🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I wonder if Amber will be the thing that comes between Mammalyn and her boyfriend? He looks miserable/fed up in that bingo haul. Imagine you're in your 50s and your partner is now playing catch-up mummy to their mid 30s daughter.

Amber would 1000% try and come between MamaLynn and her fake fiance. Especially if Amber doesn't get the monetization back in February and she has to move out of the apartment. The real question would be if Amber gets MamaLynn fired because we all know how she feels about her caretaker leaving for a job

 

[FatalTater]

Amber bothering her mom's boyfriend? lol I have a sudden urge to watch some episodes of Kath & Kim.

As for the choosey charms - if anyone is tempted to buy them, just go to Amazon and search for charms. There are tons of them on there that likely haven't been fingered by someone that wipes their ass on the bathroom sink.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

I didn't think she was this bad but this is some skeevy shit, shaving your dog for some dry begging. (Then I remember she let her cat out over a mid baby dyke.) I think 2026, these cows get put out to pasture and we get a new herd.

Don’t forget that time she colored on Twinkie’s face with that green eyeliner or whatever and tried to pass it off as pesto.

She drew on her dog’s face cuz she was drunk and thought it was funny.

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

Hungryfatchick, QuirkyLoveRosee, and GlitterAndLazers all seem to have gotten demonetized. Foodie, as of now, has avoided it like the fat cockroach she is. (edit: Maybe not. Quirky confirmed. The rest are ????)

Fat Amber was the first domino of the lard ass layoff

Edit: Can confirm superthanks is available to GlitterAndLazers and HFC. I am a lying faggot.

 

[NeverCopeAgain]

Hungryfatchick, and GlitterAndLazers

They're still monetized, as you can still send them a super thanks. I don't think either of them had memberships.

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

they're still monetized

Are these websites not very reliable? I see a subscribe button on her YT page but no membership option. Edit: Don't trust these websites lol.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

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Are these websites not very reliable? I see a subscribe button on her YT page but no membership option.

I personally wouldn't take them as 100% gospel. Websites like those are why people think Amberlynn was a secret millionaire because it put her net worth at like $100,000 per year and guessed that she made $10,000 per video.
Which is obviously NOT the truth, because Amberlynn said her RPM was shit and kept getting worse before she got fully demonetized.

I think the best way to see if they're monetized is either watching videos without an adblocker and seeing if they have ads - but even then that's not 100% helpful because YouTube adds ads on everything from what I hear.

Also seeing if you can send them a paid comment (Super thanks) on uploaded videos or send a superchat while they're live, or if they have Memberships open on their YouTube channel. I'm on an iPhone and I can now see memberships on mobile. But it's tricky because some channels don't go live or have memberships/super thanks turned on.

 

[Calories]

Beaten by Gypsy Rose lol. Are they in the same «bracket» or whatever?

 

[Baking Muffins]

Its awake and making cameos. These are likely from her shilling her cameo on the instagram Q&A's.

New Cameo Videos
#35 @ 15:16 CST @ $80
#36 @ 15:19 CST @ $80
#37 @ 15:23 CST @ $80
#38 @ 15:27 CST @ $80

Running total : $2957 (Net ~$1464 ) (Use pre-tax/cut figure for maximum potential)

This is barely enough money for her holiday DoorDash.

I’m willing to be Amber also has some feeders privately giving her money in exchange for attention and pics/vids of her folds. Her constant thirst traps have to draw in the sickos.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Amber would 1000% try and come between MamaLynn and her fake fiance. Especially if Amber doesn't get the monetization back in February and she has to move out of the apartment. The real question would be if Amber gets MamaLynn fired because we all know how she feels about her caretaker leaving for a job

Please God let her try and fail to do this because the beepeedee PTSD OBCD MuH ChIlDhOoOd meltdown when Mamalynn chooses a man over her dainty cherub afer choosing drink and drugs over her for most of her life would be so fucking funny.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

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Beaten by Gypsy Rose lol. Are they in the same «bracket» or whatever?

She is flexing on that - just when you thought she couldn't be any more fucked in the head

 

[Clotso Coof]

Running total : $2957 (Net ~$1464 ) (Use pre-tax/cut figure for maximum potential)

I'm tempted to say, "I can't believe how many people are paying her 80 bucks for 1 minute videos!" but then I remember what a (fat) bottomless well gorlworld is for parasocial losers. 38 Cameos and she might even get a boost in the next couple days as the disability checks hit her fans' bank accounts.

