🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Clotso Coof]

Is the 13 year old autistic boy look really that hot of a commodity in the lesbian world?

Rural and small town lesbians tend to date each other in their friend group because there's not many options. Then it turns into massive drama over time as the most functional lesbians move away to bigger cities. Soon the only ones left are the Destiny and Becky types.

Homosexual men tend to move to cities young for the gay bar scene, so they're not as known for this because they aren't in the rural area to begin with. The biggest cities in flyover states fill with former small-town gays from the region, like Minneapolis and Nashville (when it was less popular).

lining up a new partner and beginning to date them while you're married is definitely cheating

Among functional people, true. But the trashy types don't consider it cheating because they retroactively declare the last relationship over and in roommate status, then call the prior partner a jealous liar if they complain.

Dusty is an even worse UHaul lesbian than Amber in terms of turnaround.

If she wasn't such an ugly moron, people would recognize her as the tree-branching tramp she is. She's like those guys who live with girlfriend after girlfriend once their mothers finally kick them out.

There's even a term for it: monkey branching. They swing from branch to branch like monkeys. It partially removes the pressure to accomplish anything because they can accomplish getting engaged and being a (temporary) step parent to godforsaken kids who have various mom's boyfriends/girlfriends switching out every couple years.

Destiny might have jobs, and her girlfriends might be as bad as her, but it's the same mindset. She can't imagine being independent and not basing her social standing on being "engaged". I'm only surprised she bothered to legally marry.

This doesn't turn the Amber types off because they'd never get a girlfriend if they didn't wait in line for a Becky/Destiny. That's how single mothers with 4 kids by 3 men keep attracting live-in boyfriends/girlfriends despite their trainwreck relationship history and drama.

 

[cascadeplatinum]

The question here is how is Destiny getting so many women? Is the 13 year old autistic boy look really that hot of a commodity in the lesbian world?

Anyone who is willing to take on the largest ladies in their local communities will never have to spend a moment single if they don’t want to.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I was lowkey kinda hopin’ someone would get a layg cameo and post it.

That or a minute of reading from her journals during season 5 are the only things worth spending $80 on from her. But she wouldn't actually do it so no use sending her money

Destiny barely got married and she's out here confirming a divorce.
(She's one of those assholes that wants to break up the minute the new shine wears off a relationship, isn't she?)
Already dating someone even though she's still living with not-yet-ex wife. Klassy.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nwNyUgko9XE

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=nwNyUgko9XE

The only reason we get any information about Amber is because she dates white trash retards who are willing to spill the tea. Krystal and Jade are the only 2 who didn't come out and say anything but they are only slightly above white trash

Now they can feed you and two other people for a day

$100 wouldn't cover her lunch

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

Smelly Amber completed some cameos an hour ago.

New Cameo Videos
#55 @ 16:24 CST @ $80
#56 @ 16:27 CST @ $80
#57 @ 16:31 CST @ $80
#58 @ 16:36 CST @ $80

Running total : $4637 (Net ~$2295 ) (Use pre-tax/cut figure for maximum net potential)
Estimated Takeaway (not saving for taxes): $3350+

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Krystal and Jade are the only 2 who didn't come out and say anything but they are only slightly above white trash.

Agreed about Krystal, but Jade? Please don’t insult her by calling her any kind of white trash. She was so black, she made Amber’s hair curly.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Agreed about Krystal, but Jade? Please don’t insult her by calling her any kind of white trash. She was so black, she made Amber’s hair curly.

Jade is slightly above white trash. She isn't dealing with anything in this community. She took Amber's money, dumped her in Oklahoma, and then blocked everyone

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I was lowkey kinda hopin’ someone would get a layg cameo and post it.

Ah, a bitch can dream.

Has none of these cameos been released? I thought for sure most would be from trolls, not actual fans.

Destiny barely got married and she's out here confirming a divorce.
(She's one of those assholes that wants to break up the minute the new shine wears off a relationship, isn't she?)

It's still hysterical that Amber is the ONLY GF she has had that didn't get a proposal.

If I remember correctly, she cheated on Amber with Dana before they got together.

And don't forget she had a gf when she "met" Amber. After someone stole her picture and used it to catfish, because she is so gorgeous, or something. Then again, so did Amber. She always tries to have a new caretaker lined up before the other one quits.

 

[mastergabe]

Smelly Amber completed some cameos an hour ago.

New Cameo Videos
#55 @ 16:24 CST @ $80
#56 @ 16:27 CST @ $80
#57 @ 16:31 CST @ $80
#58 @ 16:36 CST @ $80

Running total : $4637 (Net ~$2295 ) (Use pre-tax/cut figure for maximum net potential)
Estimated Takeaway (not saving for taxes): $3350+

I had to copy/paste all your cameo timestamp posts into one place for my own edification because I like to find patterns. I am posting the following dates in Month Day Year format for those reading from other countries. I also had screenshots of the dates from the first three cameos, screenshots that I previously posted on here.

