🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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If we can take anything from the Awntee Tyameeeeee arc it's that we got to see how quickly Amber turns into a screeching lunatic. She really thought she did something with the "LOOKATHISEYESALLHEDOESISPLAYWORLDOFWARCRAFT" rant which was hilarious coming from some fat bitch whose life consists of nothing but Doordash and maybe going to bingo with her Mawm a couple of times a week. I can see how more timid personalities like Crystal and Becky would be totally bulldozed by this 600 el bee screaming crackpot.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
If we can take anything from the Awntee Tyameeeeee arc it's that we got to see how quickly Amber turns into a screeching lunatic. She really thought she did something with the "LOOKATHISEYESALLHEDOESISPLAYWORLDOFWARCRAFT" rant which was hilarious coming from some fat bitch whose life consists of nothing but Doordash and maybe going to bingo with her Mawm a couple of times a week.
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What are we supposed to do with that rant? Ambers covered every stereotype of the sweaty gamer who hates women, doesnt shower, and lives in a basement. Jordy can fit behind the wheel of a vehicle and hold a conversation.

Ambers such a cry bully. If only there were actual tears.
w4vy_gr4vy said:
I can see how more timid personalities like Crystal and Becky would be totally bulldozed by this 600 el bee screaming crackpot.
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Amber will always go for blobs with no backbone. If they arent stupid enough to be conned into literally wiping her ass for months she doesn't want the relationship. Look what happened to jade, even being a subby wubby UwU bottom pillow princess baby girl was too much for amber. She will forever be that poorly copied lesbian version of that wallmart couple stereotype, the huge fat bitch with the skinny ugly boyfriend she abuses. She had that with beck and that was the best she would get out of a partner.
 
The only thing funnier about mamalynn's response being "wow...that's crazy...anyway so where's the groomer I need to take you too?" than she doesn't give a shit about what Tammy is saying is that it also implies Amber doesn't ever take her pets to the groomer.

This is probably the first time because mamalynn keeps up on the kitten and is making her take care of it.
 
TardiX said:
The only thing funnier about mamalynn's response being "wow...that's crazy...anyway so where's the groomer I need to take you too?" than she doesn't give a shit about what Tammy is saying is that it also implies Amber doesn't ever take her pets to the groomer.

This is probably the first time because mamalynn keeps up on the kitten and is making her take care of it.
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Hitting her with a damn that's crazy is classic.

The kitten is gonna be weird cause if moms on top of the pets and stuff ambers gonna have to be held accountable. Amber may eventually have a falling out with her mom because amber cant be fucked to do literally anything and her moms got other family members to go "hey what the fuck shes 34, come on" when amber cant seem to clean the litter box or tie her shoes and is trying to guilt her mom into doing it for her.
If mom drops her what the fuck is she gonna do then? Shes running out of people in her life.
 
Vaguely interesting she wasn't at bingo with the mom last Friday. I thought that was like the one thing she actually did every week. Her choice ("not feeling well") or did the mom/stepdad want some time apart? She did say she 'had plans' for later that night, but what exactly is a 600 pound housebound person doing at like 9-10pm? I don't think you'd skip bingo if you were just going to be facetimeing someone later that night
 
Insulin reid said:
What are we supposed to do with that rant? Ambers covered every stereotype of the sweaty gamer who hates women, doesnt shower, and lives in a basement. Jordy can fit behind the wheel of a vehicle and hold a conversation.

Ambers such a cry bully. If only there were actual tears.
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She really thought she was doing something with that RaPgOd stream of unhinged consciousness, when all it achieved was prove Becky, Destiny, Emily and Tammy right about how volatile she is and all the Muh BeePeeDee Molment whining in the world won't unconvince everyone that she's a fucking nutcase. I thought the zoloft was supposed to have stabilised her moods? Assuming she's still taking it of course!

