🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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maybe a pigeon said:
Someone should forward this to the Imagineers at Disney in case they need to animate Ursula in an upcoming Little Mermaid sequel.
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Idk even though she’s like half octopus I still think she’s still more human shaped than Amber
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Mother Gooseberry said:
Idk even though she’s like half octopus I still think she’s still more human shaped than Amber
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There’s something so not-muscular about the way Anna’s flesh moves. And almost no sense that there is a skeleton somewhere in there. I started thinking—she’s less octopus like than jellyfish-like. You know how octopus and squid can be almost unpleasantly rubbery when you eat them? That’s because they’re so muscular.

I looked into it, and learned a new word today. Jellyfish are mostly made of mesoglea, which is mostly … wait for it … WATER.

JFC. Who knew? It actually is water weight.

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Troo and Honest said:
How in the flying fuck did Hamberlynn outlive Cobes?
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Cobes smoked, drank and ate shit almost his entire life. Hamber on the other hand, only ate shit and only now started drinking and smoking weed. She's on the verge of death anyways, if she struggles to get up, she's struggles to live. Slow, painful death is eminent to her. A good 20lbs up and she dies, alone in that apartment, with no one on her side besides her mom. Overall, Hamber's weight is the only thing affecting her health.

Cobes death was immediate, I suppose, probably drank too much and affected his heart. He was, somehow, more unhealthy than Hamber . Imagine smoking, drinking 1 liter of alcohol, and then downing some soup where the main ingredient is butter. That was Josh's life. Again, his death was caused by drunkenness, smoking and high cholesterol.

We shouldn't compare the two. The goth, autistic wizard would never abuse his pets. Also, Cobes was so funny without meaning to, unlike Hamber who makes Amy Schumer look hilarious. In my opinion, Hamber deserves her current state. Cobes, no, he never did any wrong.

Rest in peace Cobra, the best, most funny goth wizard to ever exist. Hoping you rule hell with Ozzy, now. <3
 
_scythe_ said:
Hamber on the other hand, only ate shit and only now started drinking and smoking weed. She's on the verge of death anyways, if she struggles to get up, she's struggles to live. Slow, painful death is eminent to her. A good 20lbs up and she dies, alone in that apartment, with no one on her side besides her mom. Overall, Hamber's weight is the only thing affecting her health.
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Let's see if she outlives Thumbie.

And might I add: the only thing affecting her health is weight, but the weight is the consequence of her having a fucked up brain, psychologically and cognitively speaking. The weight is the valley, her mentality is the mountain, the problem always flows downstream.
And she's monumentally (fat) stupid, which never helps.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Which person did Amber love but now they are only friends? The girlfriends from Season 1, 3, and 4 actively hate her. Seasons 2 and 5 left the internet and want nothing to do with her. And Season 6 is just torturing her
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She might have some delusions about Krystal being her friend since Krystal is probably too nice to actually tell her to fuck off and maybe sends Amber a text on her birthday or something.
 
Lesbian Grandma said:
I keep coming back to look at this out of pure fascination and horror. What the absolute fuck is this abomination
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I am curious if these people feel shame. I get that losing weight is hard, I do. But how tf are people proud of this shit?

I remember going on a family vacation with my then-fiancee (now wife)'s family a while back. I saw some of the pictures taken and went "Fuck, I look rough" and just signed up for the local Muay Thai gym and cut out sweets. Dropped from ~240lbs to 190lbs (6'1") in about 6-8 months. I can understand laziness. It's easy to just sit around while being fat as fuck, eating like shit. It's just a matter of not caring. But how on Earth are people proud of looking like this? They barely look human anymore, they're more like pasture-dwelling ungulates now. This is before you get into how god damn uncomfortable this all must be. At my heaviest (which is anorexic compared to these hambeasts), it was so damn uncomfortable. Nothing fit right, I'd feel fat pads at my waist when I stretched backwards, I would get out of breath way faster than I should, I was constantly pulling at my shirts to hide my chub, legs chafed, it wasn't fun. How in the fuck are people proud of being 300, 400, 500, or even 600+ pounds? It's to the point where they look like their own species.
 
Troo and Honest said:
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No one cares bro. If you want to write a blog this is not the place to do it. Comparing yourself to these fatasses means you've already lost. I'm pretty sure it tells you not to do this kind of shit before you get here, "If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not." there it is.

I enjoy how Amber's never been more addicted to social media than when she's supposably taking a break. Why does she even creep on Chantal, when Chantal doesn't like her? I'm curious as to who she's using as a narc supply while she's gone. It can't just be her Mom.
 
I bet Amber is praying for Becky to bite the dust so that she can fire up the old iPhone for a $tream to $how how $ad $he totally i$ (RIP Becky).
And then spill some Totally True Tea™ since the dead can’t defend themselves.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
I bet Amber is praying for Becky to bite the dust so that she can fire up the old iPhone for a $tream to $how how $ad $he totally i$ (RIP Becky).
And then spill some Totally True Tea™ since the dead can’t defend themselves.
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Idk. She might just avoid Becky all together. The wash clothes and the inheritance is enough to make her crash out. I think she hopes Becky bites the dust just so she can make a video where she says she did some things wrong about her without going into specifics and then say she won't talk about her anymore because she like genuinely respects the dead. And then hopes the shit Becky spilled goes away
 
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