How could this fat narc NOT be buying 4-8 of her own cameos in the same half hour time block on a given day, almost every day, just like she buys her own bot subs on YouTube??



Nov 21 2025 Vid #1 @ 9:25 EST @ $100

Nov 22 2025 Vid #2 @ 9:27 EST @ $110

Nov 24 2025 Vid #3 @ 17:05 EST @ $75

Nov 25 2025 vid #4 @ 20:15 GMT @$80
Nov 25 2025 Vid #5 @ 20:18 GMT @$80
Nov 25 2025 Vid #6 @ 20:24 GMT @$80
Nov 25 2025 Vid #7 @ 20:27 GMT @$80
Nov 25 2025 Vid # 8 @ 20:31 GMT @$80

Nov 26 2025 Video #9 @ 20:35 GMT @ $80
Nov 26 2025 Video #10 @ 20:37 GMT @ $80
Nov 26 2025 Video #11 @ 20:42 GMT @ $80
Nov 26 2025 Video #12 @ 20:45 GMT @$80
Nov 26 2025 Video #13 @ 20:48 GMT @$80
Nov 26 2025 Video #14 @ 20:51 GMT @$80

Nov 27 2025 #15 @ 16:34 GMT @ $80
Nov 27 2025 #16 @ 16:37 GMT @ $80
Nov 27 2025 #17 @ 16:39 GMT @ $80
Nov 27 2025 #18 @ 16:42 GMT @ $80
Nov 27 2025 #19 @ 16:45 GMT @ $80
Nov 27 2025 #20 @ 16:53 GMT @ $80
Nov 27 2025 #21 @ 16:56 GMT @ $80
Nov 27 2025 #22 @ 17:00 GMT @ $80

Nov 29 2025 #23 @ 13:36 CST @ $64
Nov 29 2025 #24 @ 13:39 CST @ $64
Nov 29 2025 #25 @ 13:42 CST @ $64
Nov 29 2025 #26 @ 13:47 CST @ $64
Nov 29 2025 #27 @ 13:51 CST @ $64
Nov 29 2025 #28 @ 13:55 CST @ $64

Dec 1 2025 #29 @ 11:06 CST @ $64
Dec 1 2025 #30 @ 11:11 CST @ $64
Dec 1 2025 #31 @ 11:15 CST @ $64
Dec 1 2025 #32 @ 11:19 CST @ $64
Dec 1 2025 #33 @ 11:24 CST @ $64
Dec 1 2025 #34 @ 11:27 CST @ $64
Dec 1 2025 #35 @ 11:32 CST @ $64

Dec 2 2025 #36 @ 15:16 CST @ $80
Dec 2 2025 #37 @ 15:19 CST @ $80
Dec 2 2025 #38 @ 15:23 CST @ $80
Dec 2 2025 #39 @ 15:27 CST @ $80

Dec 4 2025 #40 @ 14:48 CST @ $80
Dec 4 2025 #41 @ 14:52 CST @ $80
Dec 4 2025 #42 @ 15:02 CST @ $80
Dec 4 2025 #43 @ 15:06 CST @ $80
Dec 4 2025 #44 @ 15:09 CST @ $80
Dec 4 2025 #45 @ 15:12 CST @ $80
Dec 4 2025 #46 @ 15:16 CST @ $80

Dec 5 2025 #47 @ 14:50 CST @ $80
Dec 5 2025 #48 @ 14:58 CST @ $80
Dec 5 2025 #49 @ 15:01 CST @ $80
Dec 5 2025 #50 @ 15:14 CST @ $80
Dec 5 2025 #51 @ 15:18 CST @ $80
Dec 5 2025 #52 @ 15:21 CST @ $80
Dec 5 2025 #53 @ 15:28 CST @ $80

Dec 6 2025 #54 @ 21:20 CST @ $80

Dec 7 2025 #55 @ 16:24 CST @ $80
Dec 7 2025 #56 @ 16:27 CST @ $80
Dec 7 2025 #57 @ 16:31 CST @ $80
Dec 7 2025 #58 @ 16:36 CST @ $80


So in reality, the days that only one cameo was purchased, might be the ONLY legitimate ones paid for by viewers, and even with that, the first two cameos were bought at the same time in different mornings. That's really saying something about all the "savings" so the running total and net total might not be including that assumption where she buys her own cameos. I really hope posts like this piss off that fat fucking narc if she's reading this!!