Insulin reid said:
Amber may eventually have a falling out with her mom because amber cant be fucked to do literally anything and her moms got other family members to go "hey what the fuck shes 34, come on" when amber cant seem to clean the litter box or tie her shoes and is trying to guilt her mom into doing it for her.
If mom drops her what the fuck is she gonna do then? Shes running out of people in her life.
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A falling out with Mamalynn is all but inevitable. I predict it'll either be through Amber recruiting a new wiper and dropping her mother like a hot potato, or Christine actually attempts to parent her oversized toddler and makes the grievous error of telling Amber what to do which will send her off the deep end yet again. No matter how it happens though, it IS going to happen. Maybe Emily/Erica/.whatever lunatic dyke it was will give us all a good laugh and provide receipts of Amber accusing her step-dad of being creepy towards her beautiful self... 🌈
 
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Lol. Lmao even.


I'm putting the over/under this lasting until Saturday. Place your bets.
 
WasabiPastas said:
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Lol. Lmao even.


I'm putting the over/under this lasting until Saturday. Place your bets.
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Monday- yap about my "mental health", reflecting on reaction channels, fake cry and lie

Tuesday- order takeout four times, rot on the couch, and maybe not take pets to the groomer

Wednesday- order takeout, but don't film it, go to bingo with mom since I don't have anyone else, and ignore peepads on the floor

Thursday- takeout, takeout, takeout, takeout, diet soda, and play with Romeo if acknowledged

Friday- overconsuming torrid, grocery haul, and takeout

Saturday- guilt trip mom to clean my house and get me MCD'd, and maybe shower, who knows

Sunday- calling Emily shitty, lie, lie again, fake cry, and sitting on the couch with no pants on.

Did I miss anything?
 
toilet_rainbow said:
A lot of people are that desperate to make Amber a total villain, even when it doesn’t apply. It’s most glaring with Becky and Dakota. They were content laughing at the meek, leeching Thumb Butler too until she broke up with her and identified as non binary Beck. Then when her fiancée was exposed as doing full on noncery, they defended them to the point of suppression. All because it made Amber look objectively better in that moment by ruining their narrative of Becky being the poor abuse survivor that could do no wrong. Absolute insanity.

There’s no denying that Becky endured some crap, but she’s just as awful as Amber. She (further) proved it with how she acted before and after the relationship. I can sympathize with certain things, but I’m also not going to BPD split her as an Angel just because she’s Not Amber. This is like watching an episode of Jerry Springer in full time, for fuckssake. White trash gonna white trash.
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Amber is a retarded cunt but she's a dime a dozen and there's nothing exceptionally evil about her. She's annoying but I think her alogs are more ridiculous for caring a tad too much. Just watch and laugh, there's no reason to feel upset from watching this woman. You don't need to destroy her life, it's already destroyed by the fact she's in a 600lb body. You don't need to seek justice for her girlfriends or family because they are all pieces of shit too. She'll die soon anyway because she can't help herself and her health is a ticking time bomb. Some people have Amber derangement syndrome or something, idk how else to describe it.
 
Ozul said:
Amber is a retarded cunt but she's a dime a dozen and there's nothing exceptionally evil about her. She's annoying but I think her alogs are more ridiculous for caring a tad too much. Just watch and laugh, there's no reason to feel upset from watching this woman. You don't need to destroy her life, it's already destroyed by the fact she's in a 600lb body. You don't need to seek justice for her girlfriends or family because they are all pieces of shit too. She'll die soon anyway because she can't help herself and her health is a ticking time bomb. Some people have Amber derangement syndrome or something, idk how else to describe it.
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All Amber really is is a manipulative fat person who is lazy and does not want to work and thinks that she is owed everything in life She is always been a big bully who will take advantage of any situation that she is in She had a bad childhood but guess what bitch most people have and they didn't end up being a 700 lb buffalo that lies constantly and thinks she's smarter than everybody else with her 32 IQ. There is nothing special or original about her She is not pretty she is very ugly actually She has long nasty ratty ass hair it's gross I'm sure it's got shit covered on it when it gets stuck in her ass cuz she runs around with no pants on. She's disgusting she's a gross person who is going to die nobody's going to give a shit and she entertains feeders because she's a fool She plays around with fetishist because she's a moron. She is a pure white trash piece of crap just like all the other fat fucks like her. I will tell you it is really weird how these fat people become Master genius manipulators to avoid everything in the world of working and taking care of themselves they manage to wiggle and worm people into doing things for them so that they don't have too. They allow themselves to get to massive proportions like Amber who will never ever get to ride a roller coaster because she's a fat cunt and I would not have sex with her.
 
