-Complains about being an animal abuser, claims she's about to cry. She had an agreement with Keem to not talk about animal abuse until Lolcow bus. Fat bitch on the top right claims Fat Amber is going to do amazing and she thinks Amber is a sweet sweet lady, and she knows amber is bringing in 'foot traffic'. Laughs when asked if she is allowed to give a preview of her animal abuse bit.
-Mad at (Zay?) for googling her and trusting what they read. Amber claims she deleted pretty much everything on Youtube. When asked if she's a good guy or a bad guy, she claims she's a good guy but wonders if she should "Play the villain they picture me as"(Paraphrase)
-Zay has come onto the panel, and is claiming she didn't do what amber claimed about looking her up. Amber and Zay interacted on discord and apparently it was a good conversation. Amber "You're proving the point that that alls it takes is one little google search and everyone believes the rumors. Like you're proving that point." Voice is weak Zay points out thats the case for everyone. Amber is crying already.
-They ask her how old she is to break the tension. Its Fat Ambers birthday. The Fatty up top sings her happy birthday. I think they are buying Fat Amber time to collect herself.
-Zey said Amber put words in her mouth. "Ive never spoke to you personally. You might be a way nicer person than whatever fucking people portray online. But you gotta realize most people when they hear the name Amberlynn Reid what they're going to see is online first and its up to you to change their opinion from here on out and the LCU is the place to do that."
-Panel thinks that's the most philosophical shit they've ever heard. Fat bitch says LCU is the best place to fix PR/Youtube problems. Amber: "I don't mind being a villain, just take the animal abuser off my name."
-Apparently Jan 1st is when Fat Amber is going to discuss animal abuse issues. Amber says she really doesn't like Zay after Zay departs. Fat bitch cant stop licking Ambers ass. Obviously to keep her on. Racist drunk (aka fat bitch) "Are you ready for this?" Amber: "I don't think I'm ever ready for anything."
-The midget man in the corner calls Copper Cab "Cooper Cab". Are they all drunk? Amber is going to GLOW DJ Bingo with Meth-lynn for her birthday. Drunk racist is freaking out over bingo. Says she's old enough to enjoy it now. "I have a checkered past" - Midget wearing glasses. Someone check his computer.
-Hamberlynn claims she saw so many videos of wings and said she didn't like him until she saw him on lolcow live and then she loved him. Drunk racist asks if Amber is excited for the 1 year anniversary of something. Amber says she's going to be wearing it everyday. Context is missing.
-Amber claims she'd donate to Roxy on "Melkers"?? But now she's confused aktchuallly because Roxy is on the "animal abusers train" so she doesn't know what to make of it. Roxy is apparently a christian woman (according to the drunk racist) and was waiting to come on panel but had something to do. She apparently has questions for our cat killer.
-She claims she separates her actual fans from Gorl World. Claims we are just doxxeeen and bullyeeeen. Drunk racist asks if Hamber was the creation of Gorl World. Amber says yes, back in 2019. Claims she'd be the center of it. Claims Gorl World has ruined her REAL life not to be confused with her online life?
-Roxy comes on panel. Sounds like she smokes a couple packs a day. Roxy claims amber is a total piece of shit and belongs on the LCU. Claims she will make so much hate money. Roxy says she's been watching Hamber since crystal. Basically asks if Hamber is actually capable of being in the LCU.
-Amber is unsure. Lists her credentials as : Being called retarded and fat online and she handled it okay as well as being told to kill herself. "I'm here and I'm trying. Keem has begged me"
-Roxy asks Amber how she's going to handle the all of the drama she has including her abusing her ex's. Fat Amber did not like that. "Can you please explain yourself?" Roxy brings up putting beck on a timer. Brings up general agressiveness towards exs.
-Pookie makes the claim that she's never pushed an ex or set a timer on beggy. Claims she's never admitted to that and says Roxy is just throwing lies out. (Fat amber thinks since she deleted her content we cant remember anything.) Hamber calls roxy out as being a known liar.
