🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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lol Amber's comments about how she'd "rather act young than act old."

Bitch, you never leave the house, except when you go to bingo and the casino.

My grandmother in her early 90's had a far more active and exciting social life than Amber does in her 30's. She talks like a low-IQ teenager and lives the life of a sedentary geriatric.
 
maybe a pigeon said:
In gorlworld the bar is so low for being intelligent and educated, I’m willing to bet a stack of scratchers and a 20 piece McNugget that everyone who has ever left a comment in this thread exceeds it.
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I am willing to bet the smartest person in gorl world is Jade. She got in, didn't take as much shit as previous gorls, dropped her off, and left this entire universe behind her. Right now Amber and Rachel are competing for the dumbest and the smuggest
 
The smartest people in Gorlworld are the regular people in the wild that look at Big AL and decide not to engage, forcing her to concoct increasingly outlandish narratives that 'prove' how desirable she is.

Also I swear, you look away for a couple of weeks and she somehow gets fatter.
 
In Amber's world there are two vices. Smoking and eating.
That's why she says she'd rather eat.
Gorl, we KNOW you smoke that fake weed, that's bad for your lungs too.
 
✨Tard-Star✨ said:
I feel like she probably hits THC pens, bonus points if they sparkle or light up
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Aesthetic!


I forgot Oklahoma was only legal for medicinal purposes, she’s smoking that gross delta 8 hemp shit. She should be smoking a cigarette when she gets hungry instead but big girl is massive currently.
 
I think she takes Delta 8 to increase the pleasure of eating. That's the true high she desires.

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Remember when she took Delta 8 while on GLP-1 and out ate her medication? lmao
 
Hayduraide said:
I think she takes Delta 8 to increase the pleasure of eating. That's the true high she desires.

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Remember when she took Delta 8 while on GLP-1 and out ate her medication? lmao
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Didn't the same thing happen to Chantal? She started taking ozempic and then started eating 250mg of weed gummies a night to regain her appetite. Im surprised amber smokes Delta 8 though, that stuff doesnt do shit and it burns like hell
 
Hayduraide said:
I think she takes Delta 8 to increase the pleasure of eating. That's the true high she desires.

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Remember when she took Delta 8 while on GLP-1 and out ate her medication? lmao
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Regular weed also makes food taste good. And you dont need an ID card to buy it from your neighborhood weed dealer. Shes scared of doing an illegal thing or making friends so of course her only course of action is making her mom go in and buy her fake weed so she can get high and eat.

Its probably more from pain or nausea from her fat bullshit of a body than anything else. She wont take pills until its dire but smoking fake weed is just enough of an illusion to work for her. Its not a pill its a plant, its legal and not illegal, and she can smoke it while walking twinky or probably smokes in her apartment or outside so it gives her something else to do in her day. Shes got arthritis in her hip, she had that dangleen ankle that took months to heal and has gotten older. Her body must be screaming and the fake weed takes the edge off.
I highly doubt shes just smoking it to make food taste better she already has those weird orgasms over processed junk.
 
Goatchoker said:
I hope she smokes that terrible gas station spice shit.
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Based on what she has said in the past she uses Delta 8 which (as a former long-term weed smoker) is garbage and feels like nothing. THC-A joints which are legal in many states and can be bought in gas stations are nearly identical to smoking actual weed, but I doubt very much this is what Amber is using.
 
i fear we're going to be stuck in the "Amber and Emily get back together -> they break up -> they have public crash outs -> everything is rescinded -> Emily makes Amber issue a public PR apology -> repeat" cycle for the foreseeable future
 
DeadNivea said:
i fear we're going to be stuck in the "Amber and Emily get back together -> they break up -> they have public crash outs -> everything is rescinded -> Emily makes Amber issue a public PR apology -> repeat" cycle for the foreseeable future
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It'll be funny the first few cycles but get boring. At least whenever anyone breaks up with Amber, she more often than not crashes out and goes on a public smearing campaign against her former lover. Maybe Rachel will make her audience fund Emily's pockets behind the scenes again to get more thrilling information such as "Amber is mean when she doesn't get her Cocoa Puffs on time."
 
Hayduraide said:
It'll be funny the first few cycles but get boring. At least whenever anyone breaks up with Amber, she more often than not crashes out and goes on a public smearing campaign against her former lover. Maybe Rachel will make her audience fund Emily's pockets behind the scenes again to get more thrilling information such as "Amber is mean when she doesn't get her Cocoa Puffs on time."
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"You'll never believe this, but according to my sources, Amber is fat and stinks."
 
DeadNivea said:
i fear we're going to be stuck in the "Amber and Emily get back together -> they break up -> they have public crash outs -> everything is rescinded -> Emily makes Amber issue a public PR apology -> repeat" cycle for the foreseeable future
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But why? Amber and Emily tried to live together for a few weeks and it finished in a disaster. Emily is not going to have Amber returning to Wisconsin. So, most adults would basically cut off this relationship since it will lead to nothing. This is high school level craziness if each high school was separated by about 1,500 km. There is a time in life when you just move on.
 
Hayduraide said:
all while harping about her "first class philosophy degree that taught her to think."
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Obviously not well enough. I'd be looking at a refund.
Bitch I eat people said:
In Amber's world there are two vices. Smoking and eating.
That's why she says she'd rather eat.
Gorl, we KNOW you smoke that fake weed, that's bad for your lungs too.
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Eeeteeen
Smokeeen
Drinkeeen
Gambleeen
If it's a vice, it's part of Amboars world. Hell how many pages back is her TikTok at the bingo hall popping off an entire fucking stack of lottery tickets while looking bored out of her fat mind?
Emotional Support Goose said:
LMAO at her begging Emily to take her to get scratchers because she wants to do them to unwind. Just when I thought she couldn't get more white trash if she tried she drops a nugget like that
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Calories said:
Another "mini vlog" short

She adds potato chips to a fastfood sandwich.

Saturday mini vlog [YzwGmEQeLaA].mp4
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cuttysnark said:
They call them "pull tabs" around my parts. My local Volunteer Fire Dept sells them at their gun raffles (with plenty of free beer)
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Tbh I'm already bored of this Emily breakup/makeup era. I want Alexis to insert her fat piggy face and try to steal Emily or some shit. Have yet another lover stolen from under her lol Come on Emily, Alexis looks like Amber and weighs nearly as much, why settle for one Amber when you could have 2?
 
General Woundwort said:
Tbh I'm already bored of this Emily breakup/makeup era. I want Alexis to insert her fat piggy face and try to steal Emily or some shit. Have yet another lover stolen from under her lol Come on Emily, Alexis looks like Amber and weighs nearly as much, why settle for one Amber when you could have 2?
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I guess 600lb mentally stunted lesbians* are hard to come by
 
Turd Fergusson said:
But why? Amber and Emily tried to live together for a few weeks and it finished in a disaster. Emily is not going to have Amber returning to Wisconsin. So, most adults would basically cut off this relationship since it will lead to nothing. This is high school level craziness if each high school was separated by about 1,500 km. There is a time in life when you just move on.
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Death fat feeders are different, I'm sure. Amber is a prime choice piece, wrapped in absolute stupidity and insanity. But people like Emily can't resist, they have their targets, high school drama be damned.
 
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