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Pange said:
There is nothing special or original about her
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One does not spawn an entire cottage industry of hissing faggot reaction channels, reddit subs and screeching FB karen pages by being uninteresting. You have been here a year and made 174 posts in this thread alone and nowhere else. Even your pfp is Amber related.

Those are a lot of words to tell everyone how much more special and original you are than Amber.

This is an infinite place with endlessly interesting lolcows. Yet, here you are.
 
Pange said:
a 700 lb buffalo that lies constantly and thinks she's smarter than everybody else with her 32 IQ.
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Pange said:
I will tell you it is really weird how these fat people become Master genius manipulators to avoid everything in the world of working and taking care of themselves
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So which is it, is she 32 IQ or is she a master genius manipulator?
Finding other fat loser lesbians that will give into your bitching and screaming is in no way a master manipulator, it's just finding other low class people who were raised poorly like she was that are willing to put up with her bullshit. Your wall of angry text only proves my point about her alogs.
 
It's been so long since the Becky era now. Super random but do we know the specific last straw that caused Becky to break up with big Al the cat killer finally? I always found it so funny how much narc injury she took from being left by someone she felt was underneath her
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
It's been so long since the Becky era now. Super random but do we know the specific last straw that caused Becky to break up with big Al the cat killer finally? I always found it so funny how much narc injury she took from being left by someone she felt was underneath her
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If I’m wrong someone is free to correct me but I think it was a big fight over Amber not being added to the group text chat between Becky/Eric/Ricky
 
The Ghost of Rarity said:
If I’m wrong someone is free to correct me but I think it was a big fight over Amber not being added to the group text chat between Becky/Eric/Ricky
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I think there was some group chat that just had the three of them in it (and had been since before Amber ever fatly hurpled her way into the Gaycare) and Amber used Becky's phone and sent messages to this chat pretending to be Becky or some mad shit like that?
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
I think there was some group chat that just had the three of them in it (and had been since before Amber ever fatly hurpled her way into the Gaycare) and Amber used Becky's phone and sent messages to this chat pretending to be Becky or some mad shit like that?
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Definitely. I suspect that Ricky and Eric found Hamber annoying and entitled, and begged Beck to not add her to the chat. They probably talked behind Hamber's back, and called her names there. After that, Hamber surely took Beck's phone and went through it, finding the group chat, and scolded Beck or something. I mean Hamber's abusive as fuck, so that probably happened. About the sending messages stuff, she did that. She wanted to know what Ricky and Eric thought of her. Following that, she resented them even more, but was too lazy to do anything about it. We need to remember that they bought a fucking inflatable pool for Hamber, because she wouldn't shower, so people in the gaycare certainly hated her to the brim.
 
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Definitely. I suspect that Ricky and Eric found Hamber annoying and entitled, and begged Beck to not add her to the chat. They probably talked behind Hamber's back, and called her names there. After that, Hamber surely took Beck's phone and went through it, finding the group chat, and scolded Beck or something. I mean Hamber's abusive as fuck, so that probably happened. About the sending messages stuff, she did that. She wanted to know what Ricky and Eric thought of her. Following that, she resented them even more, but was too lazy to do anything about it. We need to remember that they bought a fucking inflatable pool for Hamber, because she wouldn't shower, so people in the gaycare certainly hated her to the brim.
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Calling ALR "Hamber" 5x in a short-paragraph TL;DR post is just weird to me. You said it in just about every sentence. Don't get me wrong, IDGAF about what you call her. Just. Weird.
 
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