🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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These look pretty fresh, although I can't tell for sure when she got these marks as she heals very slowly. I don't know if all of them are Romeo though so I'm wondering where it could be coming from. edit: I assume biting from Romeo

If it is from Romeo, this is very similar to Rarity's situation and I'd be worried if he's gonna "explore too hard" in a month from now after Amber catches cellulitis for the 14th time that year.

What's Amber's goal here? Shorts make literal pennies, and there's no way she'll ever be a real influencer if she's seeking adoration and nobody is buying the narrative that she's a work at home girl. She's really just causing fights with randos for the love of the game and to lean further into the fact that she's a lolcow.
 
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These look pretty fresh, although I can't tell for sure when she got these marks as she heals very slowly. I don't know if all of them are Romeo though so I'm wondering where it could be coming from.

If it is from Romeo, this is very similar to Rarity's situation and I'd be worried if he's gonna "explore too hard" in a month from now after Amber catches cellulitis for the 14th time that year.
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what if her brain is finally starting to melt form all the gas station THC chines vapes and she is now into skin picking?
 
Holy T_Rex said:
i imagine her smelling like the sebaceous stuff that sometimes ear lobes develop when you have them pierced and don't put earrings on for a while, a mix of rotten fat and skin dirt and shit.
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Jesus Fucking Christ, why do I keep opening the Farms when I'm eating?!
_scythe_ said:
I'll assume she's waiting for new years for that "new year new me" mentality,
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If she was smart, she'd do a December weight loss push for the views and adsense rate. Post a vid 12/01 called "30 Days Until New Years Eve! Let's Fit in a New Dress!" December has a much higher adsense pay rate than January.
strange creature said:
What's Amber's goal here? Shorts make literal pennies
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It's the same as the thirst shorts she posted years ago with the liver tit showing through the long mesh dress. And the dumb glitter and hearts filters. She was fishing for a girlfriend and for general attention.

Even the role-playing a home-based career woman is about finding a new caretaker girlfriend, or at least convincing everyone she could find one. She's trying to look less incapacitated by her weight and laziness. She can't be a bedbound 600 lb hog if she's typing real fast all day! She's a successful, glamorous, chubby go-getter!
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
stage 2/3 of the Amber cycle.
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I feel like skin walking other creators is Amber's 2025 version of Torrid hauls and shop with me's. She's not doing as many shopping binges in the real world because she's consuming and displaying Tiktok trend videos instead.
 
Amber is live. Some fun tidbits so far: she claims to be employed, no vlogs until vlogmas(I guess just lives and shorts until December?), she looks like she's been crying, and last but not least: she's wearing the same shirt she put Romeo inside of in her short from a few days ago.
Correction: she's not claiming to be employed, she said she's "working" and then clarified that she's "working" on something. What that is is anyone's guess.
 

She lost the sound about eight minutes in so she started a new livestream.


Edit: I seem to be unable to upload archives on this site today, but I have them downloaded.
 
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Amberlynn has some serious circulation issues, probably due to uncontrolled diabetes and hypertension. Injuries to her extremities will heal very, very slowly if at all. But we’re just spinning wheels at this point. The likelihood that her cancer has returned is extremely high. We’re watching the Life By Jen arc.
 
strange creature said:
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These look pretty fresh, although I can't tell for sure when she got these marks as she heals very slowly. I don't know if all of them are Romeo though so I'm wondering where it could be coming from. edit: I assume biting from Romeo

If it is from Romeo, this is very similar to Rarity's situation and I'd be worried if he's gonna "explore too hard" in a month from now after Amber catches cellulitis for the 14th time that year.

What's Amber's goal here? Shorts make literal pennies, and there's no way she'll ever be a real influencer if she's seeking adoration and nobody is buying the narrative that she's a work at home girl. She's really just causing fights with randos for the love of the game and to lean further into the fact that she's a lolcow.
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Literally was about to come here to point these out. TBH those do not all look like they're from the cat - the scratch MAYBE but those open-sore-looking wounds don't look like cat bites.

Maybe self-inflicted? Or she has bed bug bites or something that she continuously picks at until they bleed.
 
Uh, eating shit like dips and chips or rice and slop hovering over a keyboard WILL fuck it up. Oh, no problem, just buy a new different color!

We know she has to eat in front of the TV computer because she is soooo bizzy! Can't take a break! Even if breaks do return you to higher productivity afterwards.

That's just our quirky, speshul gorl!
 
