🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber, I know you're lurking here for the 10th time today hoping someone brings up some old dating rumor about you & Emily. Unfortunately, the only thing that I find interesting about you is your morbid obesity.

Remember when you were filmed at the Bingo hall & you bragged about how 'mobile' you actually are. I hope you realize THIS is what you look like to regular people when you walk. You shift your fat like potato sacks attached to your skeleton in hopes you can successfully maneuver yourself onto a couch before you collapse on the floor & die. It's vile. You've severely mutilated yourself.
 
CatsCage said:
I hope you realize THIS is what you look like to regular people when you walk. You shift your fat like potato sacks attached to your skeleton in hopes you can successfully maneuver yourself onto a couch before you collapse on the floor & die. It's vile.
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KittiestKitty said:
She knows this. It's why she will never lose the weight. She would rather be a massive cow and be dead by 42 than lose ANY weight or potentially lose enough and wind up looking like Tammy Slaton. Her ego would never allow her to look like a deflated Christmas snowman.
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I believe it was "melted ice cream" or "a melted candle"... wasn't it Emily?
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
I believe it was "melted ice cream" or "a melted candle"... wasn't it Emily?
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Whatever we can compare her to, she would look absolutely disfigured and would need to cough up money for skin removal, as we all know they do if you have seen My 600lb Life. She would end up lookin like a fucked up Raggedy Ann, under her compression clothing, and she can't be having all that.
 
JCnGGd32 said:
I’ve reentered amberverse recently too. Is she actually that fat?
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KittiestKitty said:
She knows this. It's why she will never lose the weight. She would rather be a massive cow and be dead by 42 than lose ANY weight or potentially lose enough and wind up looking like Tammy Slaton. Her ego would never allow her to look like a deflated Christmas snowman.
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agree, that doesn't match the California hot chick fantasy she lives in
 
Imagine waddlen to a tree and back and being proud of that. And counting that as exercise. Now, don’t get me wrong. Normally I’d be all for moving in whatever way you can despite whatever disability or health issue. But this is Amber. In her mind, walking five steps means a trip to McDs for a reward.

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TheCakeIsALie said:
Imagine waddlen to a tree and back and being proud of that. And counting that as exercise. Now, don’t get me wrong. Normally I’d be all for moving in whatever way you can despite whatever disability or health issue. But this is Amber. In her mind, walking five steps means a trip to McDs for a reward.

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That lil' tree walk happened six years ago.
Six whole years.
Where has the time gone?

(the video was called "trouble with walking..., grocery shopping, taste test" if anyone needs it)


L_I_F_T_E_D

Thread 'trouble with walking..., grocery shopping, taste test - 8/24/2019'

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UMTgj0nDPXk
Will add recap shortly. Edit: RECAP!

trouble with walking..., grocery shopping, taste test - 8/24/2019 (Day 67 of this 100-Day Nightmare)
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:

- She's "getting ready" - assumedly for going out since she's already put on her makeup (and not yet posted the "doing makeup" video yet?)

- Marco Polo app plug ("Video Chat for Busy People" - really, Hamber? You qualify as a "busy person"?)

- She going walkeen! But she SWOLLEN. Because yesterday...
Reactions:Winner x 22 Informative x 5 Like x 12 Semper Fidelis x 2 DRINK! x 1 Horrifying x 1
 
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TheCakeIsALie said:
Imagine waddlen to a tree and back and being proud of that. And counting that as exercise. Now, don’t get me wrong. Normally I’d be all for moving in whatever way you can despite whatever disability or health issue. But this is Amber. In her mind, walking five steps means a trip to McDs for a reward.

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This is a classic molment in Amberlynn history ❤️ The ratty plait scraped up on top of the unwashed moon emoji face... the dress being worn as a top... the classic blood soaked black wommart leggeeeens and wrong shoes... the ham hock arms and dema leygs... and I just know true ALR autists like myself can hear her puffing and panting over *that* free use Apple/iTunes music... halcyon days!
 
Those were the good ol' days of the Amberverse. Back when she used to make a big ass out of herself and everybody just laughed. Now all we have is Amber talking about her BeePeeDee, dating feeders, and lawsuits.
 
KittiestKitty said:
Those were the good ol' days of the Amberverse. Back when she used to make a big ass out of herself and everybody just laughed. Now all we have is Amber talking about her BeePeeDee, dating feeders, and lawsuits.
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She just can't move anymore to make herself an ass. At some point, she needs to just get a personal fat person scooter and become the new Mobility Mary
 
TheCakeIsALie said:
Imagine waddlen to a tree and back and being proud of that. And counting that as exercise. Now, don’t get me wrong. Normally I’d be all for moving in whatever way you can despite whatever disability or health issue. But this is Amber. In her mind, walking five steps means a trip to McDs for a reward.

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I keep forgetting she's got those ankle balls under those leggeens. I wonder if they work like impact absorbers. This bitch has built in shocks on them tree trunks.

I forget which cow it was (or if it was some MSHPL fatty) who had bruises on their ankle balls because they were making contact with the floor. This gif was from a while ago, Amb's heel udders probably have their own callouses by now. Do you think the thin heel part of her flats is now crushed by the ankuhl bawls or do her ankle balls have a little sweaty fold that she can rest the leather/material in when she slips them on? 🤮
 
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