🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[General Woundwort]

The only reason Amber isn't publicly part of the HAES crowd is because they're universally shunned and laughed at. She does at the core of it believe in HAES because she's 600lbs and has for years been insisting she's healthy, and telling us that fat people can be as fit and healthy as 'skinny people'. Even as she's going to A&E with heart issues. She's still healthy! Pls believe!

In the live she said she wants to look like a goddess, she must be referring to the Venus figurine

She wishes her tits were that big.

 

[that's enough spaghetti!]

ambabies will be asked to sacrifice 40 pieces McNuggets in her honor every bingo Friday and grow Shih-tsu piggy tails and various fat tumors as a tribute to Her Supreme Obesity.
If I had to translate Hambie in the history of art I'd use this painting by Juan Carreno de Miranda, very accurate

I'm dead wait this dainty gorl has to be one of the first lolcows omg is she hambers inspiration? She was 1 mile ahead of us all along!! Redemption arc

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

"the monster- dressed" has an interesting story. That's a painting of Eugenia Martínez Vallejo- she was a little girl sold to the Spanish court in the 1680s as a jester, who's theorized to have had prader- willi syndrome based on her facial features.


On another note, I'd say Amber looks like this Venus, in terms of shape (not proportion)



Or the seated woman:


I love ancient art

 

[Holy T_Rex]

"the monster- dressed" has an interesting story. That's a painting of Eugenia Martínez Vallejo- she was a little girl sold to the Spanish court in the 1680s as a jester, who's theorized to have had prader- willi syndrome based on her facial features.


On another note, I'd say Amber looks like this Venus, in terms of shape (not proportion)

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Or the seated woman:
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I love ancient art

All hail the sacred ancestral lard shelf

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Just this. That’s all. Rachel is too into herself and prattles on forever.

And a bloody idiot for being so gobsmacked that Emily went back to ALR.

I’m grateful for the tea but that doesn’t make Rachel smart or interesting.

In gorlworld the bar is so low for being intelligent and educated, I’m willing to bet a stack of scratchers and a 20 piece McNugget that everyone who has ever left a comment in this thread exceeds it.

And yet we don’t all start a YT channel where we share our deep insights monetize our reactions and slowly yet surely sell out to algorithm-approved groupthink. .

And that’s why reactors inevitably turn into cows. They all start off with fresh insights and then start repeating themselves, pandering to the audience, or otherwise phoning it in. The central problem being that the girls themselves aren’t that interesting, so how many unique ways are there to point and laugh?

P.S. For all of their fixation with eating, can you name one gorl who is actually a good cook? (Admittedly, when your hands resemble a bunch of bananas, it’s difficult to acquire good knife skills.)

 

[Jacknife]

It's the gay version of every straight woman drooling over Snowflake. I well and truly do not get it.

Except that snowflake is just a somewhat attractive guy and more importantly he isn't 200kg

Is there a thing where lesbians just prefer fat woman? Maybe to be less threatened by their partner cheating?

 

[Chococat3012]

Somebody save Twinkie

 

[Major Pain]

Funny how Porkahontas skips straight to Smoking being worst for your heart health.
Right over not exercising, eating excessive processed sugars and looking after your mental health.
I wonder why?

 

[Constellationzero]

And yet we don’t all start a YT channel where we share our deep insights monetize our reactions and slowly yet surely sell out to algorithm-approved groupthink. .

And that’s why reactors inevitably turn into cows. They all start off with fresh insights and then start repeating themselves, pandering to the audience, or otherwise phoning it in. The central problem being that the girls themselves aren’t that interesting, so how many unique ways are there to point and laugh?

Karina Kaboom
FFG
Fagary Michael

Looking at you

 

[tuna and cum sandwich]

"What is one thing you would never do? They ALWAYS say smoking!" She has mentioned this several times after seeing whatever single TikTok she got it from years ago. Smoking clogs your arteries, increases your blood pressure, etc...just like being a greedy fat fuck does? The problem with smoking is that is easier and somehow cheaper for your average person to smoke a pack a day than it is to eat 5000+ calories a day. She'd be better off with a cigarette constantly hanging from her mouth like Bill from Left For Dead than being nearly 600lb. I'm so sick of her saying this like it's some kind of "gotcha, fatphobe!". She's in such denial of her current condition it's fucking insane.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

"What is one thing you would never do? They ALWAYS say smoking!" She has mentioned this several times after seeing whatever single TikTok she got it from years ago. Smoking clogs your arteries, increases your blood pressure, etc...just like being a greedy fat fuck does? The problem with smoking is that is easier and somehow cheaper for your average person to smoke a pack a day than it is to eat 5000+ calories a day. She'd be better off with a cigarette constantly hanging from her mouth like Bill from Left For Dead than being nearly 600lb. I'm so sick of her saying this like it's some kind of "gotcha, fatphobe!". She's in such denial of her current condition it's fucking insane.

Smoking could also help her lose weight

 

[Even more 8008135]

It's been confirmed in the texts between Scabby McStinks and Fed Bundy that Amber smokes.

