🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Clotso Coof said:
I'm tempted to say, "I can't believe how many people are paying her 80 bucks for 1 minute videos!" but then I remember what a (fat) bottomless well gorlworld is for parasocial losers. 38 Cameos and she might even get a boost in the next couple days as the disability checks hit her fans' bank accounts.

Amber will find genuine fans to kiss her ass for the rest of her life as long as she can still get online. She'll have beezer/Ambie chat types competing with each other for her attention and creepy rural lesbians hitting up her DMs.

The internet has shown us that what we once thought was one in a million type weirdo shutins are actually more like one in a hundred bottom feeders with chips on their shoulders. We're literally surrounded by gooners, fat activists and anti-social tumblerinas. I'm tempted to blame the social media, but I wonder how much was there for a generation and is just being publicly revealed by youtube/Tiktok/instagram.

Amber's channel was slowly dying before demonetization and the decline will accelerate. She'll go broke. But she's not exiting gorlworld until she moves on to the Big Bingo Hall in the Sky.
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There’s also that this will be the highest amount of Cameos she’ll get. It’s all downhill from there. She’ll be lucky to be 50 spots down from Gypsy Rose Blanchard in January if she lasts that long.

I also can’t get it over my head that besides the people warning her since the Destiny era to put aside money or invest, she noticed her CPM declining over the years, yet still thought she could perform as well financially as she did during the Becky era if she just thought hard enough or something.

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Guess the warning bells were blaring so loud that she completely tuned them out. $15 Diet Cokes, though!

Clotso Coof said:
Those prices are pretty reasonable. A 6.50 burger? 11.00 for a chicken fried steak meal? Guess I'll stop by the bingo hall if I happen to be stuck in Amber's hood.

She's probably spending in the 20-30 range for the food. Loaded fries, a pretzel, cookies, candy and 2 large sodas would put her at 23 before taxes. Then there's eggrolls, ice cream, tater tots...
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Amber really likes the chicken strip dinner, going by that time that she broke her tooth on one (and the ones that she tracked during her last dieting larps). That and some candy and soda and she’s a very happy gorl for a few molments
 
Calories said:
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Beaten by Gypsy Rose lol. Are they in the same «bracket» or whatever?
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Of fucking course she likes Gypsy Rose. Two parasitic psychos who destroy others for victim attention gotta flock together, don't they?

I'd love for them to become friends, Gypsy is well known for being a bitch who can't keep friends and dumps them when they set boundaries/push back on her bullshit, just like Amber.

Sorry the Gyp-Gyp sperg. She's really insufferable and insane… If you know, you know.

General Woundwort said:
What're the bets that she's still not putting any of that Cameo money aside because she thinks it's never going to slow down?
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You know she's using Cameo as an ATM right now.

toilet_rainbow said:
Amber really likes the chicken strip dinner, going by that time that she broke her tooth on one (and the ones that she tracked during her last dieting larps).
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That's gross. Even the worst hot school lunch chicken strips made out of mystery "chicken" meat slurry are decently soft. I'd reckon her teeth are just straight up falling out of her rotten mushy gums.
 
Has anyone seen any instances of people "celebrating mass reporteen" her? I only have Reddit and this, but I have seen zero evidence of that. She's such a pathetic liar.
 
owlbear_bearian said:
Has anyone seen any instances of people "celebrating mass reporteen" her? I only have Reddit and this, but I have seen zero evidence of that. She's such a pathetic liar.
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This is peak fat Amber. She's so used to manipulating language, she can't stop even if there is a valid criticism to be levied.

For example: We are certainly celebrating her getting demonetized. However, this angle isn't useful to Hamboar. She has to step it up and claim we are celebrating her getting mass reported, that way she can shed the blame and responsibility of losing her monetization status and pretend it was the haydurs at large.

I haven't seen any evidence of mass reporting either. Its my belief 90% of youtubes actions against these channels have nothing to do with reports. People have been mass reporting these fat fuckin heffers since they started grazing. It just gives her an out on taking any accountability.

It's so crazy to me how easy Fat Amber is to read and yet she still tries to manipulate language and lie. And shes too fucking retarded to understand she will never be the smartest gorl in the room.

She hasn't completed a cameo in almost 48 hours again. Expect some later today when the tub of lard wakes up and decides she's ready to "work" for 20 minutes. I think she will put if off until tomorrow if there's 3 or less. She wouldn't want to look unpopular.
 
monet said:
Her whole body is shaped like a dumb bell lol
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Fitting as she is both dumb and constantly trilling like a bell that won’t shut the fuck up
Unless you meant dumbbell and then all I have to say is
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There's never really been a successful attempt at mass reporting or unsubscribing from Amber. Since the advent of Haydur Nation, there's been attempt after attempt after attempt to mass report and "boycott" her.

I think the only situation that came close was Shrimpgate, where she did lose a noticeable amount of subscribers but that's when most people just fucked off to reaction channels full time so they were still watching her lol. She hasn't faced the consequence of people fucking off and not caring about her all the way.

I know there was that person mass reporting her and posting about it on Reddit a day or so before she got demonetized, but who cares? People have posted that shit all the time for YEARS, and YouTube never has done anything about it.

