🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Aren't you all lucky that I'm having a very quiet nightshift? 🥰

Here, some more brain melting torture content from Snapchat.
 

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tuna and cum sandwich said:
I'm calling it now that she learned about data annotation from tiktok and now she thinks training AI for a few hours makes her a #selfemployed #girlboss
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Those AI training gigs actually have tests you need to pass to be allowed to work and she's definitely way too stupid for that.
 
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Snapchat update to archive.
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I may be MATI, but between the tongue clicking and the rachet ass attitude in the first video she needs to humble herself before God humbles her by having her toes removed due to her fatness.
Only Amber would find the easiest way to make money as possible from posting her lame ass shorts, and going live for 30 minutes. Also LOL at her saying she will go live when the "energy aligns". A big fat fuck you to the retards who continue to pay her to watch free livestreams.
 
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Tiktok physicist calculates that Amber (assuming she was 500 pounds, a lowball) walking at 2mph into Emily would cause her to go 6.7mph, which is the same amount of force of a 150 pound person running into Emily.
 
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Regarding the hospital visit, she was talking about having heart "palputations" and having "butterflies like where my heart is".
She had been cleaning and moving furniture around (for 6 hours straight?? sure Jan), which she called "not pacing" herself. Mommalynn and stepdadlynn convinced her to go to the hospital as she had a heart rate of 130 bpm for about 45 minutes (claims to have a normal resting range of 60-70 bpm). Claims doctors said she had just overexerted herself, and there was nothing wrong like a heart attack or panic attack. Says she wants to take things slower and see a heart specialist. Also says it might be caffeine related and she says she's cutting back.
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The only muscle Amber still has going in her body is her heart. In body builders, they die with heart problems in their 40s because their heart becomes too big due to pumping blood around a 300+ pound body. So Amber being so fat and needing her heart to pump blood at the rate and strength it currently is would mean she is running on fumes with her heart. There's no way she will be around for long if she says her heart was overexerted in a day. Pets in the Oklahoma area can breath a sigh of relief to know that Amber won't be long for this world
 
Even the filter can't block the puffy redness anymore.
Snapchat vomit continues.
 

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It's small, but one of the most cringe things about Amber imo is how she describes everything/one as 'needing her'. No Amber, your Mom doesn't need you, she managed just fine without you for over 20 years. Her pets would be better off without her. The job she quit when she was with Destiny didn't 'need' her, I kinda suspect they knew she wouldn't last more than a couple of weeks. The elderlies in the nursing home didn't need her. Literally everyone in her life has been better off without her. She's just a burden and I want to believe this 'they need me' thing is a huge cope because she knows she's a burden, but more realistically I think she genuinely believes it.

And lol still claiming that Portuguese heritage. Your race is 'white American' Amber. That's it, as basic as it gets, like the rest of you.
 
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It's small, but one of the most cringe things about Amber imo is how she describes everything/one as 'needing her'. No Amber, your Mom doesn't need you, she managed just fine without you for over 20 years. Her pets would be better off without her. The job she quit when she was with Destiny didn't 'need' her, I kinda suspect they knew she wouldn't last more than a couple of weeks. The elderlies in the nursing home didn't need her. Literally everyone in her life has been better off without her. She's just a burden and I want to believe this 'they need me' thing is a huge cope because she knows she's a burden, but more realistically I think she genuinely believes it.

And lol still claiming that Portuguese heritage. Your race is 'white American' Amber. That's it, as basic as it gets, like the rest of you.
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Nationality: American
Race: obese Cuntcasian Porktuguese

I remember when she spoke about the pca job as an aspiration of hers because she felt helping others like a calling and describing her fantasy like 'at the end of the day knowing that a patient is going to bed thinking "that girl helped me" is the best feeling ever', and that is one of the most telling signs that she's a narcissist, and one of the stupid ones, might I add.

If (and it's a huge IF) she has some self awareness moments she buries them with FUUD and general overconsumption.

The picture of Wasabi and Romeo cuddling was a punch in the stomach because there's a shot of Wasabi and Rarity in the same exact position, and I'm absolutely sorry for what happened to Rarity, whether it was on purpose or not, but that poor Wasabi has seen animals come and go and surely bonded with some of them, only to see them disappear one after another. I'm not humanizing the cat, but goddamnit, I really can't stand the fact that every fucking thing she does she abuses and neglects and destroys. I don't care that much that she abused her exes, but I can't go past the animal abuse.
 
Amberlynn killed Rarity. I was on the fence before, but she says she was moving and exerting herself for 6 hours just this week. Before, I thought she didn’t help look for Rarity because she’s almost immobile. Now I see she can move just fine, and yet she didn’t lift a finger to look for her “child”.

I watch a ton of true crime shit, and one common thread when parents kill their kids and hide their bodies is they never put any effort into searching for the “missing” child. They know it’s pointless, and they know exactly where the body is, moreover they don’t actually want to find the body. Amberlynn has always known where she put Rarity, probably in Emily’s trash can. Considering the temps in WI, and Fat Ambers laziness, she wasn’t burying her in the yard.

She’s such a disgusting fat fuck. She probably wanted to make room for a cat she and Emily could adopt together as their “baby” like a deranged teenager trying to trap a boyfriend. Between Emily feeding people to death and Amberlynn the serial pet killer, Emily’s ex better keep his daughter as far from those two as he can.
 
This guy luckily found Rarity before it was too late. She got into a little paint while in the trash, but she's okay!


On a more serious note, I didn't think Amber would be evil enough to hit Krystle, but she did. I didn't think Amber would gleefully break apart marriages and go on Tiktok bragging about being a side chick, but she did that during the Valentine/Erica era. I've watched Amber for ~7 years now and every year, she consistently proves she's a more evil person than I could imagine. I'll give her credit she's very good at looking like a helpless victim because of her bullshit of a body, her constant crying, and constant medical emergencies. I always think, "Okay she's a piece of shit but at least she's not capable of doing X." Then a few months later she'll do X. The next year I'll think, "Okay so she'll do X, but at least she's not evil enough to do Y." Then a few months later she'll do Y.
If she threw Rarity into a bag and left her in the trash outside in the freezing cold to die so Amber could have more chances to be with her soft and gentle love, I wouldn't even be surprised anymore.
 
A new short, she claims to be counting calories with "no restrictions" "moderation is key". And she claims to have lost 35.41 elbees.


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Calories said:
A new short, she claims to be counting calories with "no restrictions" "moderation is key". And she claims to have lost 35.41 elbees.

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If she's down 35lb then she's low 500's right now?

Also, update from Dispekfulmolments on instagram, Aunt Tammie seems to be active again

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Kinda funny.
 
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I might be retarded and missed this in the thread, but does Porkahontas actually have a job now and if so, do we know what is it?

My theory is that she got a basic data entry job or something similar that's fully remote if she did get one, but I doubt it'll last knowing Hamber.
 
Pillbug said:
I might be retarded and missed this in the thread, but does Porkahontas actually have a job now and if so, do we know what is it?

My theory is that she got a basic data entry job or something similar that's fully remote if she did get one, but I doubt it'll last knowing Hamber.
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She claims to have a 9-5 'work-from-home' job. No evidence to prove it, and every video she uploads there's something that makes it absolutely impossible that she's working (keyboard being unplugged, not having a monitor in front of her, etc). She doesn't have an actual job, current theory on the farm is that she's larping having a job, or is just pretending that her reading forums about herself or replying to comments as a part of youtube is this new WFH job
 
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