🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It would be fun if everyone in Amber's next live were to have Rarity as their avatars and if they would keep asking her if a few extra moments with Emily was worth the life of a precious loving kitty, who had lived her entire life indoors and was tossed into the middle of a Wisconsin winter.

I mean, *I* would like to know what lie Amber would come up with to convince people that Rarity's loss was justified.
Was Emily's house just SO comfy that Rarity had to be sacrificed?
 
Mekahineyho said:
According to livestream recaps, Amber is working with someone to get a a part time real job.
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Assuming its the truth somehow shes probably working with one of those agencies to help retarded people find work. Amber being a wallmart greeter/reciept checker sitting in a struggling folding chair may soon be a reality.
I cant fathom what at her skill level and availability would look like.
She cant stand for very long. She has issues showering and being clean and I can only imagine she would just do her job for about 10 minutes then go hide in the bathroom like she did when she was way younger. Even if its true. Even if she gets a job she cant maintain it.
 
Insulin reid said:
Assuming its the truth somehow shes probably working with one of those agencies to help retarded people find work. Amber being a wallmart greeter/reciept checker sitting in a struggling folding chair may soon be a reality.
I cant fathom what at her skill level and availability would look like.
She cant stand for very long. She has issues showering and being clean and I can only imagine she would just do her job for about 10 minutes then go hide in the bathroom like she did when she was way younger. Even if its true. Even if she gets a job she cant maintain it.
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Could she even handle irritable customers or managers? They aren't going to back off if she gets an attitude.
 
Unfortunately I watched the live.

Recap:

She said she’s getting a part time job but NOT going to tell us about it cuz it’s PRIVATE. Then she’s going to stop vlogging, but still do lives. She’s bored of vlogs now.

She also has never been an orange chicken girly, but the orange chicken at Panda Express is good.

What should she have for dinner? This question came up many times.

Should she not talk about her medical stuff anymore? It’s just so private. Her chat tells her no cuz she’d have nothing else to talk about.

What should she eat tonight?

A cat meowed twice off screen. Now, I was born and raised with cats in my house my whole entire life and guys, that was a tiny baby kitten meow. Twice. Romeo confirmed. Big Al played it off as ‘Wassables’.

She counted down the minutes til she could end the stream constantly.

She ignored everyone bringing up her making up past lives.

She had a hard time reading the chat despite it going slower than molasses.

What should she have for dinner though?
 
caffeinated_pirate said:
Unfortunately I watched the live.

Recap:

She said she’s getting a part time job but NOT going to tell us about it cuz it’s PRIVATE. Then she’s going to stop vlogging, but still do lives. She’s bored of vlogs now.

She also has never been an orange chicken girly, but the orange chicken at Panda Express is good.

What should she have for dinner? This question came up many times.

Should she not talk about her medical stuff anymore? It’s just so private. Her chat tells her no cuz she’d have nothing else to talk about.

What should she eat tonight?

A cat meowed twice off screen. Now, I was born and raised with cats in my house my whole entire life and guys, that was a tiny baby kitten meow. Twice. Romeo confirmed. Big Al played it off as ‘Wassables’.

She counted down the minutes til she could end the stream constantly.

She ignored everyone bringing up her making up past lives.

She had a hard time reading the chat despite it going slower than molasses.

What should she have for dinner though?
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I can't wait until she publicly livestreams so that I too, can watch this snooze fest live.

No, really, no sarcasm, I'm looking forward to it, what is wrong with me?
 
Insulin reid said:
Assuming its the truth somehow shes probably working with one of those agencies to help retarded people find work. Amber being a wallmart greeter/reciept checker sitting in a struggling folding chair may soon be a reality.
I cant fathom what at her skill level and availability would look like.
She cant stand for very long. She has issues showering and being clean and I can only imagine she would just do her job for about 10 minutes then go hide in the bathroom like she did when she was way younger. Even if its true. Even if she gets a job she cant maintain it.
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I’ve seen fast food locations shove their fattest employees into the drive thru booth so they sit and just take orders all day. That requires constant attention to customers, though. So no go despite the free meal.

