleted her content we cant remember anything.) Hamber calls roxy out as being a known liar.

-Roxy claims she plays the part of the liar in the LCU. (These people are really comparing this shit to like wrestling. Its fucking hilarious). "Ive never set an alarm and I've never set a timer". Roxy is calling her a liar now. Roxy says she's going to find it and show it to her.

-Amber claims Roxy is obsessed. Amber is upset that she donated money to Roxy on Melkers and wondered where this Energy was then. They are having an argument on whether Roxy loved Hamber. Roxy says, "I would never love you cause I know how much of a piece of shit you are."

-Amber wants to work with Scooter and Sweet Tea because they lick her ass apparently. She thinks she's gonna get to pick who she "works" with. Roxy asks again if amber ever set a timer. Amber claims she never physically said that.

-Drunk racist is saying this is such a good promo for Bus. Roxy says Hamber belongs there because she's a lolcow. Claims Hamber will leave if she gets remonetized. Points out Amber never finishes anything and she quits everything. Fat Amber big mad. "I HAVE DONE ALL OF MY VLOGMAS' EXCEPT TWO DUE TO HAVING THE FLU SO IM FUCKING SORRY.. ROXYS FAKE AND IS A LIAR AND JUST WANTED MY MONEY"

-Roxy promising to pull up all the clips and prove hamber a liar. "How do any of my prior relationships have anything to do with the LCU?" Roxy responds with "Why are you using undiagnosed BPD to excuse every nasty thing you've done to humans and animals."

-Hamber claims she was Diagnosed with BPD in 2023 and everyone knows it. Amber and Roxy arguing over the semantics of it all and Roxy said she's "fuckin done fer". Amberlynn claims any of her content out there is "looking through someone elses eyes" and she deleted all of her content. I think she's trying to implicate any content out there is being skewed against her (despite most of it being her uncut words).

-Roxy: "Your Archive is out there and I will fuckin find it. I will find it. You know Kiwi Farms exists right? Kiwi Farms never goes away" Amber: "Yeah Kiwi Farms is a place that has doxxed me hasruined my life and if you support that? Go for it." Roxy: "You've ruined so many girls lives. Youve ruined so many peoples lives including animals. Porkahauntus: "I HAVE NEVER RUINED AN ANIMALS LIFE WE CAN GET INTO THAT IF YOU WANT TO!"

-Roxy: "I'll save it for Bus. Scooter if you ever want me on Bus.." Hamber: "BITCH ILL SEE YOU THERE DAY ONE." Roxy: "To prove my point I'll bring every fucking reciept that she's lying about right now. You belong here Amber! You belong here. But dont be fucking fake. Be you. Be the piece of shit you are.... You are a total piece of shit make money off of it." Hamber: "You dont even know meeeee! ITS VERY FUCKING OBVIOUS YOURE WATCHING REACTION CHANNELS LIKE DUH"

-Roxy: "I watch YOU amber, YOU put your life online. I don't watch reaction channels!" Hamber: "Then why do you sound like a reaction channel?! You spew everything they say!" Roxy: "What they spew comes out of your mouth!" Hamber: "I'm sorry ur dumb. I liduraleee cant with you." Roxy: "You're gonna with me, I promise you that." Amber: "I hope so! I hope its day 1!" Roxy: "I'm gonna let you sweat a lil bit."

-Amber claims Roxy wasn't physically there so how could she know? Roxy for what I feel is like the 10th time is telling amber its online coming out of her own mouth. Hamber: "BRO EVERYONE HAS A PAST I USED TO BE UNHINGED AS SHIT ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"

-Roxy: "Welcome to the LCU, you're a messy bitch and you're going to make money if you do it the right way, thats all I'm saying." Amber: "If you were to have met me 10 years ago!... Yeah you would have been like 'yeah this bitch is crazy' but look at where I've come from. I'm 35 years old and I'm improving every fucking day."

-Roxy (becoming my favorite): "No you've become messier actually." Amber: "Okay roxy, go sit on it and spin" Fat Amber: "I own everything I have done wrong." Drunk racist shaking her head and said "no she doesn't lol". Amber: "I'm not going to own rumors and lies!" Roxy again asks hamber if she is sure she never set a timer for necky. Hamber: "YES IM SURE why are we even talking about a relationship I had 10 years ago???" Asks again at the top of her poor lungs.

