🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Her description of how she manages money (“I didn’t need to save anything because next month I’d always get paid”), combined with her shitty personality would make a face-meltingly beautiful episode of Caleb Hammer’s financial audit.

It’s all I want for Christmas.
 
Words cannot describe how much I hate Necky dick riders
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It's All So Tiresome said:
Even her former greatest hero is taking shots now. She could have been Rich Lux hanging out with the Jews if she played her cards right.
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The video posted here is, shockingly, not a work of fiction or falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as false.
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OT; Damn, I never thought Hila was attractive, but now she looks like an anorexic Droopy Dog in a beanie.
 
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If all Amber's comment section starts being just people talking about how they sent money to various charities or chatting about the expensive things they bought for their family members or how much they spent on hosting holiday gatherings? Could be funny.🤷‍♀️
 
FatalTater said:
If all Amber's comment section starts being just people talking about how they sent money to various charities
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That would be funny as fuck, especially if they said they feel really bad about her sudden demonetization, so they donated money to organizations for foster care kids, meals on wheels or some other charity vaguely related to her content:

"Amber, if you're reading this, I want you to know I sent 100 dollars to Citizens Caring for Children in your honor. They provide clothing, hygiene kits and back to school supplies for the foster children of Oklahoma. I want you to know that you might be suffering in poverty now [crying emoji], but the foster kids down the street will know they still have kind people who care about their future. [heart emoji]"

"Amber, I feel just terrible that youtube destroyed your career just because you dared to be a chunky girl eating meals. I'm making sure all the women of Oklahoma have meals to eat in the future by donating 50 dollars per month to the Oklahoma City Food Bank, Inc. [pizza emoji]"
 
@2in1 WTF were you trying to say here? You quote Posts about Twinkie, then one about AL playing American Football, and managed to nest a quote inside another quote, but not actually type any response yourself.
Not sure if you had a Formatoopsie(happens to us all sometimes) and lost your reply somehow, or had a Braintfart; but you may just want to make an edit while you're still in the editing time window.
 
Fat Amber made a one off cameo around an hour ago. Might have been a 'special' request.

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Running total : $4317 (Net ~$2137 ) (Use pre-tax/cut figure for maximum net potential)
Estimated Takeaway (not saving for taxes): $3150+
 
FatalTater said:
Destiny barely got married and she's out here confirming a divorce.
(She's one of those assholes that wants to break up the minute the new shine wears off a relationship, isn't she?)
Already dating someone even though she's still living with not-yet-ex wife. Klassy.
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She definitely is.
I'm not watching 30 minutes of that bullshit but she still says the divorce was mutual, that there was no infidelity. Maybe I'm mistaken and the definition of cheating has changed recently, but lining up a new partner and beginning to date them while you're married is definitely cheating. Just depends on if Density had the new girl lined up before or after they agreed to the divorce.
"I just want to be happy and I just wasn't." yeah so the butterflies wore off and she got bored.
Her and Amber are made for each other. Animal abusers with a body count who want a toxic relationship.
 
General Woundwort said:
She definitely is.
I'm not watching 30 minutes of that bullshit but she still says the divorce was mutual, that there was no infidelity. Maybe I'm mistaken and the definition of cheating has changed recently, but lining up a new partner and beginning to date them while you're married is definitely cheating. Just depends on if Density had the new girl lined up before or after they agreed to the divorce.
"I just want to be happy and I just wasn't." yeah so the butterflies wore off and she got bored.
Her and Amber are made for each other. Animal abusers with a body count who want a toxic relationship.
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A lot of haydurs have as much a case of Destiny Enslavement Syndrome as they do a Becky one. I remember Destiny slapping puppies as much as I do her asking Amber why she ate a 20 piece McNugget.

Dusty is an even worse UHaul lesbian than Amber in terms of turnaround. If I remember correctly, she cheated on Amber with Dana before they got together. I think there was a gap with Dana and Lexus, but not by much. But she’s not Hamber, so it’s easier to let it slide, or something. Were Lexus and her even married for six months? It was less than (or just barely) a year, that’s for sure.

Edit: they married in October of 2024. So Destiny barely lasted a year before deciding to trade in for another model
 
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Clotso Coof said:
That would be funny as fuck, especially if they said they feel really bad about her sudden demonetization, so they donated money to organizations for foster care kids, meals on wheels or some other charity vaguely related to her content:
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"Amber, if you're reading this, I want you to know I sent 100 dollars to your local soup kitchen. Now they can feed you and two other people for a day."
 
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