-Roxy claims she plays the part of the liar in the LCU. (These people are really comparing this shit to like wrestling. Its fucking hilarious). "Ive never set an alarm and I've never set a timer". Roxy is calling her a liar now. Roxy says she's going to find it and show it to her.
-Amber claims Roxy is obsessed. Amber is upset that she donated money to Roxy on Melkers and wondered where this Energy was then. They are having an argument on whether Roxy loved Hamber. Roxy says, "I would never love you cause I know how much of a piece of shit you are."
-Amber wants to work with Scooter and Sweet Tea because they lick her ass apparently. She thinks she's gonna get to pick who she "works" with. Roxy asks again if amber ever set a timer. Amber claims she never physically said that.
-Drunk racist is saying this is such a good promo for Bus. Roxy says Hamber belongs there because she's a lolcow. Claims Hamber will leave if she gets remonetized. Points out Amber never finishes anything and she quits everything. Fat Amber big mad. "I HAVE DONE ALL OF MY VLOGMAS' EXCEPT TWO DUE TO HAVING THE FLU SO IM FUCKING SORRY.. ROXYS FAKE AND IS A LIAR AND JUST WANTED MY MONEY"
-Roxy promising to pull up all the clips and prove hamber a liar. "How do any of my prior relationships have anything to do with the LCU?" Roxy responds with "Why are you using undiagnosed BPD to excuse every nasty thing you've done to humans and animals."
-Hamber claims she was Diagnosed with BPD in 2023 and everyone knows it. Amber and Roxy arguing over the semantics of it all and Roxy said she's "fuckin done fer". Amberlynn claims any of her content out there is "looking through someone elses eyes" and she deleted all of her content. I think she's trying to implicate any content out there is being skewed against her (despite most of it being her uncut words).
-Roxy: "Your Archive is out there and I will fuckin find it. I will find it. You know Kiwi Farms exists right? Kiwi Farms never goes away" Amber: "Yeah Kiwi Farms is a place that has doxxed me hasruined my life and if you support that? Go for it." Roxy: "You've ruined so many girls lives. Youve ruined so many peoples lives including animals. Porkahauntus: "I HAVE NEVER RUINED AN ANIMALS LIFE WE CAN GET INTO THAT IF YOU WANT TO!"
-Roxy: "I'll save it for Bus. Scooter if you ever want me on Bus.." Hamber: "BITCH ILL SEE YOU THERE DAY ONE." Roxy: "To prove my point I'll bring every fucking reciept that she's lying about right now. You belong here Amber! You belong here. But dont be fucking fake. Be you. Be the piece of shit you are.... You are a total piece of shit make money off of it." Hamber: "You dont even know meeeee! ITS VERY FUCKING OBVIOUS YOURE WATCHING REACTION CHANNELS LIKE DUH"
-Roxy: "I watch YOU amber, YOU put your life online. I don't watch reaction channels!" Hamber: "Then why do you sound like a reaction channel?! You spew everything they say!" Roxy: "What they spew comes out of your mouth!" Hamber: "I'm sorry ur dumb. I liduraleee cant with you." Roxy: "You're gonna with me, I promise you that." Amber: "I hope so! I hope its day 1!" Roxy: "I'm gonna let you sweat a lil bit."
-Amber claims Roxy wasn't physically there so how could she know? Roxy for what I feel is like the 10th time is telling amber its online coming out of her own mouth. Hamber: "BRO EVERYONE HAS A PAST I USED TO BE UNHINGED AS SHIT ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
-Roxy: "Welcome to the LCU, you're a messy bitch and you're going to make money if you do it the right way, thats all I'm saying." Amber: "If you were to have met me 10 years ago!... Yeah you would have been like 'yeah this bitch is crazy' but look at where I've come from. I'm 35 years old and I'm improving every fucking day."
