🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hayduraide said:
Either way, she's trying to impress someone, even if it's just herself she's lying to to feel better.
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She used to do this "I'm a functioning adult" routine with Jade. Remember her constant blabber about her sleep schedule?

Jade actually worked from home with a legit job (she was a programmer, wasn't she? She was building a computer in her free time at least). And I know, Jade herself scammed her job but it was a real job.

From Jade, Amber has a vague idea on what to larp for these videos. But like always, she's not smart and does it so wrong lol.

I think you are right on the money though. She's just using it to prove to Emily or someone else that she has a routine and she wants to change.

Didn't she try to make the story of "I rully wan to changeee" to that woman with a wife she was chatting up too?

Along with Jade and Emily (and of course all the other exes but this desperation really ramped up when Becky broke up with her and Amber used wanting to change to keep her. It's been full force ever since).
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
I guess black isn't really that slimming after all
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Well black can only do so much vs a 700 ball of dough.
 
Baguette said:
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New sleep paralysis demon unlocked.
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It's like a death mask.

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ExplodedWhale said:
From Jade, Amber has a vague idea on what to larp for these videos. But like always, she's not smart and does it so wrong lol.
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No job requires that much typing and as a fast typer, I don't hit the same keys that much. A real indicator on a fast typer vs a fake fast typer is the speed at which they type with the pinky fingers. Your pinky fingers hit the A, Q, Z, and P buttons as well as the back space. She also barely uses her ring fingers which would hit the W, S, X, L, O, M, and comma buttons. Her typing where she only uses her middle and pointer finger to hit every button is something I see people do when typing but they do it very slow. The more you break down these videos, the worse they look
 
We all know that she's faking. No need to evaluate it. She's just utilizing her diagnosed ASMR to make clicka-clacka noises while playing make-believe like my goblin would during said goblin's toddlerhood (RIP original keyboard for ye auld desktop computer, you shall never recover from the days of peanut butter and child hammering).
 
Doxmatix said:
also f u.webp
Fig 1: Totally normal finger to use when pushing a button
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I think I've found a new profile picture, guys, just look show dainty and small her hands are.

On a real note, though, she's just milking her YouTube job, I think. Her replying to people will be her typing and editing videos and shit, or she's just fully larping working from home. Imagine being so unemployed and sad that you have to LARP having a job.

I see Twinkie is still obese, at least someone has taken her outside recently. Poor thing probably hasn't seen daylight in months.

Also, quite funny that Mama-lynn is up and dancing and Amber is just sat pulling sassy faces to the music.
 
Calories said:
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Well she's certainly taken my advice and come back with a new highest weight... whether she admits to it or not is another matter.

Also of all of Big Al's cringey qworks, the "seductive" tongue flitting in and out of her mouth like a bullfrog aiming at a fly and the sausage finger beckoning feeders to hand feed her a 20 piece probably turns my stomach the most. More than free bleeding, more than wipeeeen her shelf with washcloths, more than the unwashed poop bun and greasy roach antennae, THIS makes me physically recoil. 🤮
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
No job requires that much typing and as a fast typer, I don't hit the same keys that much. A real indicator on a fast typer vs a fake fast typer is the speed at which they type with the pinky fingers. Your pinky fingers hit the A, Q, Z, and P buttons as well as the back space. She also barely uses her ring fingers which would hit the W, S, X, L, O, M, and comma buttons. Her typing where she only uses her middle and pointer finger to hit every button is something I see people do when typing but they do it very slow. The more you break down these videos, the worse they look
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I didn't examine closely, but noticed she used her pointer finger to hit the spacebar. She would push a letter, again with the wrong finger, then immediately push the spacebar again and a letter and spacebar again.

I don't doubt she could get a job where her mom works. After all it is "felony friendly" and it's some scumming call center, if I remember correctly. Keeping the job is another question.

Now that she is back I want her to leave again.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
I didn't examine closely, but noticed she used her pointer finger to hit the spacebar. She would push a letter, again with the wrong finger, then immediately push the spacebar again and a letter and spacebar again.
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I noticed this too. Can’t tell if it’s because she never learned typeeen correctly (obviously) or if it’s because her hands are so misshapen and swollen she physically can’t type like a normal person.
 
I'm pretty positive it's because (a) she never learned typeeeen correctly and (b) her idea of typing is texting on her phone, and typing properly on a keyboard befuddles her tiny lizard brain.
 
RedMage said:
Mating call season now, huh?

Well, if she does rope another feeder in as a GF at least things could get marginally exciting as it has been so boring.
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Her audience is gonna freak out and it may cause more harm than good if she wants to be on youtube and show a partner. Shes ballooned a fuckton and she cant even fit herself near the fridge for the "open my fridge doors" shots she gives us every once in a while. Shes gotta go in sideways more than normal its awful.

Another round of this diet that diet, Halloween with mommalynn and eating all the holiday junk while saying "in moderation" and never giving us a real weigh in. Its cuffing season and pookie is lonely so all were gonna get is lonely vlogs and tiktok "Santa baby" edit bullshit thots do online. Get ready for singlelynn holiday edition yall.

Diet Coke 4 Life said:
I'm pretty positive it's because (a) she never learned typeeeen correctly and (b) her idea of typing is texting on her phone, and typing properly on a keyboard befuddles her tiny lizard brain.
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She types like those old hacker memes making fun of old 90s movies. Im pretty sure back in the day california like most other states had that push for kids to learn computer stuff so shes more than likely been taught how to type properly im pretty sure they even had it for the slow kids too but im not too sure. I can see amber just thinking she knows best or saw someone else typing poorly but quickly and never looked back.
 
Insulin reid said:
Im pretty sure back in the day california like most other states had that push for kids to learn computer stuff so shes more than likely been taught how to type properly im pretty sure they even had it for the slow kids too but im not too sure.
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Back in the 90s, typing was an elective. Computer lab was strongly encouraged, but they did all of jack and shit to teach you how to properly type. Those were two separate classes. And yes, that was in California. I may have a few years on our tub of lard, but from friends' younger siblings, nothing really changed except they went to computer typing where mistakes were allowed and away from 'fuck your correction tape' typing on old mechanical typewriters.
 
I just learned today that there is a likely teenaged influencer on TikTok whose whole schtick is using her fridge light to help flatter the filters (like in place of ye olde ringlight). She's kind of controversial for her sexualized content, and she did the exact song and dance that hambo attempted here. Her name is Kimberly Kim, I'm not going to post her video here because again, she looks young.

$20 Amber saw this and thought I open the fridge all day, I totally got this. And then proceeded to embarrass herself spectacularly.
 
burntgrilledcheese said:
I just learned today that there is a likely teenaged influencer on TikTok whose whole schtick is using her fridge light to help flatter the filters (like in place of ye olde ringlight). She's kind of controversial for her sexualized content, and she did the exact song and dance that hambo attempted here. Her name is Kimberly Kim, I'm not going to post her video here because again, she looks young.

$20 Amber saw this and thought I open the fridge all day, I totally got this. And then proceeded to embarrass herself spectacularly.
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I'm more shocked that she didn't replicate the cake video with the frosting lick. Lord knows our gorl doesn't miss an opportunity to eat junk.
 
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