Calories said:
Another iteration in the eating while "working" from home series.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jcf-SnQo4BA
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what I ate today working from home​

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Like her shirt says: tragic.
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There is one point in her fake typing where she hits the shift key, / key the . key and the , key all in a row. She intentionally does it too
 
Now that Fat Bear Week is coming to a conclusion, we need Amber to do a livestream talking about it (without realizing why that would be funny). She'd have a lively discussion, cause everybody loves the fat bears.

She can discuss the details of huge fat animals bingeeeen and gaineeen weight at a rapid pace. Look how they lumber slowly towards the Walmart candy aisle river, their tremendous bulk swaying side to side with each hurple stride! They glance warily at each other due to the danger, but the rich food ahead is worth the risk of the buffet salmon stream. They'll risk their lives to gorge on fast food fish.

They become hyperfocused on eating in the early Fall. It's a physiological state called "hyperphagia". Gorls Brown bears eat nearly around the clock. Amber Alaskan Brown Bears can gain up to 4 lbs a day.

"So, like, this big bear won. His name is like, literally, 'Chunk'. Oh my god, that's so hectic. And even a gross broken jaw couldn't stop him from eating and eating and eating. He's obsessed, you guys. He got, like so huge. I was like, WHAT?? How can he get that fat???"
 
Clotso Coof said:
Now that Fat Bear Week is coming to a conclusion, we need Amber to do a livestream talking about it (without realizing why that would be funny). She'd have a lively discussion, cause everybody loves the fat bears.

She can discuss the details of huge fat animals bingeeeen and gaineeen weight at a rapid pace. Look how they lumber slowly towards the Walmart candy aisle river, their tremendous bulk swaying side to side with each hurple stride! They glance warily at each other due to the danger, but the rich food ahead is worth the risk of the buffet salmon stream. They'll risk their lives to gorge on fast food fish.

They become hyperfocused on eating in the early Fall. It's a physiological state called "hyperphagia". Gorls Brown bears eat nearly around the clock. Amber Alaskan Brown Bears can gain up to 4 lbs a day.

"So, like, this big bear won. His name is like, literally, 'Chunk'. Oh my god, that's so hectic. And even a gross broken jaw couldn't stop him from eating and eating and eating. He's obsessed, you guys. He got, like so huge. I was like, WHAT?? How can he get that fat???"
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Do you think the bear can lie about what it ate in a day as well?
 
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
I also think it's crazy that even if she did lose weight, she would probably have 80 pounds or more of loose skin.
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Hambers Dainty Hands said:
** Edit I severely overestimated the weight of loose skin, oopsies
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While loose skin doesn’t weigh much at all (it’s the fat still attached that holds the weight), 80-100lbs would be a reasonable guesstimate if she lost enough weight to have the lymphoedema removed from her tree trunk legs.

I was just watching an old MSHPL (I think it was Tracy) where Dr Now estimated her legs alone weighed 200lbs. From memory of a Where Are They Now episode, she did actually lose enough weight (around 200lbs before her leg surgeries, down from low 600s) to have the four surgeries it took to remove the lymphoedema and ended up not needing WLS at all.
 
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Lol I scrolled too fast and thought the text over her was text on her shirt. Didn't blink twice that she would have a shirt that just says "CHUTNEY"

strange creature said:
What's Amber's goal here? Shorts make literal pennies
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Correct me if I'm wrong but don't shorts have really amazing visibility, as in they get better views than some longer content? I know views are only a fraction of YouTube monetization but I've heard that they are really pushing for content creators to make shorts as well.

Penicillium Roqueforti said:
Maybe self-inflicted? Or she has bed bug bites or something that she continuously picks at until they bleed.
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These random scratches have always been a thing with Amber. It made sense when she was with Destiny because her hillbilly family never trained their dogs not to jump on people.

I know during the boring beige Jade era, Amber said that she scrapped the shit out of herself against a wall once.

During the Gaycare era, she said the shower would "scratch her" because she's too big and that's why she made Eric and Ricky sacrifice their bathtub to her.

So maybe she's just fucking fat and takes up room.

Still not good if she is untreated diabetic bc her wounds won't heal properly and very slowly, if at all.
 
Along with the glassy stare as she pretends to type, I notice that she only ever has a 2hour break in between eating another 2000 calories. The only exception being the most recent one which has a 4 hour break. So she thinks normal people don't go more than 2ish hours without another large meal, made more obvious by the fact that she's clearly eating it all in one sitting, but having to try and look like she's spacing it out. The fact she thinks a 2hour break for that amount of food is realistic is telling that she has no idea how to even pretend to eat normally.
I know I'm treading old ground here but sometimes I gotta step back and marvel at the shitshow our gorl is.
 
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