-Roxy (becoming my favorite): "No you've become messier actually." Amber: "Okay roxy, go sit on it and spin" Fat Amber: "I own everything I have done wrong." Drunk racist shaking her head and said "no she doesn't lol". Amber: "I'm not going to own rumors and lies!" Roxy again asks hamber if she is sure she never set a timer for necky. Hamber: "YES IM SURE why are we even talking about a relationship I had 10 years ago???" Asks again at the top of her poor lungs.
-Amber claims it doesn't factor into anything now when pressed by Roxy. "You never complete nothing. You cant work 30 days!". Amber kind of agrees she never follows through with her goals and challenges. Amber claims this is a really cool challenge to try (being in the LCU) And if it works out great. (this tells me she already wants to quit lmfao).
-Roxy: "I just want you to admit your fucking wrongs. I want you to admit you're a piece of shit and you abuse animals, and you abused your fucking exes and thats it" Amber: "I DO NOT ABUSE ANIMALS. That I will stand on forever!" Drunk racist claims she's most excited about the abused animals, not so much the exes. Roxy claims Ambers exes have PTSD and they're fucked up. -Hamber: "OH MY GAWWWWD". Roxy is briging up all of the times hamber has blamed her BPD for abusing them.
-Drunk racist can't believe they've got two other individuals in the LCU have BPD. Roxy expresses at least they've been diagnosed. Roxy: "Wheres Rarity? Did you purposefully let her out so you didn't have to leave?" Amber: "SEE THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT THATS REACTION CHANNEL FUCKING POISON."
-Roxy asks again if she let rarity out so she had a reason to stay. Amber responds with she had rarity for 10 fucking years. Says thats not what happened at all. Roxy: "It is what happened, it is! And we all know it." Amber asks if she was there and Roxy replies with she's heard it all through tommy. Roxy: "Just dont abuse animals and youll be good"
-Roxy brings up Amber sitting on her ass while Tommy was looking for her. Amber claims thats not what fucking happened. Roxy asks if it was her BPD? Hamboar doesn't respond. Roxy is leaving. Drunk racist asks roxy to wish Amber a happy Birthday. Roxy responds wishing amber "many many... more" and Fat Amber says as she's leaving panel "I wish you'd fuck off".
-Fatty is crying again. Upset over being questioned about rarity. "This whole rarity thing aint it.." Drunk Racist apoligizes for Raritys death. Calls Hamber a sweetheart. Says she's a rare gem in the world that has decided fuck you she's going to live every second of her life online. Claims life isn't pretty or perfect and neither is hamber. Amber: "I want to make something clear. I'm not crying because of the things Roxy said. I'm crying because of Rarity. I'm so fucking tired of this narrative that has spun about her! It has been torturous and ever since it happened I've cried for her every single fucking day and I'm over it."
-The dumb drunk racist: "When its an animal that doesn't have a voice and people wanna give this animal a voice... and make it something its.. no thats going too far. " Claims Amber is actually crying and is actually upset and not fake crying at all. "You can hear it people, that is somebody who's lost a pet."
-Fatty admits she took her pets from one state to another for a short stay because they are her constants. Says everything was fine for the first two months and Rarity kept wanting to go outside and rub herself on concrete. Still 'crying'. She's presenting the "My girlfriend left the door open the night before!" as the official story. Cold breeze etc. Drunk racist looking very concerned and sentimental. Hamber claims the event was traumatic.
-The fat drunk racist is claiming nobody should ever talk shit about an animal and that its sacred. Hamber claims Tommy is still running the security cameras in hopes of catching sight of her. Amber is no longer crying. She turns it on very quickly. She just gave a laugh. The drunk racist is still licking ambers massive ass to keep her from dropping out. Claims she is hambers biggest cheerleader, but Roxy is one of her closest friends. Really getting the mountain of fat hyped for glow in the dark bingo.
-Hamber leaves.
I'm not familiar with the whole lolcow live thing but the actual series hasn't even started yet I think.