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

Apologies for the inconsistencies of timezones. My script scrapes the data as GMT from the webpage that I just manually convert to CST (her timezone) when I post it. If amber posted multiple on Nov 21, 22, and 24 my script likely didn't catch it. I appreciate someone compiling all of the data in one post.

How could this fat narc NOT be buying 4-8 of her own cameos in the same half hour time block on a given day, almost every day, just like she buys her own bot subs on YouTube??

While I definitely agree she is buying a fraction of her own cameos... Her fulfilling multiple orders at once is just how cameo works really. She spends a couple days getting orders and fulfills them all at once. That way she doesn't have to "work" multiple times a day.

Edit; Pastebin for my current Cameo Logs for those interested: https://pastebin.com/JqZpQjrZ

Also Pastebin for my updated script that catches sales prices as well as a bit more cleaned up: https://pastebin.com/EXukVnhg

There still isn't any error or exception handling, but I've had it running without issue on my NAS for a week without a crash. Don't overengineer what aint broke.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Has none of these cameos been released? I thought for sure most would be from trolls, not actual fans.

I bet a bunch of her fans fell for the Twinkie bullshit story and started buying them

 

[Thumb Butler]

It's hard to imagine she has fans, but then remember that people like Onision had fans and made way too much money.

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

Destiny is heading towards her own lolcow status, no? Uses her barely hanging on by a thread connection to gorlworld to go live. She doesn't have any current information regarding amber. She doesn't have any old tea worth sharing. "Hey guys, remember me? I'm interesting enough for you to watch, right?"

I find it hard to watch amber without some sort of reaction filter because she is so fucking boring. Destiny is exactly the same. I couldn't even finish what she had up.

 

[Major Pain]

Destiny is heading towards her own lolcow status, no? Uses her barely hanging on by a thread connection to gorlworld to go live. She doesn't have any current information regarding amber. She doesn't have any old tea worth sharing. "Hey guys, remember me? I'm interesting enough for you to watch, right?"

I find it hard to watch amber without some sort of reaction filter because she is so fucking boring. Destiny is exactly the same. I couldn't even finish what she had up.

There is a massive Hamber shaped hole in the Deathfat space, so if Destiny wants to fill it, by all means.
The more the merrier.

 

[hamber's shelfbutt]

Her description of how she manages money (“I didn’t need to save anything because next month I’d always get paid”), combined with her shitty personality would make a face-meltingly beautiful episode of Caleb Hammer’s financial audit.

It’s all I want for Christmas.

That would be an amazing episode! She wouldn't be able to handle him screaming at her, and calling her a failure. She wouldn't be able to play victim and manipulate him.

Please Santa, pleeeeease.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Amber likes to dress her partners up as adolescent boys because she has 'brother issues'

 

[General Woundwort]

Destiny is heading towards her own lolcow status, no? Uses her barely hanging on by a thread connection to gorlworld to go live. She doesn't have any current information regarding amber. She doesn't have any old tea worth sharing. "Hey guys, remember me? I'm interesting enough for you to watch, right?"

I find it hard to watch amber without some sort of reaction filter because she is so fucking boring. Destiny is exactly the same. I couldn't even finish what she had up.

I think there's room in gorlworld for her, and she's as much a trainwreck as Amber. She has side characters but I don't think she's as willing to film herself or others in public. I don't know if it's the FAS but her disgusting face pisses me off so it'd be a pass from me but I wouldn't say no to more smug fat lesbian drama.

 

[Holy T_Rex]

Why is HamBerlin on a commercial for a swipe and delete stuff on the phone? Am I crazy or is it uncanny?

 

[Clotso Coof]

I don't know if it's the FAS but her disgusting face pisses me off

Physiognomy is supposedly a pseudoscience, but Destiny and Becky types often have faces that look like exactly what they are: lazy grifter morons. Just like pedos often have pedoface, there's a certain type of loser that just has that look (beyond being fat and stoned). Multigenerations of dysgenic...whatever this is.

Destiny is heading towards her own lolcow status, no?

She should deliberately piss off Yaba and Sam so they unintentionally signal boost her by going apeshit. Controversy and alog attention is the best way rise up the ranks of gorlworld without being 600 lbs.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

That would be an amazing episode! She wouldn't be able to handle him screaming at her, and calling her a failure. She wouldn't be able to play victim and manipulate him.

Please Santa, pleeeeease.

This too is my Christmas wish
Forgive my ignorance, but does Caleb financially compensate his guests, or just offer his services free of charge?

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

So dusty came back to try cashing out on the holiday adsense pay... Only to reveal that she's divorcing her sedan sized wife after.. Less than a year? And already working on U-Hauling herself to the next morbidly obese dyke's place?
She's 100% one of these women who drops a girlfriend like a toy they aren't interested in anymore or the sparks and tingles wear off. Stay messy gorl.