🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FatalTater]

Emily and discussion of her only really started about page 3692 of this thread.
Barely over a year ago.
Amber only visited Wisconsin for what, 2-3 months?
That's not even living together, that's a long vacation!
All this, "I was miserable! I was tortured!" when all Amber had to do was call her mom and arrange for a ride back to her own home in Oklahoma.

 

[Hayduraide]

Amber is so bad at giving receipts. She either reads selected messages from her screen without showing anything, or she searches for specific words, flashes her phone at the screen for 2 seconds, then scrolls away to find more quick, out-of-context molments. It's so fast, I have to get on my computer to pause and grab screenshots, else everything would be blurry.

Spoiler: Screenshots

Amber: "See, she called me a cunt here! And there!" Meanwhile, if you pause, you can see Amber calling Emily the same names. What made Emily's receipts more believable is she showed 77 screenshots of a day's argument all in context. Amber is cherry picking brief flashes of moments to show. You'd think after 10+ years of being involved in Youtube tea, she would understand this only makes her look more shady.

The above is in a groupchat with Alexis where everyone is calling each other cunts? Amber uses this as proof that Emily is an evil person for calling Amber a cunt. She also has a difficult time centering the phone in the shot because she has to make sure her entire head is also in the shot so she can look at herself.

Emily accused Amber of cheating on her with Danielle, which Danielle apparently admitted to. Amber said Emily would make up lies and try to get Amber to admit to them.

Just show the entire context of the conversation like Emily did, Amber! You might actually get people to believe you for 2 seconds if you do!

Emily: I have plenty of full ass models in my DMs.
LMAO. Emily types like a fuckbro.

Amber is smiling while sharing most of these, btw.

Amber: I had to message her so many times so she gets it, that "I'm not cheating on you."
So Amber is one of the types who think as long as she keeps repeating something enough times, people will believe you.

Amber: "And when I'd try to apologize, even for something I didn't even know what I was apologizing for, like sometimes I felt like I was apologizing to like have calm. I just want calm. She would say things like, "I don't want your stupid fake-ass apologies."
Amber. Amber...... if your apology is fake, if you're apologizing for something you believe you didn't do, if you're apologizing to control or appease someone, if you're apologizing to make someone behave in a certain way, if you're apologizing while thinking you've never done anything wrong... THAT IS A STUPID FAKE ASS APOLOGY.

She's turning the waterworks on and off. She'll be sniffling, then a second later she'll be smiling, then another second she'll scrunch her face up and take a deep breath, then smile again.

Now she's crying a lot while reading messages silently to herself. She cries harder when she reads off texts of Emily saying "You're not Colleen and you never will be."

Spoiler: Local Archive of Phone Receipts live titled "ok"

I'm glad Amber actually showed something other than saying, "There's so much I could say about Emily/Becky/Jade, but I'm not that kind of person. If I told you all the shit they've done, your jaw would be on the flooooor!" hinting that they've done anything from calling her fat to murdering babies in their carriages.

Tl;dr: A nature documentary about two Cluster B personalities in a relationship narrated by David Attenborough would be amazing.

Edited to add: So, a little context. Tammy talked to Jordy during his most recent live. In it, they talked about how Amber grew up in a toxic home where no one wanted to change, and if you grew up in an environment like that, it's easy to get into relationships as an adult where you're waiting for toxic people to change, even though they never do. Amber just now in her live "I hate this" is mentioning this as if she came up with this concept by herself. Amazing.

She's now in a really good mood. Perky, happy, singing, eating junk food, and drinking buzzballs. People in chat question this and she says, "It's the BPD. You cry and then you're okay. It's how it is." She can tell us all she wants what her symptoms are, but how she's acting is opposite of what she claims is being okay. Shoving bags and bags of junkfood and buzzballs down your throat on live while singing and asking the chat what else she should order on DoorDash is the equivalent of sobbing into your hands. Then she starts huddling over and saying, "Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. I'm scared. Oh no. Fuccccckkkkk." She keeps looking over at something. I think I hear a dog barking far away in the background. ????? Then she leaves saying she needs to get her tripod.