-Amber claims it doesn't factor into anything now when pressed by Roxy. "You never complete nothing. You cant work 30 days!". Amber kind of agrees she never follows through with her goals and challenges. Amber claims this is a really cool challenge to try (being in the LCU) And if it works out great. (this tells me she already wants to quit lmfao).

-Roxy: "I just want you to admit your fucking wrongs. I want you to admit you're a piece of shit and you abuse animals, and you abused your fucking exes and thats it" Amber: "I DO NOT ABUSE ANIMALS. That I will stand on forever!" Drunk racist claims she's most excited about the abused animals, not so much the exes. Roxy claims Ambers exes have PTSD and they're fucked up. -Hamber: "OH MY GAWWWWD". Roxy is briging up all of the times hamber has blamed her BPD for abusing them.

-Drunk racist can't believe they've got two other individuals in the LCU have BPD. Roxy expresses at least they've been diagnosed. Roxy: "Wheres Rarity? Did you purposefully let her out so you didn't have to leave?" Amber: "SEE THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT THATS REACTION CHANNEL FUCKING POISON."

-Roxy asks again if she let rarity out so she had a reason to stay. Amber responds with she had rarity for 10 fucking years. Says thats not what happened at all. Roxy: "It is what happened, it is! And we all know it." Amber asks if she was there and Roxy replies with she's heard it all through tommy. Roxy: "Just dont abuse animals and youll be good"

-Roxy brings up Amber sitting on her ass while Tommy was looking for her. Amber claims thats not what fucking happened. Roxy asks if it was her BPD? Hamboar doesn't respond. Roxy is leaving. Drunk racist asks roxy to wish Amber a happy Birthday. Roxy responds wishing amber "many many... more" and Fat Amber says as she's leaving panel "I wish you'd fuck off".

-Fatty is crying again. Upset over being questioned about rarity. "This whole rarity thing aint it.." Drunk Racist apoligizes for Raritys death. Calls Hamber a sweetheart. Says she's a rare gem in the world that has decided fuck you she's going to live every second of her life online. Claims life isn't pretty or perfect and neither is hamber. Amber: "I want to make something clear. I'm not crying because of the things Roxy said. I'm crying because of Rarity. I'm so fucking tired of this narrative that has spun about her! It has been torturous and ever since it happened I've cried for her every single fucking day and I'm over it."

-The dumb drunk racist: "When its an animal that doesn't have a voice and people wanna give this animal a voice... and make it something its.. no thats going too far. " Claims Amber is actually crying and is actually upset and not fake crying at all. "You can hear it people, that is somebody who's lost a pet."

-Fatty admits she took her pets from one state to another for a short stay because they are her constants. Says everything was fine for the first two months and Rarity kept wanting to go outside and rub herself on concrete. Still 'crying'. She's presenting the "My girlfriend left the door open the night before!" as the official story. Cold breeze etc. Drunk racist looking very concerned and sentimental. Hamber claims the event was traumatic.

-The fat drunk racist is claiming nobody should ever talk shit about an animal and that its sacred. Hamber claims Tommy is still running the security cameras in hopes of catching sight of her. Amber is no longer crying. She turns it on very quickly. She just gave a laugh. The drunk racist is still licking ambers massive ass to keep her from dropping out. Claims she is hambers biggest cheerleader, but Roxy is one of her closest friends. Really getting the mountain of fat hyped for glow in the dark bingo.

-Hamber leaves.

TLDR Hamber cries and gets offended. These LCU losers desperately try to keep her on and encouraged for the $$$. She was on for 44 minutes out of the 2 hour long stream.

Edit: To be clear about the fat lady and drunk racist part. I don't think its in the apethetic faxx video, I had only skimmed it though. The fat lady up top eventually stated she's known as the drunk racist and that bothers her. It was around when I switched it up in the recap.
 