I think YouTube only actually did something about it this time by their own volition and only as a reaction to the Eugenia Cooney being directly named in a TikTok lawsuit, not because of mass reports. YouTube doesn't want their hands dirty from all the shit they've been allowing on their platform so that's why they're going scorched fucking earth this time around.

I think the Reddit stuff was just happenstance.
 
Why would you pay her money for a cameo, how insane are people. She isn't funny or smart, she looks repulsive -every time I see her I metaphorically shoot her in the face with a pump gun- and has a complete piece of trash character. You can go out and eat some good food for $80, there are a lot of better things to do with that money.

PS What are Loaded fries?
PPS "No thirst. No one cares if you want to have sex with someone." Was there ever a single thirst post here 🤮
 
PanLake007 said:
Why would you pay her money for a cameo, how insane are people. She isn't funny or smart, she looks repulsive -every time I see her I metaphorically shoot her in the face with a pump gun- and has a complete piece of trash character. You can go out and eat some good food for $80, there are a lot of better things to do with that money.

PS What are Loaded fries?
PPS "No thirst. No one cares if you want to have sex with someone." Was there ever a single thirst post here 🤮
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Loaded fries are fries, usually with cheese and bacon on them but sometimes more.

They're good, but you shouldn't eat for like a week after eating them.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Its my belief 90% of youtubes actions against these channels have nothing to do with reports. People have been mass reporting these fat fuckin heffers since they started grazing.
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I agree. Amber's videos right after Rarity and her crying over the Emily leaks must've been mass reported.

Perhaps youtube has been using more aggressive AIs that search through videos. Milky says she's had multiple livestreams shut down mid-stream because youtube thinks an underage person is broadcasting due to her face onscreen. It's analyzing her face. It would be a lot easier to program an AI to pick up on language as evidenced by the long term availability of language translation closed captions.

If youtube gave an AI instructions to report certain content post Eugenia lawsuit, it would explain why Amber and QRL got demonetized. It would also explain why Chantal smugly reported that one of her videos was taken down but then reinstated 15 minutes after she appealed. The AI might be sloppy on the first run-through but then more detailed on an appeal.

Candy and Chantal might not be triggering an AI for most of their videos for some reason. Everyone knows Chantal gets reported by loads of alogs. FFG has also been getting reported en mass by other gorlworld reactors fans.
PanLake007 said:
Was there ever a single thirst post here
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You must have missed the reign of terror of Anime Sucks.
 
owlbear_bearian said:
Has anyone seen any instances of people "celebrating mass reporteen" her? I only have Reddit and this, but I have seen zero evidence of that. She's such a pathetic liar.
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People are saying that people in New Jersey segued from celebrating the destruction of the World Trade Center to celebrating Amber’s demonitization.
 
Baking Muffins said:
The prices aren't bad, but charging $1.25 for a side of fucking ketchup? It's not $15 for a diet Coke, but that's insanity. Guess alr can't afford ketchup during these tough times.
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That strikes me as a punitive charge due to past abuse, such as people taking a cup of ketchup only to use a tablespoon, or leaving those little paper cups everywhere and smearing ketchup all over the place.

It reminds me of the Little League snack bar that started charging for napkins because the kids were taking them, wetting them down, and flinging them on the bottoms of the bleacher seats and dugout roofs. Charging a penny a napkin and only handing them out to paying customers insyead of leaving them in the open nipped that behavior in the bud.
 
Missing vlogmas right now guiyse... how am I gonna survive without my 3-minute vlogs from a fat gorl stuck in Weesconseen....

Y'all think Snowflake is still going to do a weight loss challenge or no? Would that technically be against YouTube TOS?
 
Fat Amber is making more cameos. Will edit as they come in. She has slowly been increasing her average length per video with each video. This is the backlog for the last 2 days of not making cameos. Fat Hambabies with their tugboats are a buyin.

New Cameo Videos
#40 @ 14:48 CST @ $80
#41 @ 14:52 CST @ $80
#42 @ 15:02 CST @ $80
#43 @ 15:06 CST @ $80
#44 @ 15:09 CST @ $80
#45 @ 15:12 CST @ $80
#46 @ 15:16 CST @ $80

Running total : $3677 (Net ~$1820 ) (Use pre-tax/cut figure for maximum potential)

My estimation she's taken at least $2850 without putting away for taxes. That net figure assumes she's doing the math and putting it away for taxes but we know she aint. I'm progressively getting more and more disgusted she had the nerve to even bring up the surgery whether it was real or not.
 
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Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
My estimation she's taken at least $2850 without putting away for taxes.
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She's got another month of rent covered now, plus general expenses and at least some food. She'll blow off her taxes. She'll probably get another 30 Cameos easily at this rate, since some of these will be Christmas gifts for sad fat lesbians.

It's crazy that 46 people are willing to pay significant money to watch Amber say their name and pretend to give a shit for 60 seconds. But it will obviously dry up in the next couple months and she's too dumb to realize that.
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
Y'all think Snowflake is still going to do a weight loss challenge or no?
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No. It would need to be uploaded by him as non-monetizable and he's not going to make content unpaid. He should find some other pathetic challenge. "Learn to Tap Dance from this Old DVD I Found at a Yard Sale"
 
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