She's totally fine and perfectly happy after crying, you guys. All the BPD gorlies act totally happy and not deranged after crying.

Another edit: Amber and Alexis are talking again. Amber claims they've been texting each other and Alexis is telling the chat "hi". Is it too much to hope for an Amber-in-rebound relationship with Alexis arc? Amber is begging for superchats by asking for a "Truth or Drink but with Superchats."

 

[powdered toast]

Looks like a broken tooth right in the front

 

[Hayduraide]

Amber claims she never watches reaction channels and hasn't for months, so Amber shows her Youtube history to prove it. She scrolls through a bunch of lolcow videos in her Youtube history. Someone asks her to search for Salty Crab and when she clicks the search bar, we see the things she's last searched for:

Rachel, Hecticana, and Jordy at the top of the list.
She grabs the camera and quickly cuts it away.
All she'd have to do is open videos in an incognito tab to keep it out of her Youtube History.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Amber claims she never watches reaction channels and hasn't for months, so Amber shows her Youtube history to prove it. She scrolls through a bunch of lolcow videos in her Youtube history. Someone asks her to search for Salty Crab and when she clicks the search bar, we see the things she's last searched for:

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Rachel, Hecticana, and Jordy at the top of the list.
She grabs the camera and quickly cuts it away.
All she'd have to do is open videos in an incognito tab to keep it out of her Youtube History.

ASMR TSA pat downs??? Is this some weird fantasy she has?

 

[tuna and cum sandwich]

I know the reaction channels are supposed to be the focal point, but ASMR TSA pat downs is so unbelievably fucking funny. How did she even think of that. I can't stand this putrid bitch but sometimes her retardation cracks me up

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

ASMR TSA pat downs??? Is this some weird fantasy she has?

She must fantasize about Emily patting/sniffing down all of her fat folds looking for the food she’s trying to smuggle onto a plane

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Amber claims she never left the door open and lied to "protect" Emily. She said, "We got into a huge fight in the middle of the night. Emily left in the middle of the night for 20 minutes and she left the door open. Then she came home for 40? and left again to go to work. That's when I noticed I couldn't find Rarity."
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The amount of superchats she's getting during this stream is impressive. A new superchat and new member alert pops up every few seconds during most of the stream, especially after she started reading her journal. She's made an absurd amount of money this live.

Amber is asking Rachel what proof does she want about the lies, Emily kicking Amber, etc. Amber is going on and on, "What do you want, Rachel? What proof do you want? Tell me. Tell me. Why won't you say anything?" and then scoffs and acts like Rachel refuses to answer. Meanwhile, Rachel is in the chat typing but wondering why Amber is pretending Rachel isn't saying anything.
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1000% convinced Amber let Rarity out to try and save a failed relationship. This is the 3rd or 4th different version of the story now and none of them have any proof behind them. She is desperately clawing at journals and covering up texts to try and back herself up. All the proof you need that she has killed 2 cats now

Amber claims she never watches reaction channels and hasn't for months, so Amber shows her Youtube history to prove it. She scrolls through a bunch of lolcow videos in her Youtube history. Someone asks her to search for Salty Crab and when she clicks the search bar, we see the things she's last searched for:

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Rachel, Hecticana, and Jordy at the top of the list.
She grabs the camera and quickly cuts it away.
All she'd have to do is open videos in an incognito tab to keep it out of her Youtube History.

Uh oh pookie. I thought you were done watching reaction channels

 

[Raw]

She posted a long ass video on Snapchat after the crashout tonight.

She has been drinking and is looking rough.
Pictures are from before the live crash, also added for archive.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Not to sound like Amber but My jaw hit the floor for real


Edit: you guys I didn’t even notce her legs it’s shocking

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

She posted a long ass video on Snapchat after the crashout tonight.

She has been drinking and is looking rough.
Pictures are from before the live crash, also added for archive.

