🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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"Got you to nearly 400 lbs" now she wishes she could be near 400 lbs.
Disappointed but not surprised that Amber "nuh uh"-ed herself into hundreds more pounds of flesh and a decade later on this earth is now just broke and fat. Lmao.

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Too bad she cant fit on a plane.
Too bad she can’t fit in Rhode Isalnd.
 
She should go on My 600 Lb Life or whatever the current iteration is. Do it Amber. Shower scene incoming, everybody get your emesis bags ready.
She actually did have an audition tape for a show like that. They didn't want her.

This isn't the original audition tape but it's way more engaging than the original (and uses the original) lmaoo.


I miss Katie W 💔
 
For what documented disability after "working" for youtube for 13 years?

I swear people for some reason think it just happens. Its just magic. Anyone can get it! Even just for being fat!

Despite this not aligning with reality at all. Lol. Lmao even.
Exactly. If her job was eating, she can still do that. And if her job was vlogging, she can still do that, so technically she’s able to “work”, it’s just that her employer no longer wants to pay her for the piss poor quality of what she is producing. You can’t get disability just because you can’t do exactly the work you want, how you want to do it. And before they approve someone, I think you have to demonstrate a history of being unable to work despite reasonable accommodations. But I doubt she’d apply anyway. She’d have to admit that she’s eaten herself into complete dependency and dysfunction, something Amber has never been able to admit unless it’s in hindsight to say she’s doing fantastic now. I think she’d rather be homeless than admit she is fundamentally flawed to an irrevocable extent.
 
Even if she gets the easiest sit down job imaginable, it'll be a near impossible adjustment for her because it requires routine. Getting up, getting to work, obeying a schedule etc. Shes never had to do that
 
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There were no leftovers.

Unsurprisingly.
 
For what documented disability after "working" for youtube for 13 years?

I swear people for some reason think it just happens. Its just magic. Anyone can get it! Even just for being fat!

Despite this not aligning with reality at all. Lol. Lmao even.
I get the idea all the people getting defensive about disability benefits is because “they really deserve it for their disability” and totally proved how they can never work.

Getting your $900 a month SSI check is a way of life for the white underclass in poor areas.

Medicaid is your free punch card to build a “medical record” to get it. It’s enough money to get by in low cost of living areas (because you also qualify for income based housing). Lots of shady doctors help you “build your file” for the SS disability office.

Amber would have to go the Becky route for her SS check. Get on Medicaid then rack up appointments to get doctors to list all her disabilities and mentals. She will eventually end up on SSI if she lives long enough. For now it’s probably too much of a step down in lifestyle, but it’s in her future.

Being 500 lbs, and all the medical issues that go with it, has gets most fatties on the SS check dole. Most ppl on MSHPL are on disability and Medicaid - which is how they can “move to Houston” and Dr Now gets paid for his service
 
Fat amber hasnt completed a cameo in almost 48 hours. I think she's waiting to build up enough to make "working" for 30 minutes worth it. Its truly peak laziness. I was thinking she was holding out for twonk sympathy cameos.

It's insanely coincidental that twonk is getting surgery right after fat amber got demonetized and on black friday when she puts her cameos on sale.

She has never cared about twinkie. I'm not buying this sudden change of heart.
 
Fat amber is awake! Its time for the black on black on black on black friday cameos! Will edit as they come in. Also the price is the bare minimum. She could have had some of these orders sitting at 80, but for simplicity's sake I'll be using the black friday sale number non urgent price.

New Cameo Videos
#23 @ 13:36CST @ $64
#24 @ 13:39CST @ $64
#25 @ 13:42CST @ $64
#26 @ 13:47CST @ $64
#27 @ 13:51CST @ $64
#28 @ 13:55CST @ $64

Running total : $2189 (Net ~$1084 ) (Use pre-tax/cut figure for maximum potential)

Simple disclosure: The script was spotty up until the 4th video I caught. There could be a handful of cameos missing.
 
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I'm a Twinkie Surgery Denier I do not believe the dog finally got vet care right when Ambs needed sympathy the mostest.
 
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