🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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LightEmittingDiode said:
This too is my Christmas wish ✨
Forgive my ignorance, but does Caleb financially compensate his guests, or just offer his services free of charge?
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I don't think he's a registered accountant or has a finance background or anything "real." Just a guy who's slightly smarter than his guests, which isn't hard. At least that's what I've heard.
 
Amber the Fat has uploaded a cameo. Will edit if more come in.

New Cameo Videos
# 59 @ 16:53 CST @ $80

Running total : $4717 (Net ~$2335 ) (Use pre-tax/cut figure for maximum net potential)
Estimated Takeaway (not saving for taxes): $3500+
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
This too is my Christmas wish ✨
Forgive my ignorance, but does Caleb financially compensate his guests, or just offer his services free of charge?
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He used to reimburse travel expenses, but now I think he gives a flat rate that’s supposed to cover that. I’m sure he’s paid more to guests like Boogie and Amouranth.

Amber would NEVER travel like that for a show she doesn’t control. First, she’d have to get there and that drive would be brutal to her and Mamameth. (I know, she drove to Wisconsin, but that was for THEE softest love you guise!) Second, she would know she’d come off horribly and I don’t think she could take it.
 
Baking Muffins said:
Second, she would know she’d come off horribly and I don’t think she could take it.
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I doubt she'd understand half the words he uses. Words like 'Budget' and 'investment' for Amber are like when a parrot says them. She knows how to say the word, but has no idea of the meaning, same deal with 'accountability'. But a really smart parrot would still have more of a clue.

I'd love to watch Caleb reading off her bank statements
Door Dash
Door Dash
Door Dash
Rent
Door Dash
Uber Eats
Door Dash
Door Dash
Door Dash
Uber Eats
etc.
And it would be for ridiculous amounts.
 
I'd love to see her explain choosies to Caleb Hammer. Let him know she must buy them by the gallon from Temu and has spend 10k on them. Then talk about bingo night and door dash. Then talk about how she can't afford health insurance while being a 600 lb cancer survivor. Watch Caleb have a stroke and die right there.

The only way I can see her resurrecting her career would be to go full trainwreck lolcow and find a niche somewhere. Drop the absurd fake-teen influencer larp and seek out other drama streamers to attract hatewatchers. Or go to TLC and try to pitch My 600 Lb Rural Lesbians, or maybe The Fatty & Methy Show.

But I think the moment has passed for new gorlworld creators, or lucrative ones anyway. The few left are legacy cows from the covid peak like Amber and Chantal, and they won't work without their youtube channels. QLR tried to make it, but she isn't getting any buzz from what I can see. Pulpy is still trying to push her and she's really the only new cow on the radar.

Anna might be good, but she's not on youtube. Yaba, Gorlic and a few others seems to think they can pivot to reactor-on-reactor drama, but I don't see most of the casual gorlworld fans wanting to watch that long term. A couple creators have tried to push Shanny and Rev but they're too cracked out and disturbing.
 
ALR being forced onto a show to confront how much she sucks? And having her suckitutde thrown directly in her face? Yes please and thank you (though this is as likely as her becoming a skinny qween before rotting to her base skeletal form in the ground).
 
anliteralidiot said:
Quirkyloverosee has announced that she's been denied for re-monetization.
I wonder if Hamber's heard back, too.
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Amber was denied also, as was Tammy Lemon. That just means they have to wait 3 months before they can apply again.

It’s pointless applying until they clean up their act along with their channel content.
 
FatalTater said:
Destiny barely got married and she's out here confirming a divorce.
(She's one of those assholes that wants to break up the minute the new shine wears off a relationship, isn't she?)
Already dating someone even though she's still living with not-yet-ex wife. Klassy.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nwNyUgko9XE
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She’s not breaking a single stereotype, it’s like they all work from the same handbook. I’m sure her next forever-person will be 350lbs, with kids, separated but not divorced yet from an abusive ex. Barely more entertaining than Hambert.
 
Holy T_Rex said:
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Why is HamBerlin on a commercial for a swipe and delete stuff on the phone? Am I crazy or is it uncanny?
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Oh my god. I thought you were kidding.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQwjGwODOjb

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LightEmittingDiode said:
Forgive my ignorance, but does Caleb financially compensate his guests, or just offer his services free of charge?
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He claims to do a flat rate but I am guessing like others here, he would pay more for a bigger guest. I would absolutely love to see Amber on the show
brooky said:
I don't think he's a registered accountant or has a finance background or anything "real." Just a guy who's slightly smarter than his guests, which isn't hard. At least that's what I've heard.
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The qualifications you are looking for are CPA or CFP. Caleb is neither of those. He apparently went to school for music and dropped out after his show took off. The fact that someone with basic common sense can deal with finances shows how stupid people are, and large moving landfills like Amber
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
ALR being forced onto a show to confront how much she sucks? And having her suckitutde thrown directly in her face? Yes please and thank you (though this is as likely as her becoming a skinny qween before rotting to her base skeletal form in the ground).
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She'd avoid accountability, then cry like a little big bitch, and do a victimlynn video or Q&A where, instead of admitting she can't handle being told the truth, she'd call it "reactive abuse", "bullieeeen" and "bpd meltdown"
Would love to see it
 
Caleb Hammer is a histrionic faggot, but I do enjoy how shitlordy he is to his low-functioning idiot guests. An Amberlynn episode would be an all-time classic. She would be lidurally shakeen the whole time.
 
It looks like the gorlworldfiles subreddit has taken notice of the cameo data collection. Most of the responses there are actually kinda braindead, however there was one good point I hadn't taken notice of before. the IOS shop takes a cut of sales (and I wonder if the play store on adroid takes the same).

I won't be changing the way I log the numbers unless someone can verify how much each cut is and if they exist.

It's such a small figure in the grand scheme of things and it's only going to slow down so I find it a bit unnecessary. Thunk for thought.

She hasn't uploaded a cameo today. It's odd that she only uploaded one yesterday when she's had 5-8 the days she has been uploading. I'm assuming that one was rushed and she didn't want to fulfill the other orders she had. So I'm assuming she's going to be uploading a batch today at some point, likely when Hamberella wakes up in an hour or two.
 
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