🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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General Woundwort said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=efWY7IM7T88
I don't mean to shit up the thread with another post. But some haydur has actually taken the trouble to slow down these vids and look at what she types.
The more interesting thing this person brings up however, is their brownie wrapper theory. The wrapper from the candy bar she showed the other day shows the reflection of her phone while she's recording, but there's no reflection of a monitor. It looks like our gorlypop doesn't even have anything in front of her. The people who were making a fuss about the wireless keyboard not being plugged in were right all along.
Also the Dexter soundtrack makes it sound like she's committing actual crimes lol
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Fucking called it. Typing out fucking jibbrish. 85 words per minute my ass you lying cow. She did the typing test online and failed it so badly. She didn't even show her true results. What a fucking liar
 
Calories said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2v1n4IfvaGg
She lost the sound about eight minutes in so she started a new livestream.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UyXUf6i2Wfw
Edit: I seem to be unable to upload archives on this site today, but I have them downloaded.
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Can't edit my old post anymore, but the site let me upload the archive today, finally. Happy belated fat gorl archive, of the great comeback in spooky month.


i’m back





what in the world

 
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WasabiPastas said:
Fucking. Gross.


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Is this a recent video? I don’t have TikTok or instagram or whatever this is on to look at the comments lol
I’m wondering if she picked up bedbugs from Bingo or if she’s the one spreading them to everyone at bingo 😬
 
My guess is that the scratch and bite marks are actually from the cat because Amber is a retard who doesn’t understand when cats or any living being in general needs space. They are just made worse because Amber, once again being a retard, picks at them.
 
WasabiPastas said:
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Hambers Dainty Hands said:
Dermotillomania is a pretty common thing tbh
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Hmm... if it is a bed bug, and not just a speck of dirt or a crumb of food, perhaps she's been scratching at the bed bug bites? Hard to say; she's already had beg bugs before and I don't put it past her to get them again somehow. Occam's razor would be the cat, but I never really know with Hamby...
 
kawaiikat420 said:
Hmm... if it is a bed bug, and not just a speck of dirt or a crumb of food, perhaps she's been scratching at the bed bug bites? Hard to say; she's already had beg bugs before and I don't put it past her to get them again somehow. Occam's razor would be the cat, but I never really know with Hamby...
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Doesn't look circular enough to be a bed bug to me, but I'm on mobile.
 
California King said:
Doesn't look circular enough to be a bed bug to me, but I'm on mobile.
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If the bedbug had already fed on amber, it would look more rectangular. That could also coincide with the marks all over her.
 
And this isn't the first time we have seen bugs crawling all over Amber. She's a nasty ass bitch. We shouldnt be surprised no matter what kind of bug it is. Looks like a small baby roach. She probably just throws piles of food out for the animals instead of feeding them small portions during specific times of the day. And with her grubby ass eating 24/7 there's probably crumbs everywhere.
 
Its probably fleas. Romeo may have come home with them or she got fleas from bingo but if they are here shes never getting rid of them completely. It takes sustained effort to get rid of fleas if they set in your place and ambers not exactly keen on work so they will be here for a while if its indeed fleas. The animals will suffer for it sadly.

Ambers huge, fleas may as well be amoeba sized and she hardly pays any real attention to her animals and picking them up is... a rarity....if you will...

KittiestKitty said:
And this isn't the first time we have seen bugs crawling all over Amber. She's a nasty ass bitch. We shouldnt be surprised no matter what kind of bug it is. Looks like a small baby roach. She probably just throws piles of food out for the animals instead of feeding them small portions during specific times of the day. And with her grubby ass eating 24/7 there's probably crumbs everywhere.
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Aren't baby roaches bigger than that and more transparent? Though this wouldnt be surprising if it was, amber has indeed been covered in bugs before. I just dont understand how someone would let that happen to them and their surroundings.
 
It does not look like bed bugs nor do her bites look like bed bugs. They would be attacking her elephantitus shaped legs if anything. Also again it's hilarious that in over a decade her vanishing act is the only thing she has ever stuck by. As always she's a disgusting loser. IDK how she didn't feel the bug crawling on her (honestly looks like a flea or fly) all I can assume is that she's used to it.

All I know is more than anything, I dream of a day when she has to cut her nasty long hair off. She needs that badly
 
I bet big dainty has dainty dense clouds of gnats hovering around her dainty coinslot and dainty slip of an asscrack too.
 
It seems Dusty might have shed more than a few el bees? 🤔 Screenshot_20251003_172229_YouTube.jpg

EDIT: by "more than a few el bees" I mean "where the fuck is Lexus"
 
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Insulin reid said:
She types like those old hacker memes making fun of old 90s movies. Im pretty sure back in the day california like most other states had that push for kids to learn computer stuff so shes more than likely been taught how to type properly im pretty sure they even had it for the slow kids too but im not too sure. I can see amber just thinking she knows best or saw someone else typing poorly but quickly and never looked back.
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I haven't been in school for ages but I very distinctly remember having to take typing courses in elementary and middle school growing up. I just don't know if Amber was in California when that was happening because we're more or less the same age (I think she's only a few months older than me). But remember, she was also in an alternative school at some point so I'd imagine the curriculum would be more focus on getting them caught up and out of school than typing.

She could just be exceptional though, I can't imagine that she's using her computers for anything that would require her to, you know. ACTUALLY type in a way that's functional for more than social media and Youtube.
 
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