🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Letting your cat out in an effort to manufacture a trauma bond with or initiate an emotional response from the feeder in order to move in is appalling. Then she parades around getting 6 different flavors of sympathy from "oh no my cat got out thats crazy" to "im grieving at this molment" to help her with the ego wound of going back to okc with -2 pussies under her control. To top it off she has a need to obtain things that depend on her so of course she got another smol cute thing to parade around. Gotta keep up the charade. Ambers just forever a young adult who loves cute aesthetic stuff. Ambers lack of narc supply is slowly eating at her and the kitten is going to get more backlash than its worth. Romeo won't be chipped or have a collar and chats gonna ask her about it and the cycle will begin again.

If shes comfy enough to get another thing that shits I bet mommalynn is helping her with the pets. The mommalynn slowly agrees to help out to her getting govt money to be ambers caretaker pipeline is where we're headed. Like Eugenia and her mom but like low income.
 
From the reddit:

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With superchats, memberships, and about 50k views per uploaded live, our gorl is earning decent money for allowing herself to be clowned on, doing basically no work, and generating cat, ex, and weight related drama. It's not anywhere close to 2019 money, but it's more than enough to keep the AC on and doordash delivering 3x a day.
 
Watching her squirm knowing her audience had her by the fupa about the ki'en is the most entertaining thing she's done in ages.
 
Lmao some mfer dumping fake info on Twonks caused a bigger ripple in this thread than her being forced to reveal the new animal she's going to neglect.

The curtain has already fallen a long time ago, Hamfuck, time for your fat ass to exit stage left.

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Run Romeo run! The blob is going to swallow you up!

Also - Romeo Rae and Rarity Gray…. she’s too transparent.
 
As much as I dislike Amber and she isn't the greatest pet owner, I'm getting really tired of the concern trolling that haydur nation is so relentless about. You can tell that being called an animal abuser really gets to her, and is making her clam up even more and give even less milk than she already barely puts out.
There is a lot of weirdness going on with the Rarity situation type deal, whether she intentionally let her out or not you can tell she's upset about it. I'm glad the cat she adopted at least got a home, you can't say that for a lot of kittens who end up thrown into dumpsters, killed or left at a shelter where they are eventually put to sleep because of overcrowding. You would be shocked and appalled at the living condition some dogs and cats are in, locked in rooms with infections that are eating their skin off and starved to death. Her cats are at least fed and live in a comfortable environment. No, the litterbox probably is not cleaned like it should be, but there are a lot of worse situations to be in and for a cat to find a home where it's vital needs are met is good in my books. I've seen too many horrific situations animals are left in.
I really believe if people stopped being so autistic with dumping on her in every comment section about the stupidest shit she would be giving way better content to laugh at behind the scenes. The gems from the destiny era will never come again, we could of had shit like that now, but no. We won't ever get oversharing ever again. The self righteous sperging people poop out on every single one of her comment sections aren't even funny or original. Shit like this is so cringe and retarded. Screenshot 2025-07-30 101806.webp Screenshot 2025-07-30 101902.webp Screenshot 2025-07-30 102004.webp

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I have raised many a kitten, and the ones that look like lil' Romeo were always the craziest, most hyperactive and mischievous. No surface will be safe, no items exempt from becoming cat toys.

I hope the ghost* of Rarity meets with him and gives him ideas for stuff of Amber's to destroy.

*I shall cling to the idea that Rarity was found and adopted by some kindly unknown family in Wisconsin until I draw my last breath. It's the only way I can deal with this shit.
 
Ozul said:
As much as I dislike Amber and she isn't the greatest pet owner, I'm getting really tired of the concern trolling that haydur nation is so relentless about. You can tell that being called an animal abuser really gets to her, and is making her clam up even more and give even less milk than she already barely puts out.
There is a lot of weirdness going on with the Rarity situation type deal, whether she intentionally let her out or not you can tell she's upset about it. I'm glad the cat she adopted at least got a home, you can't say that for a lot of kittens who end up thrown into dumpsters, killed or left at a shelter where they are eventually put to sleep because of overcrowding. You would be shocked and appalled at the living condition some dogs and cats are in, locked in rooms with infections that are eating their skin off and starved to death. Her cats are at least fed and live in a comfortable environment. No, the litterbox probably is not cleaned like it should be, but there are a lot of worse situations to be in and for a cat to find a home where it's vital needs are met is good in my books. I've seen too many horrific situations animals are left in.
I really believe if people stopped being so autistic with dumping on her in every comment section about the stupidest shit she would be giving way better content to laugh at behind the scenes. The gems from the destiny era will never come again, we could of had shit like that now, but no. We won't ever get oversharing ever again. The self righteous sperging people poop out on every single one of her comment sections aren't even funny or original. Shit like this is so cringe and retarded.View attachment 7712918View attachment 7712920View attachment 7712921

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Well big Al did kill two cats so
 
Wasabi is what, like 10 years old? Amber got him in 2015 I think. How much do you want to bet she didn't introduce Romeo properly and now Wasabi is stressed as fuck?

Ozul said:
As much as I dislike Amber and she isn't the greatest pet owner, I'm getting really tired of the concern trolling that haydur nation is so relentless about. You can tell that being called an animal abuser really gets to her, and is making her clam up even more and give even less milk than she already barely puts out.
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Same thing with the fake concern trolling about dating feeder Emily. So now instead of watching Amber eat herself to death and crush her degenerate girlfriend, we get hour long streams every 2 weeks and clickbait Q&As once a month, all because people who pretended to be compassionate about Hamber's dating preferences had to harass her partners to the point of no return.