The idea of her going through Voc Rehab and being embarrassed at being there holds water. She’d likely need a temp agency but the Voc Rehab people fit better for her lack of intelligence and physical ability.

caffeinated_pirate said:
A cat meowed twice off screen. Now, I was born and raised with cats in my house my whole entire life and guys, that was a tiny baby kitten meow. Twice. Romeo confirmed. Big Al played it off as ‘Wassables’.
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(:_(

I hate that my heart dropped at a confirmation of a kitten in the house. But fucking up happy moments is Amber’s biggest talent (besides gaining 300+ pounds during a weight loss journey). Godspeed, Lil Romeo
 
The-Mad-Asshatter said:
Could she even handle irritable customers or managers? They aren't going to back off if she gets an attitude.
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She only has an attitude towards you if shes behind the camera in her house or if your her partner and your alone, isolated and financially dependent on her. Shes a fat dumb bitch with no ability to handle social interactions. A weird look would send her spiraleeen.

In a customer service fast food job she would probably:
Read any legal shit about accommodations at work she can ask for to be as lazy as possible.
Do stupid shit to try and get out of work, anything from taking extra long bathroom breaks, assigning herself stupid shit to do like rearranging the condiments or lining them up so they look prettier, to more agressive dumb shit like fake an injury and ask to go home early while clearly not being injured.
Fuck, even thinking its ok to spread rumors about *insert random male employee here* liking them or being sexually suggestive.

I dont think she would even get through a training phase let alone be with customers for anyone to catch an attitude. Shes gonna cry and claim workplace harassment and attempt unemployment.
 
ALR cannot stand to have people tell her what to do. No way she would put herself in a position where someone could be a boss over her.

Plus she’s fat.

Job aint happeneeen
 
Amber the Cat Killer cannot burn in hell soon enough, replacing the cat she claims was like a child to her with a new one.
As much as I'd like to be able to do stream summaries, I absolutely cannot spare the time, mostly cuz that time is infinitely better spent studying for university, so my semper fis to the brave souls willing to do it.
As for the part time job, I'm wondering whether that's even gonna take off. If it does, I'm expecting an even quicker termination than when she had that data entry job where she spent too much time on the shitter.
 
Insulin reid said:
probably working with one of those agencies to help retarded people find work.
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She'd have to pay out of pocket. The OK DRS/DHS would have to approve her case. The agency then bills the state if she's approved. Then she has to attend staffings every 8 weeks.

But if she even got an interview, the agency will do milestones: Offer. Day one. Day 15. Day 30. Day 60. Day 90.

She MUST be employed a full 90 days for the agency to be able to bill the state.

She can tard rage/quit on day 91, then crybully her way back to the agency reaccepting her to do another job search. But the agency will only be able to bill ONE TIME ONLY. Meaning--she'll be a drain on resources.
 
Goatchoker said:
I wonder if she just got a job at the bingo place.
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That did pass my mind, too. She latched herself to Destiny’s jobs when they were together, and food stands always need hands.

Could also be a temporary job or one where she only works 1-2 days a week. Which is also common with bingo halls.
 
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Insulin reid said:
Assuming its the truth somehow shes probably working with one of those agencies to help retarded people find work.
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That seems like way too out of her comfort zone for her to do. I was thinking she was having her mom, another relative, or her new "bingo friend" hook her up with a job where they work, ala Destiny.
 
The person helping her get a job is probably her mom at the call center. She will love it for 2 weeks and then reality will set in that it’s a set weekly routine and jobs don’t put up with you calling out because you stayed up to late or some internet gf upset you and you had a panic attack

Manifesting her joining a MLM, losing a bunch of money and then blaming the audience for not buying product.
 
She might not actually suck at being a bingo assistant (getting the cards ready at a table) though. Optimistic I know but…..this may be her calling.
 
Mekahineyho said:
The person helping her get a job is probably her mom at the call center. She will love it for 2 weeks and then reality will set in that it’s a set weekly routine and jobs don’t put up with you calling out because you stayed up to late or some internet gf upset you and you had a panic attack

Manifesting her joining a MLM, losing a bunch of money and then blaming the audience for not buying product.
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Her mom doesn't realize how lazy her child is ? I hope Amber is not going to ruin her mom's reputation at work by making her mom drive her home in the middle of the work day because "her back hurts" like Amber did Destiny. I hope her mom lays down the law that there will be no rides homes in the middle of the mom's shift and if Amber needs to go home she has to hire an Uber
 
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