Amber will find genuine fans to kiss her ass for the rest of her life as long as she can still get online. She'll have beezer/Ambie chat types competing with each other for her attention and creepy rural lesbians hitting up her DMs.

The internet has shown us that what we once thought was one in a million type weirdo shutins are actually more like one in a hundred bottom feeders with chips on their shoulders. We're literally surrounded by gooners, fat activists and anti-social tumblerinas. I'm tempted to blame the social media, but I wonder how much was there for a generation and is just being publicly revealed by youtube/Tiktok/instagram.

Amber's channel was slowly dying before demonetization and the decline will accelerate. She'll go broke. But she's not exiting gorlworld until she moves on to the Big Bingo Hall in the Sky.

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

she might even get a boost in the next couple days as the disability checks hit her fans' bank accounts.

I'm sure there are a handful waiting to get a speck of attention from our deathfat with their neetbux. However, if she has return customers I doubt it'll be a large percentage.

In order to keep cameo as a money maker she is going to have to shill her cameo at every single opportunity (Fake messages she sends herself on insta, or plugging it in a tiktok/snapchat etc).

If she doesn't, cameo is going to slow to a unremarkable halt. It's already slowing down as those who were remotely interested have already purchased one.

Part of the reason it has already slowed down significantly is because Fat Amber thinks she's worth $80. Quirky and Foodie understand how this works which is why their Cameos are $25 and $30 respectively.

90 seconds for $15 net is something porkahontus thinks she's above. She's a celebrity guise!!

The initial sales are giving her a big head and she's going to be up shit creek if she isn't planning on any other methods of income production.

Looking at the numbers and frequencies of her uploads... I really doubtCameo is going to be sustainable for the next 30-90 days. Even if she can get remonetized, she's going to be in a spot until then (Assuming she doesn't have anything in savings).

Also fun side thought: Anyone remember Fat Amber admitting she spent thousands on a single phone app? I'm sure it was more than just a couple thousand on ONE app.

 

[General Woundwort]

Looking at the numbers and frequencies of her uploads... I really doubt Cameo is going to be sustainable for the next 30-90 days.

What're the bets that she's still not putting any of that Cameo money aside because she thinks it's never going to slow down?

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

What're the bets that she's still not putting any of that Cameo money aside because she thinks it's never going to slow down?

That's a sucker's bet. No takers.

Rule #1 of cows: they are incapable of learning.

 

[janeir0]

Also fun side thought: Anyone remember Fat Amber admitting she spent thousands on a single phone app? I'm sure it was more than just a couple thousand on ONE app.

Yeah like obviously she's spent a shitton on food, candles, perfumes, legos, and other various knickknack junk. But I would bet she's dumped thousands and thousands into various shitty mobile games over the years

 

[Pange]

That's a sucker's bet. No takers.

Rule #1 of cows: they are incapable of learning.

I mean right after begging and asking people for one penny they got the picture of her playing bingo do you think bingo is free? Like if I lost my job then I'm over here acting like I'm scraping pennies together I definitely would not be out playing bingo.

 

[Clotso Coof]

I wonder how much the food costs at Bingo. Any chance she spends less than 30 on the food alone? Who knows with the actual bingo costs.

Fat Amber thinks she's worth $80. Quirky and Foodie understand how this works which is why their Cameos are $25 and $30 respectively.

Imagine being worse with money than Chantal.

Anyone remember Fat Amber admitting she spent thousands on a single phone app?

Makes me wonder how much she was really spending on scratcher lotto tickets.

 

[cuttysnark]

I wonder how much the food costs at Bingo. Any chance she spends less than 30 on the food alone? Who knows with the actual bingo costs.

Imagine being worse with money than Chantal.

Makes me wonder how much she was really spending on scratcher lotto tickets.

 

[Clotso Coof]

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Those prices are pretty reasonable. A 6.50 burger? 11.00 for a chicken fried steak meal? Guess I'll stop by the bingo hall if I happen to be stuck in Amber's hood.

She's probably spending in the 20-30 range for the food. Loaded fries, a pretzel, cookies, candy and 2 large sodas would put her at 23 before taxes. Then there's eggrolls, ice cream, tater tots...