🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FatalTater said:

All that taka-taka-taka on the keyboard and tap-tap-tap against her cup, she really thinks she's doing ASMR. 🙄
Otherwise, this is feeder bait.
Who asked her to eat something with a creamy white sauce? 'Fess up!
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Well, she's diagnosed with ASMR, what do you expect.

Also, this is indeed feeder bait. She's been doing these since her channel started. It's the only way she gets views. No one would watch her boring vlogs and WIEIAD videos if it wasn't for a fetish.
 
FatalTater said:

All that taka-taka-taka on the keyboard and tap-tap-tap against her cup, she really thinks she's doing ASMR. 🙄
Otherwise, this is feeder bait.
Who asked her to eat something with a creamy white sauce? 'Fess up!
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Thank you so much for the preservetube link! I refuse to give her a click.

To expound upon the 'no change in lighting'... it's not just in the room she's in, but the lighting in the room behind her visible through the door also never changes, nor does the light reflected in the mirror. Confirmed she had everything in one sitting.
 
This is it? She's been awol for a month and this is the hot new content she's come back with to fight Sultana Mariam Al-Rafae for the gorlworld title? Low effort feeder bait?

It's so over Amberlynn bros she's finished :lossmanjack:
 
This is probably the most "impressive" of Porkahontas' skills.
The ability to just press pause, disappear, come back and not show a single milligram of betterment, change, improvement, or anything at all.
Then she just presses record again and fatrolls ahead like before.
What a life.
 
Half of the world is at war, the economy is in the shitter, nature is collapsing due to pollution, but at least we know one thing: Amber is still a useless, fat fuck, and that's not gonna change
 
Her neck is MIA/KIA. She's absolutely massive. Definitely gained over the past month.
 
TheCakeIsALie said:
Imagine waddlen to a tree and back and being proud of that. And counting that as exercise. Now, don’t get me wrong. Normally I’d be all for moving in whatever way you can despite whatever disability or health issue. But this is Amber. In her mind, walking five steps means a trip to McDs for a reward.

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I love how she can keep a somewhat normal walking speed when going straight but as soon as she needs to make a turn she has to awkwardly stop her momentum and walk on the spot, she also keeps flaying her arms, probably because her body is basically autistic
 
She's clearly just copying content that she's seen online about working from home and how she finds that content 'asfeticllyyyy pleeeesun', it'll just be her scrolling farms and reddits about herself, writing comments on her clacky keyboard on her sock accounts and filing sooooo many defamayshuuuun and slaaaandurr lawsuits to reaction channels. Absolutely ridiculous that she's trying to take legitimate content that other people make about their lifestyle and try to act like she's a productive, work-focused, girlboss kween!!! She's switching out keyboards for her main account and sock account so people don't find out who she really is...
Proceeds to then eat god knows how much crap.
Also, Hecticana released a video about how the lighting never actually changes in her apartment; she's sitting with the window on her right, and the light levels never change once in the video. She likely recorded it all within 30 minutes to a couple of hours.
It's giving acrylic nail asmr era, be careful you don't trigger your own asmr diagnosis, Ambie!

**edit i just saw someone else already posted about the lighting, mb!
 
Bitch can't even pretend to work , her second keyboard is a pink apple magic I slowed down enhanced and tracked her fat mittens just out of curiosity, she's typing literal nonsense I don't even want to include the text cause it's gibberish and tracking that fat hand is difficult even when slowed down but incase anyone's interested in that 9 second clip I could track down the text : ION DY BECAUSE I WACT PEOPLE TO BE LE TO GO THEIR OO
 

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Jacknife said:
I love how she can keep a somewhat normal walking speed when going straight but as soon as she needs to make a turn she has to awkwardly stop her momentum and walk on the spot, she also keeps flaying her arms, probably because her body is basically autistic
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It's because she has a gravitational pull of her own, she has to spin on her axis to turn
 
I'm sad that this is the most exicitng thing Porky can produce but I am also greatly amused by how she's a toddler pretending to be an adult.
 
Her newest video doesn't feel like a "My day" video. Seems like role-playing to me. But then again, everything Amber does that is supposed to be things adults do she makes it look performative. Perpetually 6 years old.
 
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