🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Most people do everything they can NOT to go to the ER. Waiting hours and hours for shit that can be remedied within 1-2 days with a email to your primary physician and an urgent care?
 
blindghost said:
Layg reveal ig. I was just recording her because she just said “what is Winnie the Poohing? Trust me I’m wearing pants” and thought it was funny

Edit: she just rage quit the live lmaooo
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I'm bringing up old shit but it's funny that people still remind her about what a POS she was when she worked at the assisted living place. She lied (and still lies) that her boss didn't care but remember after her video saying that her boss called her in "to say it was totally ok to film residents without consent and post it online" she mysteriously never did it again, for reasons. Lol
 
Which retard Tik tok asshole did this bitch get this "luv" this and "luv" that bullshit from.
It makes her even more insufferable.
 
Autistic Asparagus said:
Also, a soborversary is only really important to the person who is sober and maybe a romantic partner who helped them through the worst.

I also find November 1st a funny sober date because you fucking know, MethMama was super fucked up on Halloween and probably woke up in a costume hungover in a pile of drool.
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Mamalynn's first day of sobriety was in large part thanks to the Oklahoma City Police Department picking her up on a warrant on Halloween. She had a long history of failing to appear after being convicted in 2010 and finally had to face the music.
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Screenshots from the OP of the Mamalynn and Papalynn History thread.

Amber mentioned her mom's sentence briefly (and got it a little wrong) at the end of a vlog titled MY MOM IS IN PRISON! | 11.25.15

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From the OSCN docket about case No. CF-2010-4774, State of Oklahoma vs Kristine Marie Smith.
 
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I know I am retreading old ground for the umpteenth time but FUCKING HELL, has she ever been geeyenyoowinleeeeee, liduhruhleeeeee, acktchooleeeeeeeeeee more arrogant and insufferable than she is in this live? I wish I had a fraction of the delusional confidence this heifer has, I'd be a fucking millionaire instead of posting about fat girls on the autist forums.
 
Damn I’ve got to say there is no single worse Lynn than Smuglynn. She must have made and is making way more money than we ever anticipated to be this smug and happy after supposedly having her shelf handed to her by Aunt Tammie
And she has everyone believing that she and Emily aren’t together anymore (not like they ever truly were, Emily is just using her because she’s shaped like the poop emoji)
She’s on top of the world with her 40 piece McNugget, 3 large fry and 2 large coke DoorDash meal every night
 
Porkahontas said:
while I sincerely doubt her thigh pain is a blood clot
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It's it so strange that after Becky posted about having blood clots/heart issues and the allergic reaction to the dye in her blood that also caused clotting, etc, Amber suddenly might have clots in her legs? Again, just another distraction so that she doesn't have to take accountability, and she can distract from people so that she can say that she's sick to get people to stop talking about these situations. I honestly think Aunt Tammy did her a favour too, look how little reaction channels are talking about Emily now.

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@mastergabe ... Look, pal. I'm going to say this with all the love in my little black raisin of a heart.

Utilize other terminology. Reading 'the fat narc' ad nauseam gets very old and makes your posts pretty fucking boring.

There's so much more to call the fat narc. AL, fuckwaffle, turdmachine, dipshit, lesbohippo, cunt, flaming dumbass, Smuglynn, Dumblynn, PrettyMuchAnythingDerogatoryLynn, etc. Let your creativity free and your imagination fly.

That said, our blubbery beachball (BlubberLynn) is boring as hell. I need a health crisis or something out of her.

Fall off a curb during one of your supposed strolls with Twinkie, Amber!! We are not entertained. (Impossible, I know. That dog ain't gettin' walked.)
 
Someone said butter golem a while ago and that's been my favorite.

I know, Amber lies, but whatever happened to the part time job she supposedly started?
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
There's so much more to call the fat narc. AL, fuckwaffle, turdmachine, dipshit, lesbohippo, cunt, flaming dumbass, Smuglynn, Dumblynn, PrettyMuchAnythingDerogatoryLynn, etc. Let your creativity free and your imagination fly.
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Personally, I stopped with all “Lynn” shit because it’s not even a part of her real name and it’s something she added in attempt to be cutesy. It’s opened the door to way more possibilities for name calling.
 
They aren’t actually friends but lmao at Amber building a friendship off of holding info on each other to reveal eventually.
 
Hambutt
Toad Ass
Pookie
Fat Albert
Shoggoth
Big Cherry
Big Stinky


Add your own.

Thread tax: SHOW LAYYGGGS, BARE FEET, TOES & TOENAILS. Methmom, DESCRIBE THE SMELL.
 
Mekahineyho said:
They aren’t actually friends but lmao at Amber building a friendship off of holding info on each other to reveal eventually.
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But wait! I thought Secretlynn wasn't the type to spill tea on anyone? Doesn't she love to tell us about how she could expose *insert side character of your choice here* for *insert vague accusation here* but she's not That Gworlypawp?

She is GREAT at telling on herself however so now everyone knows not to trust Amber with anything because she can and will use it against you with impunity... love that for her!
 
Mekahineyho said:
They aren’t actually friends but lmao at Amber building a friendship off of holding info on each other to reveal eventually.
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Her thought process is so narcalicious. "Why would you betray someone who knows private stuff [about you]?" comes before "Why would you betray a friend?" Every relationship she's ever had has been transactional and devoid of real interpersonal connection or meaning.
 
Constellationzero said:
Hambutt
Toad Ass
Pookie
Fat Albert
Shoggoth
Big Cherry
Big Stinky


Add your own.

Thread tax: SHOW LAYYGGGS, BARE FEET, TOES & TOENAILS. Methmom, DESCRIBE THE SMELL.
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I personally like Crisco Automaton because:
Crisco (fat) and automaton (retarded, no high thinking)

Others I enjoy are:
- Amberlynn Feed
- Brunchback of Oklahoma
- Hamber
- Really anything calling her fat tbh
 
After lurking the farms for years, her latest vlog finally pushed me to make an account just to scream into the endless void because HOLY FUCK I cannot stomach pookie's content. The smugness of her latest livestream almost made my eyes roll back into my skull just to spare me looking at her hauntingly obese visage. May the blood clot be swift and lethal.
 
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