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Are they all drunk?
No, some are on drugs instead.
Amber: "I don't think I'm ever ready for anything."
Someone got Amber to tell the truth.
You know Kiwi Farms exists right? Kiwi Farms never goes away
Damn straight, Roxy.
You are a total piece of shit make money off of it
This is good advice. Amber is going to have a short life and will never live down her reputation. May as well go full self-aware lolcow.
 
This is great, roll the clips of all the times Amber said she would only get love on this show, and not hate. It's hysterical.

Eta no way she will make it 30 days. At this rate she won't even make it to the first episode.
 
You're being extremely generous. She's not even going to make it to March. It's too much for her, she's not the center of attention and she can't control what people say about her. She's going to have a meltdown sooner than later.
Keem and the other hosts hve a tendency to love bomb so she might stick it out. Also the show she is on is not as much as a humiliation ritual but pointing and laughing at sweet tea (the other female host)
 
It was my first time doing a recap so please criticize where its due. Tried to keep my feelings out of it.

I really doubt she's going to make it to episode 1 even. The "This rarity thing aint it" and calling joining the LCU a "challenge" that she hopes to complete? Red flags she's got one foot out the exit already.
 
Lolcow Rebel Recap

She was so pissed when that Roxy chick confronted her. Even switched to referring to herself in third person before screeching that she is just a lying haydur. Doubt Birthday Gorl will last to New Year's if she can't take the heat this much during her first appearance, even with someone on the team desperately trying to butter her up to help her stay until then.

Edit: Your recap was very good. I'm currently watching the Apathetic Faxx video recap and it's beat by beat.
 
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Prediction. Amber will keep doing this show on a semi regular basis. She won't fully put in everything but she will keep showing up as much as she can for a paycheck until February. Then she is going to re apply for monetization and if she gets it (a 550 lbs+ if) then she will stop doing the show. This is just a stop gap for income
 
My favorite bit of it all is when Roxy says, with authority, "You're gonna with me." Get 'er Roxy!

Also

"Don't abuse animals and you'll be good."

I feel like this resonates with me more than anything. I've been a lurker for yearsss and only finally created an account after I was pissed enough about rarity. I don't know who this Roxy person is outside of this interaction. A broken clock is right twice a day at the least, but at the best, she's pressing hamber about animal abuse and thats a win for me.

Edit: I think I found her : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xyl57l_6EoQ
 
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The crying when Rarity was brought up isn't because Amber is sad, it's because she's being told to her face (sort of) that no one believes she was innocent in what happened to the kitty.

My prediction? Amber's gonna quit the second she realizes just how little control she has with these people.
 
I don't know who this Roxy person is outside of this interaction. A broken clock is right twice a day at the least, but at the best, she's pressing hamber about animal abuse and thats a win for me.

Edit: I think I found her : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xyl57l_6EoQ
Roxy's channel is here. She was previously a host on Lolcow Milkers (now the Lolcow Reapers channel) and briefly on Lolcow Rebel. She was also at the last Fat Camp.
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She herself is a bit of a liar, she leaks stuff she shouldn't, and she can be very funny, provided the right person is puppeteering her.
 
Laying herself out like a hog for slaughter is the most interesting thing Amber's done since she choked on a potato and shat her pants. They are going to annihilate her.
 
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Does anyone know more about this? I saw it on an Apathetic Faxx video (the recent one) and have we ever gotten proof of this "Mrs Claus" adoption photo?

I've read posts in the recent 2-3 months on here and I haven't found anything, unless I'm missing something?

It's a YouTube comment so I'm just gonna assume it's stupid shit people can't back up. Or something a Facebook Haydur page or Reddit made up.
 
Does anyone know more about this? I saw it on an Apathetic Faxx video (the recent one) and have we ever gotten proof of this "Mrs Claus" adoption photo?
There was a grey cat found in Wisconsin a few weeks after Rarity went missing/joined the thousand that looked an awful lot like her, but was infact not Rarity. The cat in the shelter was given the name Mrs Claus and posted on their website for adoption.
 
Amber is the only one I know from this list who isn’t keem, though I think I watched a vid on the guy in the top right

I do know one thing. Good things do not follow closely to keem

Knowing the great Christmas hamber though, I wouldn’t surprise me if she just up and quit at some point and it pissed keem off. There’s my prediction for 2026
 
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