Buzzballs numb the pain of killing 2 cats but they can never take them away pookie. Pretend like you won't drink again in a few years Amber, you won't be around in a few years.

Not to sound like Amber but My jaw hit the floor for real
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Edit: you guys I didn’t even notce her legs it’s shocking

There is no way she will be with anybody who isn't a feeder. And there's no way she gets to this size if her body is her biggest insecurity. It looks like a knock off playdough ball

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Why is she taking on the personality of NovaOnline, I know he looks very feminine with his long, unwashed hair, but I didn't think she swung that way...

10/10 feeder content, I'm sure Emily loved it

Amber, due to her narcissism, does something called mirroring. You can actually track who she watches. Early on, she copied Pink Sparkles, then GlitterandLasers, Snapchat and TikTok is Jefree Star. She used to word-for-word copy Learning2beFearless.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

A new short, she claims to be counting calories with "no restrictions" "moderation is key". And she claims to have lost 35.41 elbees.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cUTvFytldXQ
Local archive:

Full day of eating while counting calories

Full day of eating while counting calories [cUTvFytldXQ].mp4



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Jesus, and not a single bite of a fresh, raw, unprocessed piece of fruit or a vegetable. I’ll bet her bathroom counter is pleased that she eats so little fiber, but holy hell.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Not to sound like Amber but My jaw hit the floor for real
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Edit: you guys I didn’t even notce her legs it’s shocking

Holy shit. She has always been huge but this is shocking. I'm pretty sure we have seen her in that outhouse shirt and it was loose on her. Even in the pictures I've seen posted today her face is biggest I've ever seen, but sure, she has lost weight.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Holy shit. She has always been huge but this is shocking. I'm pretty sure we have seen her in that outhouse shirt and it was loose on her. Even in the pictures I've seen posted today her face is biggest I've ever seen, but sure, she has lost weight.

Yeah, the outhouse shirt has always been the indication that she’s at her heaviest weight, but holy fuck, it is practically painted on. Her liver tit has a partner in the other side, and her belly is enormous. She has to be over 600 pounds.

Every part of her looks the fattest we’ve ever seen, except she doesn’t have the hexagonal stop sign face of late Gaycare era. I can’t imagine what she’d look like without the filter, but with it on, she‘s practically pinheaded.

 

[Cataloons]

Sooooo, Emily apparently treated her worse than any other partner in any other relationship... despite the whole Rain And Petals Eavesdrop incident. This woman has the most insane priorities.

 

[Flaw Peacock]

Every part of her looks the fattest we’ve ever seen, except she doesn’t have the hexagonal stop sign face of late Gaycare era. I can’t imagine what she’d look like without the filter, but with it on, she‘s practically pinheaded.

That's what kills me, this is still filtered. I keep hoping Emily will post unfiltered pics of our gorl, but if it hasn't happened by now, I don't know if it's gonna. But I noticed the twin liver tit, too. Bitch has more folds than the Tokyo museum of origami.

 

[WasabiPastas]

That's what kills me, this is still filtered. I keep hoping Emily will post unfiltered pics of our gorl, but if it hasn't happened by now, I don't know if it's gonna. But I noticed the twin liver tit, too. Bitch has more folds than the Tokyo museum of origami.

I believe the liver tit twin's formal name should be the spleen tit. Affectionally, spleenie.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

This is so fucking dumb.
Snapchat.

Let me end my night by stating Amber is fat and I would not even cuddle her leg.

She's so fucking stupid

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Remember someone asked her if the winged eyeliner was the filter and she said it was all her? Well, she rubs all her makeup off and you can see the lash filter going on top of her lard hand and and the eyeliner all smudged, but the wing is miraculously still there, lying ass stupid illiterate bitch.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Holy shit. She has always been huge but this is shocking. I'm pretty sure we have seen her in that outhouse shirt and it was loose on her. Even in the pictures I've seen posted today her face is biggest I've ever seen, but sure, she has lost weight.

It's a DRESS!!!