Confirmation Amber smokes. She said she's swolleeen because she's walking more in OK. Emily asks why, and Amber says she's taking Twinkie out, going to get her own Uber Eats from the door, and going to smoke. She also mentions she's high at one point.

 

[General Woundwort]

In gorlworld the bar is so low for being intelligent and educated, I’m willing to bet a stack of scratchers and a 20 piece McNugget that everyone who has ever left a comment in this thread exceeds it.

You're not wrong. Remember when gorlworld was calling Becky's girlfriend an educated gorlie because she had a GED? I'm starting to legit believe most of gorlworld are just Amber clones.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

"What is one thing you would never do? They ALWAYS say smoking!" She has mentioned this several times after seeing whatever single TikTok she got it from years ago. Smoking clogs your arteries, increases your blood pressure, etc...just like being a greedy fat fuck does? The problem with smoking is that is easier and somehow cheaper for your average person to smoke a pack a day than it is to eat 5000+ calories a day. She'd be better off with a cigarette constantly hanging from her mouth like Bill from Left For Dead than being nearly 600lb. I'm so sick of her saying this like it's some kind of "gotcha, fatphobe!". She's in such denial of her current condition it's fucking insane.

I'd bet that if you asked the same cardiologists about being a 600+ pound pile of shit that doesn't move and keeps getting fatter they'd definitely say  that was worse.

 

[Calories]

It's been confirmed in the texts between Scabby McStinks and Fed Bundy that Amber smokes.



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When she was with Jade you could see in a video a pack of cigarettes on the counter in the background. I think there also might have been an ashtray outside. I think the excuse was that it's for one or some of the many friends they had that came over and smoked.

I bet her new excuse will be that she vapes and that's totally different somehow.

 

[Insulin reid]

Amber just smokes fake weed not cigarettes. If she smoked she would buy the expensive ones, get the menthol bead ones teenagers get to seem cool. We would have seen the red Marlboro expensive pack when that was cool with late teen girls. Its not illegal and has always looked sexual in the social eye we 1000% would have seen her smoke on camera, she would have made it part of her personality and would smoke with mom at bingo to seem cool. Amber smokes weed and isnt even cool enough to do the real stuff.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I've known people in their 80s and 90s who were lifelong smokers. I have never known or seen an 80 year old who was 500 pounds.

Shut up, Amber.

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

P.S. For all of their fixation with eating, can you name one gorl who is actually a good cook? (Admittedly, when your hands resemble a bunch of bananas, it’s difficult to acquire good knife skills.)

I miss the era where our gorl would come on camera and slap together a load of canned food and an onion and call it a chilli... ah. The good old days. Then force Becky to eat her slop, as well Eric and Ricky.

Amber just smokes fake weed not cigarettes. If she smoked she would buy the expensive ones, get the menthol bead ones teenagers get to seem cool. We would have seen the red Marlboro expensive pack when that was cool with late teen girls. Its not illegal and has always looked sexual in the social eye we 1000% would have seen her smoke on camera, she would have made it part of her personality and would smoke with mom at bingo to seem cool. Amber smokes weed and isnt even cool enough to do the real stuff.

I agree to an extent, but I also think she knows she'd face quite a lot of backlash for posting herself smoking. I think it would mostly be used as sexy videos for her gfs, as the majority of people couldn't ever be attracted to her body. Most people dog on her for drinking on stream because of how bad it can be for someone at her weight.

I've known people in their 80s and 90s who were lifelong smokers. I have never known or seen an 80 year old who was 500 pounds.

Couldn't agree with this one more. Being fat kills you, for some reason, people who smoke seem to live to 100 out of spite. I've known people to be about 250+ dying in their 50s, which is why I'm surprised about Amber living so long. She obviously won't make it past 45 if she keeps up at it.

**edit spelling

 

[Insulin reid]

I miss the era where our gorl would come on camera and slap together a load of canned food and an onion and call it a chilli... ah. The good old days. Then force Becky to eat her slop, as well Eric and Ricky.

Theres nobody to hold at gunt point in order to receive compliments on cooking things.

I agree to an extent, but I also think she knows she'd face quite a lot of backlash for posting herself smoking. I think it would mostly be used as sexy videos for her gfs, as the majority of people couldn't ever be attracted to her body. Most people dog on her for drinking on stream because of how bad it can be for someone at her weight.

We would have seen it during the destiny era, the beck era and at the least the jade era at least once, made it a personality trait at least once. Im convinced if it was cigarettes we would have seen it, and shes made fake weed her personality but that went about as good as the time she got cancer and tried to call herself a cancer warrior. It happened like once and that was it.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Theres nobody to hold at gunt point in order to receive compliments on cooking things.

We would have seen it during the destiny era, the beck era and at the least the jade era at least once, made it a personality trait at least once. Im convinced if it was cigarettes we would have seen it, and shes made fake weed her personality but that went about as good as the time she got cancer and tried to call herself a cancer warrior. It happened like once and that was it.

I agree. How many videos did she make when she became a coffee drinker? Finally she admitted she hated coffee. Not to mention all the money she wasted on coffee stuff to cosplay as a coffee drinker. She has to make everything her personality.