🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Insulin reid said:
That shit ended with the gaycare. Amber could never have roommates that werent really just "friends" that moved in with her because shes a crazy bitch. And being a landlord technically would give her a bigger power trip than what happened with beck and the boys
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Ah yes, I vaguely remember there was a gay male couple that lived with them for a while. If I recall, one of them had a job and tried to perform upkeep, the other was just a deadbeat.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I do not understand why she needs to sell her rubbish so quickly. If I was her, I would make a plan to survive at least for 90 days, and see if I could save as much money from her last pay. Except from the camera, everything should be binned.
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Amber has no capacity to plan for the future, as she is a perpetual toddler with arrested development. She is in the state she is in because of this. On top of that, she lacks the ability to gradually work towards anything that could improve her life because there is no instant gratification or dopamine hit that her addict brain needs to function. That's why I think it's hilarious that people think she is some sort of master manipulator who can play the long-con when it's been proven time and time again that she lacks the patience or foresight to work towards anything. She can't do large-picture thinking to examine the root of her problems to get a clearer picture of what needs to be done with regards to her YT channel.

The solution is simple. She could just do what everyone has been suggesting, which is to open another channel or prep her existing channel to be suitable for YT's ToS so she won't get nuked, but that requires effort and time, lmao.

It's amazing how she has no survival instincts in terms of trying to get her life together or to get herself out of challenging situations, yet somehow has the resilience of a cockroach and is able to weather difficult scenarios, like getting cancer or being exposed like she has been this past year. Or just surviving in that 700lb flesh prison. So many chances and opportunities she has been given throughout her life and she just squanders everything because she is a lazy ass.
 
Welp, looks like my chance to play Choosy is gone.

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One thing that immediately caught my attention was the KPop Demon Hunters acrylic. What are these, btw? Are they supposed to be acrylic stands? It honestly made me laugh to imagine Amber suddenly going full oshikatsu.

I only even know about this movie because my nieces are obsessed with it. Has Amber ever actually shown an interest in collecting pop culture merch in a real way? There is the Billie Eilish perfume, the Fortnite skin, and a few fandom-adjacent laygos (Nintendo, Batman, etc.), but her “collections” always feel very surface level. She never seems truly attached to any one show or universe. The only real exception I can think of is The Walking Dead during the Krystle/Destiny era. During Gaycare, she mostly watched whatever was trending: Insidious, the IT remakes, random awful B movie horrors.

Her bookshelves feel the same. They look like a graveyard of whatever she happened to grab off the shelves at TJ Maxx. There is no thread, no specific taste, no sense of “this is someone who loves X/Y/Z.” No Cormac McCarthy, no Jean Baudrillard…

What I am trying to say is that Amber does not really come across as a person with an inner life that shows up in her interests. She tried writing fanfiction in her early YouTube days and it was genuinely bad. It has to be gut wrenching to look back at thirteen years of “collecting,” hundreds of thousands of dollars spent, and realize it is all junk. Nothing in demand, nothing thoughtfully curated, even the retired laygos not treated as anything close to an investment.

She does not seem to think in terms of long-term value at all. No stocks, no crypto, no real savings. Her main expenses for the past decade have basically been food and Torrid tents.

If she ever lets herself really sit with that, it has to be a harrowing wake-up call.
 
You know, I don’t really understand how legacy views vs new views and how they get paid, but maybe if Hamber didn’t spend the last few months taking long breaks for all the dumb shit she did to herself, maybe she would have a nest egg.
 
Why on Earth would Google commit genocide against Mukbangers?

I blame Nickocado Avocado, for getting skinny.
 
I call shenanigans said:
Amber has mentioned many times over the years (right back to the gaycare era) that she has a tax accountant, puts aside 30%+ of her YouTube pay for taxes, and saves the receipts for everything used on her channel.
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So she has put aside 30% of the money she has made over the past year is her current savings. Assuming she still has a tax accountant (that's debatable), she will have to pay him, use that money and still have money to survive until February/March if she can apply for demonetization. I don't see it happening
 
ExplodedWhale said:
The Fatty Illuminati is honestly attacking Amber at this point.


Candy has been doing fetish porn since 2002-2003. She has a way established fan base of degenerates that more than likely followed her to YouTube when she started a channel in 2010 and started posting in 2011.