She's a sub-par pet owner but the haydur nation retarded wishful thinking about animal control intervention is such a stretch. Animal control doesn't seize pets because of a dirty litter box. But I'll stop here and leave it up to the imagination what kinds of situations animal control responds to.
 
Ozul said:
As much as I dislike Amber and she isn't the greatest pet owner, I'm getting really tired of the concern trolling that haydur nation is so relentless about. You can tell that being called an animal abuser really gets to her, and is making her clam up even more and give even less milk than she already barely puts out.
There is a lot of weirdness going on with the Rarity situation type deal, whether she intentionally let her out or not you can tell she's upset about it. I'm glad the cat she adopted at least got a home, you can't say that for a lot of kittens who end up thrown into dumpsters, killed or left at a shelter where they are eventually put to sleep because of overcrowding. You would be shocked and appalled at the living condition some dogs and cats are in, locked in rooms with infections that are eating their skin off and starved to death. Her cats are at least fed and live in a comfortable environment. No, the litterbox probably is not cleaned like it should be, but there are a lot of worse situations to be in and for a cat to find a home where it's vital needs are met is good in my books. I've seen too many horrific situations animals are left in.
I really believe if people stopped being so autistic with dumping on her in every comment section about the stupidest shit she would be giving way better content to laugh at behind the scenes. The gems from the destiny era will never come again, we could of had shit like that now, but no. We won't ever get oversharing ever again. The self righteous sperging people poop out on every single one of her comment sections aren't even funny or original. Shit like this is so cringe and retarded.View attachment 7712918View attachment 7712920View attachment 7712921

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100% agreed on the horrific state of shelters and deplorable conditions out there for many unadopted/homeless animals.

What you're missing is that this kitten was (according to the BIG FAT LAH Hamber) from a litter her step-brother's cat had, that allegedly MethMamaLynn was going to take in - but they all "wanted" Hamber to take it instead to "bring joy" and other bullshit lah-likely things.

This kitten was going to have a home with a non-Hamber owner. Whether given to family or sold to non-family. Almost 0% chance of it winding up in a shelter or homeless. This kitten could have lived a BETTER life. A REAL life.

Hamber doesn't "rescue". She HOARDS.
 
"Waaahhh, people say I'm replacing Rarity! Other YouTuber's pets die and they get others immediately after all the time! It's normal! Why is it different with meeeee???"

Because other YouTubers didn't throw their older indoor cats into the elements to try to get what they want not once, but twice?
 
From animal control's perspective they don't have the resources to "go after" someone like Amber. You have people who hoard countless number of cats, letting litters die and rot under couches soaked with shit and piss and permanently chained up dogs with soup cans for muzzles. People getting bit by dogs who would "never" hurt a fly. Then you have shitty pet parents like Amber who would be at the bottom of their list of priorities. The more people contact animal control, the more likely they are going to think it is some personal vendetta people have and not worth their time.

Being directly responsible for the death of two cats is going to be a she-said/she-said situation from animal control's point of view.

Amber is never going to stop having pets and treating them as accessories and people are never going to stop contacting animal control and bitching at Amber about it. It's all part of the Amberverse ecosystem.
 
L_I_F_T_E_D said:
This kitten was going to have a home with a non-Hamber owner. Whether given to family or sold to non-family. Almost 0% chance of it winding up in a shelter or homeless. This kitten could have lived a BETTER life. A REAL life.
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It could have ended up with a better owner, but I don't think mamalynn or any adjacent trailer trash people they associate with would be a significantly better outcome. Those type of people usually just let the cat roam around the trailer park and throw some dry kibble outside for it.

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Being directly responsible for the death of two cats is going to be a she-said/she-said situation from animal control's point of view.
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I don't think they would classify an escaped pet as being "directly responsible for death." I've never heard of animal control or the justice system going after someone for losing an animal.
When you say she killed her cats, that statement to me implies she cut their throats or starved them, not that she is retarded and leaves doors cracked and is too fat to chase after them. Animal control doesn't give a shit about escaped pets, unless said pet bites somebody or something like that.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
"Waaahhh, people say I'm replacing Rarity! Other YouTuber's pets die and they get others immediately after all the time! It's normal! Why is it different with meeeee???"

Because other YouTubers didn't throw their older indoor cats into the elements to try to get what they want not once, but twice?
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Maybe amber can find a lesbo named Juliet so it could be "Sooo cyuooot" when she tosses him out to die for an extra 3 days!
"Oh my gawh I knowww it's so weird I lost romeo while dating Juliet, it was just in the stars yawull"
 
Amber is a lazy owner, but not a cruel one. The animals look well fed and don't behave like they have been abused. Long Twonk nails and stale kitty kibble are not reasons to have her pets taken away.
 
Cataloons said:
Amber is a lazy owner, but not a cruel one. The animals look well fed and don't behave like they have been abused. Long Twonk nails and stale kitty kibble are not reasons to have her pets taken away.
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I hate to join the catsperging again but we’re talking about the cow that packed up her senior pets and took them to a strange place, just to let them lose in Emily’s house without even trying to acclimate them into it first. Like you’re supposed to do with any animal, this would be a super stressful situation for even a young pet let alone a senior one
She also just so happened to “accidentally” let two cats outside (both during cold and wet seasons) and they were never seen again only to be replaced shortly afterwards with an animal that she actually wanted

And of course can’t forget all of the peepads all over the floor for Twonks to piss and shit on because you know damn well she’s not taking her out to walk herself…she is a shitty pet owner and has no business having any of them
 
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