🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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notfoodienotbeauty said:
I didn't examine closely, but noticed she used her pointer finger to hit the spacebar. She would push a letter, again with the wrong finger, then immediately push the spacebar again and a letter and spacebar again.
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Not once did she hit the back space. I had to hit it 4 times while typing this sentence out and I was typing faster than she was in that video
 
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Reposting this with the right video because somehow the other post got redirected to a different video, but she uploaded another one
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She's a grown woman and doesn't know you only need to pour a little bit of detergent.
You shouldn't put too much detergent as it can destroy your clothing due to the residual soap build up where that film traps odors and makes your clothing all stiff.
This also affects the drum of your washing machine by trapping mildew and other odors, the soapy build up leading to clogging, making the draining a lot weaker which causes your freshly washed clothes/towel and washing machine to smell bad with all that humidity and dampness being trapped inside.
This is also a massive waste of money, as you only need a little to get the job done due to the concentration of the detergent.

It should be safe to assume then that she doesn't smell not only of unwashed ass, but rather a concoction of mildew and mustiness.

Essentially: she stinky
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Amber's posted a disturbing video of what she eats in a day, which includes:
* Starbucks frappe (sugary crap)
* Corn beef hash & eggs
* Thai chili tuna, rice and jalapenos.
* An entire sea-food boil after all of that.
* A butterfinger.

This one was really disturbing to watch with the molestation of that piece of corn / the gross feeder content and performatively shoving an uninterested romeo into her shirt. (moved on from rarity, bring in the new cat to show off)



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Romeo watching as amber prepares to put him on top of her boobs inside her shirt for views.
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strange creature said:

Amber's posted a disturbing video of what she eats in a day.
* Starbucks frappe
* Corn beef hash & eggs
* Thai chili tuna, rice and jalapenos.
* An entire sea-food boil after all of that.
* A butterfinger.
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Romeo is really the only highlight of these videos for me.
That close up of that seafood boil was horrifying, somewhere Tommy is watching that in awe. Also what happened to that eyyyyyyg intolerance.
These videos are really bringing out the absolute annoying smugness in her audience. Nobody is sitting here in absolute awe over you commenting that you ate one salad during a 14 hour shift, you don’t need to prove you’re better than a fat narc.
 
piggy.cum.taster said:
I'd pump and dump Amberlein so hard she'd need a second reason to sleep with a breathing device 😪🍆💦
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Nobody wants pictures from the 4chan automotive board anime sucks
strange creature said:

Amber's posted a disturbing video of what she eats in a day, which includes:
* Starbucks frappe (sugary crap)
* Corn beef hash & eggs
* Thai chili tuna, rice and jalapenos.
* An entire sea-food boil after all of that.
* A butterfinger.

This one was really disturbing to watch with the molestation of that piece of corn / the gross feeder content and performatively shoving an uninterested romeo into her shirt. (moved on from rarity, bring in the new cat to show off)

September 29, 2025.mp4

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Romeo watching as amber prepares to put him on top of her boobs inside her shirt for views.
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Ok so I know everyone is going to point out how she keeps doing the eating everything within 30 minutes, this is all feeder shit, and other stuff but my autism is just screaming at me how she is doing the keyboard thing wrong. And the fact she even tried to do it again is just bugging me. If you, yes working individuals that aren't 600 pounds and trying to impress a feeder, want to learn how to type fast, the key is to learn where the keys are on the keyboard. And you learn them not by memorizing them from left to right, right to left, or some other obscure way. You learn them in relation to the f and j key. Your index fingers should find those 2 keys every time you type and that will allow you to maneuver through the rest of the keyboard to type fast. She constantly uses her index and middle finger to hit keys and lifts her fingers up completely off the board. It literally does not work that way and she is just typing nonsense. If you lift up your index fingers while typing, you keep your other fingers on the keyboard so you still have a full reference to the keyboard and can easily reset after typing out whatever work requires you to reach from the f and j key. This is 1000% rage bait from her to pretend like she has a wfh job and I hope she gets demonetized and has to rely on anime sucks to make money
 
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She's a grown woman and doesn't know you only need to pour a little bit of detergent.
You shouldn't put too much detergent as it can destroy your clothing due to the residual soap build up where that film traps odors and makes your clothing all stiff.
This also affects the drum of your washing machine by trapping mildew and other odors, the soapy build up leading to clogging, making the draining a lot weaker which causes your freshly washed clothes/towel and washing machine to smell bad with all that humidity and dampness being trapped inside.
This is also a massive waste of money, as you only need a little to get the job done due to the concentration of the detergent.

It should be safe to assume then that she doesn't smell not only of unwashed ass, but rather a concoction of mildew and mustiness.

Essentially: she stinky
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Honestly, do you think that a 35 years old morbidly obese bitch that has to fake having job to keep herself relevant and give herself importance, never had a real job, a drivers license, adult responsibilities, always relied on girlfriends and now mom, knows and gives a fuck about doing laundry correctly?
i imagine her smelling like the sebaceous stuff that sometimes ear lobes develop when you have them pierced and don't put earrings on for a while, a mix of rotten fat and skin dirt and shit. Plus a splash of perfume, extra raunchy
 
McBoogerBall said:
These videos are really bringing out the absolute annoying smugness in her audience. Nobody is sitting here in absolute awe over you commenting that you ate one salad during a 14 hour shift, you don’t need to prove you’re better than a fat narc.
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The "I watch ALR to reinforce my eating disorder" gorlies are so fucking tedious. Nobody cares if 20 chicken nuggets from McDonald's or an entire seafood boil would feed your whole family from now until next Easter. Nobody cares if you run a marathon every morning before work. Nobody cares that YOU might be 599 el bees so you're fat but not ALR fat. If you have to go out of your way to let everyone know that you're skinner and more self sufficient than a 600lb toddler who can't even wipe her own shelf and needs to stop and do a three point turn every time she wants to waddle in a different direction, you're no better than she is.

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As far as I'm concerned, all you need to be better than Amber is to not be a total bitch, and not abuse your animals and partners. Fat as fuck but still nice as hell? Congratulations you're better than Amber.
 
ALR's "I choked on a potato and shit my unwashed torrid parachute knickers" is giveeen Chris Chan "dirty crapped briefs" energy, there's some information that you couldn't waterboard out of most folk in Guantanamo Bay never mind volunteer it on the internet.
 
What's funnier to me seeing these videos, is Chantal thinking Amber makes over $20K a month "wid her vieeeewssss".

What's funniest is her thinking she can compete with 20-year-old, pretty, thin TikTokers. I know, not a new delusion, but it's still funny as fuck.

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We all think she's using the seaweed to try to copy food videos she watches that make her fat ass happy, right? *Crunch*
 
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