Her "fandom" has only grown since then, and many non-fetish watchers do regard her as more nice and dare I say… palatable than the likes of Amber and Chantal.

Personality is a huge thing when it comes to the weirdos that buy porn/prostitutes. You don't necessarily have to look amazing, but you should be decently nice to entice people to coming back.

Yeah, there's probably weirdos that get off on the bitchy women, but it's probably more in the "dominatrix sexy mistress" way than just Amber following you around half-naked like Pooh Bear and throwing a tantrum and trying to guilt trip and gaslight you into forgiving her after she starts a fight with you and scratches/pushes/hits you. With all the porn degeneracy I've seen on KF, I've never seen a fetish for THAT.

Anyway, long story short… I don't think Amber has the chops to make it as an extreme fetish porn model / OnlyFans ho. She's just too miserable and mean-spirited, and probably wouldn't do freaky shit even if it meant money.

She genuinely think very highly of herself and actually looks down on people who sell their body given how openly shitty she talked about the ex-roommmate Destiny and her had who was a stripper. Also she just cried she has to be a normal person now and work for money. shes got some ego.
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Amber has a better looking face and good hair, I dont underestimate the freaks that watch SSBBW shit. Imagine if Amber got a new channel and made that into an actual weight loss journey, she’d be Tammy’s level of success
 
LigmaTwatz said:
Amber has a better looking face and good hair, I dont underestimate the freaks that watch SSBBW shit. Imagine if Amber got a new channel and made that into an actual weight loss journey, she’d be Tammy’s level of success
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Except she couldn’t monetise that content under the new YouTube terms of service. These exclude deliberate weight loss via diet and exercise, plus no weighins. Plus Tammy had the most invasive, body altering WLS available, along with extensive plastic surgery. Amber can’t afford that, and can’t qualify for it. She already tried that with the same surgeon Tammy Slaton had while living with Jade in Kentucky.

I gather from your deficit of ALR lore that you are relatively new to the Amberverse.
 
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drain said:
I've said it a lot but financially relying on online platforms run by questionable corporations headed by shady people without saving any money in the process is crazy. One day the party will end, like it or not.
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ALR is white trash. She was never taught wise financial strategies or sound business practices, and, because she has a lazy egocentric personality, she never bothered to learn more about them as an adult.

StrawberryDouche said:
Amber made well over a million dollars in her YT career, easily. Over the years, there was A LOT of coping and sneeding ITT about how she was only making pennies. No ma'am. She was making bank. During her peak in the Gaycare era, she was easily making 200k/year.
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I think that one of the reasons she never diversified is because the money she got from YouTube was so good. She never felt the need to expand her horizons because she was already content with how much she was raking in by doing basically nothing on her YT channel.

She could have been making even more money at her peak if she had diversified her online presence and leaned into her status as a lolcow. There are some people that genuinely like Amber, and even more that ironically like her. They would have gobbled up her 10.99 chili recipe, or a 20.99 ghost-written memoir, or some gaudy hoodies with designs by (the relatively artistic) Becky. She could have had a Patreon by now, or a successful LEGO-themed TikTok page, or anything else, but she never felt the need or desire to do so.

I don't think Amber actually enjoys making YT videos, or having an online presence anymore. I think that ship sailed a long time ago. She's not the same quirky gorl we all knew and loved back in her heyday. I think she's stuck with it for so long because she's afraid of her life without it. Her YT channel is all she really has in her life. Her life is so empty and meaningless as it is, and I think being a YouTuber is a big BIG part of her self-identity. I really think she'd already be dead if she didn't have her social media presence.
 
Sarah Connor said:
She does not seem to think in terms of long-term value at all. No stocks, no crypto, no real savings. Her main expenses for the past decade have basically been food and Torrid tents.

If she ever lets herself really sit with that, it has to be a harrowing wake-up call.
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she has no care for KDM or any specific cartoon/anime whatever(there's more acrylics there than just KDM characters). places like Temu/Ali just have listings for grab bags of these character goods whether they be printed on stickers/acrylic stands/anything else that you can get for pennies and she just bought them during shopping binges to have extra choosey fodder. Amby is a simple creature
 
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